"Hey, FE, you could use Ben to put Miltank's Whitney to sleep!"
"NAWWW THAT'D BE TOO EASY HURR"
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Franky... Franky? Where'd I get that name from? It sounds like some sort of
obscure in-joke. 
Oh. not much. Just riding on my AWESOME BIKE.
I don't need training wheels anymore!
A Pokémon battle? On a bike? Are you sure that's safe?
...Wait, I saw it on TV. Of course it's safe.
I'll just have a look at the gym first. I don't even have any idea who the leader is.
That... doesn't help.
Either way... I won't be using Ben for a while.
He just can't do much on his own...
I don't really see what one thing has to do with the other.
In fact, you should probably spend some money on a Pokéball or five.
Something tells me I need to level up a bit more. I don't even know what that gym--
OH MY GOD. THOSE EYES. THEIR STARE IS BOTTOMLESS AND ENDLESS.
...
That staring contest was freaking me out.
How can anyone sleep with that... thing looking at them?!
...Sentient bubblegum?
Maybe it's Play-Doh...
This was a terrible idea, guys~
I don't like grinding.
Well, it's about time we do this, so...
...Ohhhh.
No way, I don't even want to IMAGINE a female Machoke.
Wow, it's the first time a FACE ever said that to me.
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...Well, that was uneventful. ._.
I still feel like my team is underleveled, though...
...So it's grinding time again. Hooray.
Absolutely not
Just throw Pokéballs at them!
Hmm, maybe what I said was a bit rude.
That tail of hers is surprisingly strong, you know.
Whee~
I... I feel strangely compelled to catch him.
...Aww.
Well good enough LET'S GO.
These people sure like shouting their names.
...Something just died inside of me.
...Can we just battle? Please?
Jay vs. Whitney, that girl you just plain hate. Yeah, THAT one.
Let's just...
...Yeah.
Aww, it's a chubby pink cow. :3
D'aww, just like Sonic the Hedgehog!
C'mon, Ne-
...Shouldn't a critical hit be more painful?
Just hang in there, we...
I DON'T LIKE ROLLOUT.
Maybe if you kiss her she'll get confused.
Nnnnope.
Well, uh, that might be useful la--
Bye, Spawn.
Bye, Jiggles.
...This doesn't look good.
Aaand she's still alive.
Dear God, LET THIS WORK.
...Yep.
don't look don't look don't look
...Oh God.
OH GOD.
She... She rolled into a wall and now her skull is open and aaaaargh
Sweet Jesus LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD
But... But...
...It's your fault!
I feel guilty now.
Did you see what she did to my Pokémon?
...Fine, I'll talk to her.
...Erm...
OW. DOT IN BY DOSE.
OWWWW
Huh, really? That's funny, none of them appear to be over 14 or 15...
...
BYE.
He just can't do much on his own...
