Post by Naem on May 7, 2009 3:04:32 GMT 10
This chair sucks.
I'm just-
...Sorry, what?
...Oh. Uh, you know, that's actually...
I didn't even say that, but yeah, I guess that's true.
We all have our role models.
Aaanyway... There couldn't be a better time for this, because...
...I'm kiiinda broke. Now I'm gonna buy, like... 10 Revives.
...Aww, damn.
Ah well, time to get out of Goldenrod and proceed with my... uh... "adventure". That's what I decided to call it to make myself feel better.
I dunno, I'm pretty sure I've seen a few Pokémon that I don't remember hearing about in The Winston Show...
Uh...
Well, sure. And I'm only doing it because you gave me a choice. Well, I mean, if I didn't have a choice, I'd have to do it anyway, but... ah, nevermind.
...A Snorlax?
ARGH THAT TREE.
...I miss getting mail from Reneé.
Oh... Oh my God!
My beloved mother knows of my financial trouble and she bought something awesome for me AND-
...Thanks a lot, mom.
I see Gina's face everywhere.
Stay strong, Jay. Think of the brave Winston and his loyal Pikachu...
...Was Pithius a ninja?
...Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure he was.
And then the guy standing next to her ran off crying.
WHAT
Oh, thank God. Last time someone said that to me... Well, let's just say that after that happened, I was scared of going outside for at least a month.
...Please don't do that again, Spawn. It upsets my stomach.
Oh, those radiologists and their silly beliefs.
Now, which way do I go...?
[Three hours later]
I kept losing all the coins I flipped.
A bug catcher with an ambition? Wow.
A NICE bug catcher with an ambition? WOW.
If you find anything with more than six legs, DON'T call me, okay?
D'aww, it's a fire puppy!
Whooo's a good little fire puppy?
Yes you aaaare! :3
Bill? Who... BILL?!
ohmygooood
...A TV STAR TALKED TO ME
OOOOoooOOOoo
What DID you see in my mind, anyway?
...Batman? Sure, I... Batman doing WHAT?
...Yep, you misread me. Bye.
I like my Biology textbook. It has a picture of a surfing Tauros.
...Huh.
...Oh, wow.
I'm starting to think Gina didn't like me all that much.
Oh, wow. First Bugsy, now Floria... I bet that somewhere out here, there's a guy named Dock who works at a shipyard or something.
...Jumped right up, huh?
Wait, what? Why?! Why would you want to...
...EWW. I can't let that happen!
Also I blame the internet for this >:T
I'm just-
...Sorry, what?
...Oh. Uh, you know, that's actually...
I didn't even say that, but yeah, I guess that's true.
We all have our role models.
Aaanyway... There couldn't be a better time for this, because...
...I'm kiiinda broke. Now I'm gonna buy, like... 10 Revives.
...Aww, damn.
Ah well, time to get out of Goldenrod and proceed with my... uh... "adventure". That's what I decided to call it to make myself feel better.
I dunno, I'm pretty sure I've seen a few Pokémon that I don't remember hearing about in The Winston Show...
Uh...
Well, sure. And I'm only doing it because you gave me a choice.
Well, I mean, if I didn't have a choice, I'd have to do it anyway, but... ah, nevermind. ...A Snorlax?
ARGH THAT TREE.
...I miss getting mail from Reneé.
Oh... Oh my God!
My beloved mother knows of my financial trouble and she bought something awesome for me AND-
...Thanks a lot, mom.
I see Gina's face everywhere.
Stay strong, Jay. Think of the brave Winston and his loyal Pikachu...
...Was Pithius a ninja?
...Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure he was.
And then the guy standing next to her ran off crying.
WHAT
Oh, thank God. Last time someone said that to me... Well, let's just say that after that happened, I was scared of going outside for at least a month.
...Please don't do that again, Spawn. It upsets my stomach.
Oh, those radiologists and their silly beliefs.
Now, which way do I go...?
[Three hours later]
I kept losing all the coins I flipped.
A bug catcher with an ambition? Wow.
A NICE bug catcher with an ambition? WOW.
If you find anything with more than six legs, DON'T call me, okay?
D'aww, it's a fire puppy!
Whooo's a good little fire puppy?
Yes you aaaare! :3
Bill? Who... BILL?!
ohmygooood
...A TV STAR TALKED TO ME
OOOOoooOOOoo
What DID you see in my mind, anyway?
...Batman? Sure, I... Batman doing WHAT?
...Yep, you misread me. Bye.
I like my Biology textbook. It has a picture of a surfing Tauros.
...Huh.
...Oh, wow.
I'm starting to think Gina didn't like me all that much.
Oh, wow. First Bugsy, now Floria... I bet that somewhere out here, there's a guy named Dock who works at a shipyard or something.
...Jumped right up, huh?
Wait, what? Why?! Why would you want to...
...EWW. I can't let that happen!
Also I blame the internet for this >:T
