ffffff oh my god that means it can't be much longer until it comes out in america and... Hey, wait, wasn't there an LP here? I seem to vaguely recall something...
She called me again. She really called me again. It feels like I've been standing here for weeks just hearing her voice echoing in my ears. It must be my snazzy new looks. Oh yeah, I knew I'd get her back.
And she wants to see me!
Uh, no, Gina, I didn't say... Yeah, I'll be there!
Why didn't she just come here, I wonder? Maybe she wants some space? Hmm...
Well, I don't know about this, actually, route 34 is actually kind of a long way from here...
I've been thinking of adding a few more wheels to my bike to make it faster.
Hmm, do you think I should go a bit easier on her? Do girls like that? I have no idea. OH MY GOD I MUST ASK THE INTERNET.
Okay, I'm sure those so-called "goons" will be able to help me. Now, sightseeing!
That's a nice way to put it.
Treasure? Man, I'd love to find some. I went to some ruins the other day, but all I found was that falling from a large distance right on centuries-old stone hurts a lot.
Can I find a starship with this?!
That's a yes, isn't it?
Ah, more monks. I know how to deal with these now.
YO YO 'SUP I'M THE JAYSTER YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME I BEAT YOUR VIOLET BUDDIES
...Hey.
Come...
...on!
Awww. Maybe later, than.
Uh, are you talking about, like... those Japanese cartoons with the... odd genitals, and... HAHAHA WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THOSE WHY DO YOU ASK?
Oh, you're talking about... Ohh. Makes sense. I'll have a look.
Odd old man? 
I want a Pokémon that can shoot energy beams, fly and punch things really hard.
...Uh, nevermind.
So... These are the kimono girls. They don't look like the ones from that cartoon... Then again, they're fully dressed... Oh God, why am I still thinking of it?
Damn ri-
SMART LEADING CHOICES.
It's because I have...
guts. 
I went to see what it was and I think it was another Super Potion. Not too bad.
But do you train them to dance?
Whoa, whoa, what's THAT?
Seriously, what was that?
And what's THAT?
Why does Eevee evolve into so many things?!
Whatever it is, Guts can't blow water at it hard enough.
Fire is only slightly better. I guess it has a high Special Defence or something. :T
Pfft, why are there so many trainers who only use one Pokémon?
I have a girlfriend!
Damn.
WHAT NO SWITCH OUT SWITCH OUT
hahahadearGOD
I'm not good at dancing.
ember ember ember etcetera
D'aww, thanks. :3
So, um... Do you just sit here all day... watching them?
...And you were watching me too, huh?
[It]
Wow, a new move for Guts.
...I'll just get out of here now.
Fiery's a nice guy who removed the filters so I could post this. :3
