Let's play Pokémon Platinum. I mean, Crystal.

[Naem]

Hey, remember how I said I'd only try this again after playing Platinum? I changed my mind. I'm doin' this OLD SCHOOL now.

This is pretty much a fresh start. I still plan on using the same team... Even though I'm not sure if I like it myself. Ah well. You guys can suggest stuff anyway.


TABLE OF CONTENTS

Chapter 0: Lucid Dreaming
Chapter 1: Like Talking To A Tree
Chapter 2: Old Men, Eggs and Androgynous Kids
Chapter 3: Arachnophobia
Chapter 4: Dejá Vù
Chapter 5: The Elegant Dance Of The Bellsprout Worshippers
Chapter 6: Birds
Chapter 7: Totally Not Lost
Chapter 8: FLASH, WHOO-OOAA~
Chapter 9: No Progress Whatsoever
Chapter 10: Ready To Blast Off
Chapter 11: Smells Like Fanfiction
Chapter 12: Be Glad I Decided Not To Use A Terrible Farfetch'd Pun Here
Tangent #1: Smooth Criminal
Chapter 13: You'd Think You Couldn't Just Forget Something Like That
Chapter 14a: ATTENTION, DUELISTS: YGO Abridged References Are Overdone!
Chapter 14b: by the way spawn has a pompadour now



You know, I've had some pretty weird dreams before...



...But this is new.



Behold, Unown... It's Suicune's ass!
Suicune's ass?!
SUICUNE'S ASS.



oh god it has red eyes and it's going to turn around and eat meeeee



...Huh? Where did it... Uh, sorry. Psh, of course I'm a... wait, let me check. I'm not sure if my dream self is like my real self.



Oh, okay. I'm a boy, alright.



But... But I'm asleep.



I... think so, anyway.



Maybe I did, too. I'm not sure anymore.



Ahh, no big deal. I wasn't waiting for you anyway.



I, uh... thought I already lived there. No, wait, I'm from Johto. But there are Pokémon in Johto. I'm confused.



Ohh, you're that professor guy from Kanto. I was reading about you before I went to bed, you know. I suppose that explains what's happening.



Listen, just because I had a lousy grade on my Biology exam the other day...



Right! So why should I know the reason why Zubat is everywhere?!



I get it now. This dream was caused by my guilt and self-loathing.



Well, uh, let me see...



Yeah, you can give him a different name. Go ahead. And you might as well tell me which starter to use this time, the nickname I should give him and, while we're at it, a good name for our rival.

[Sergeant Dull]

I liked the name Jay.

I think we might go for Chiorita this time because... I'unno. Cyndaquil is a chore, Totadile isn't pretty and Chikorita is all d'awww >>

And I suggest "Futon" for the rival.

[Eco]

CHIKORITA

[Tené]

Chikorita is weak against the first two bosses... and isn't actually strong against any of them. So totally choose that.

No ideas for a hero name, but call the rival Margaret.

[iBishyT]

You have to name at least ONE of them Satan.

[ShardNet]

Name the rival Margaret, and the guy *hyuck* It's mee

If anyone gets that reference...I will give them an e-cookie.

Also Chickorita.

[Naem]

Oh, I probably should have mentioned, but we're still limited to 7 characters for the rival's name.

[Suzuka Yamoni-R]

Konata?

[Tené]

Maggie, then.

[D00D64: AM I GONE OR WHAT]

CALL THE RIVAL CLETIS

[Sergeant Dull]

Or Melba >>

[Naem]

There's a poor female Chikorita waiting for a name, guys.

[Tené]

Okay, for some reason Maggie really seems to fit Chikorita. Use that.

Jay still seems to fit our protagonist, by the way.

[Space]

Biollante?

[Naem]

Feb 12, 2009 4:17:23 GMT 10 Tené said:

Okay, for some reason Maggie really seems to fit Chikorita. Use that.

Jay still seems to fit our protagonist, by the way.

Maggie for Chikorita? Then what am I going to call our poor rival?

...We could call him Daisy, I guess.

<sub>...No?

Okay, no.</sub>

Whoa, that Biollante thing looks freaky.