Let's play Pokémon Platinum. I mean, Crystal.

[dynamicsonic]

Chikorita = Yes
Player = Jay
Rival: Name him Boobs, or Kyle. Or Jack (Thompson)

[Admiral Mundane]

Hrmph. Fine, pick the one that ISN'T on fire >>

Name the Chikorita Reeves! (GET IT?! LEAVES?! HAHAHA I AM HILARIOUS)

And the Rival should be Goak.

[Breaker]

Rival = Livar

cuz liver is nastay

[Naem]

Fade said I should name Chikorita Nettles. I kinda like it, but what do you people think?

_{And the rival is gonna be Maggie. Teehee.}

[Sergeant Dull]

Feb 12, 2009 17:26:10 GMT 10 Naem said:

Fade said I should name Chikorita Nettles. I kinda like it, but what do you people think?

_{And the rival is gonna be Maggie. Teehee.}

Nettles is an awesome name, actually. Go Fade! >>

Maggie. Fear inducing indeed XD

[Naem]

Ehhh, I don't feel like waiting any longer.





Uh, ready?



Ohh, I see. This is when the dream gets interesting, right?



OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY YESSIR-



...Aww, crud.



I really thought I'd have a good time lucid dreaming, you know. Last week, I dreamed I was Teddy Roosevelt, and Jackie Chan wanted to fight me. It was awesome.



himomjustpassingthrouuuuack.



I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A BROKEN WINDO-



...Oh. Okay.



Oh, finally. It's been, like... over three weeks.



So, what time IS it...?



... _{I think I kinda overslept.}



Hey, mom, can I just eat something before I go?

...Yeah, sure, I suppose I'll be back before long, but... Oh, fine...



Yes, and it's all new and shiny and mine. :3



Hey, that looks like a new face. I could go and say hi to him... Elm won't mind waiting a little longer if it's for a good cause, right?



...



Uh, yeah, that's what it says on the sign over the-



UH HI MY NAME IS JAY I-I WAS WONDERING IF WE--





_{...Elm's waiting for me.}



Oh, hey, your window's fixed! Gee, the wind was really strong the other day, wasn't it?



Uh-huh?



...I'm afraid I can't really help you with that.



May I see it fir-



I... But I...



_{Could you at least credit me?}



Is it chain mail? I hate chain mail. People start spreading it around and then I get the same e-mail from, like, 20 different people, and... Oh, sorry, you're reading.



Really? That's... uh...



Uh, what? What's real? What are you...



What?



I...



But... Oh, okay...



Hmm, no... Potentially dangerous...



CHRIST NO LOOK AT THOSE TEETH



I have no idea what this is, but I'll take it.



Now, let's see... What should I name you...?



There! It's nice and...


RULE NUMBER ONE OF POKÉMON NICKNAMES:

IF YOUR POKÉMON'S NICKNAME EVOKES CUTENESS IN ANY WAY, NOBODY WILL NINJAING TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.


Why is my conscience so angry?! D8



Fine, is this better?

...I'll take that as a yes.



Cherrygrove? Aaargh, I nearly got killed by a Spinarak last time I went there...



*sigh*



<Elm> And if you let me down, I'LL KNOW.

Uh, what do you mean by that?

<Elm> Nothing at all.



Is it food?



...Oh.



I'd... I would like to have dinner now...

...Please?

_No?

[Sergeant Dull]

....

ELM MAKES ME PARANOID.

[dynamicsonic]

Always manages to make me giggle

Good show FE. Starting out slow like last time. I like slow starts with a PUNCH in an unexpected place.

[Shiver]

Nettles is a reference from Salad Fingers, right?

[Admiral Mundane]

*SOCK*

[Naem]

I managed to cram all the boring intro stuff into a single update. Go me.





Well, I guess I'd better get going. With some luck, I'll get this over with quickly enough to have dinner tonight.



I have no idea what this man is talking about.



Hmm, maybe I could eat it just to calm my stomach...

...Then again, I'm fairly sure it would, at the very least, put me into a coma, so I'd rather not.



Here we are, Nettles. Cherrygrove City... Soon we'll be at that Pokémon guy's place and then we can get back home and eat something. Unless Elm doesn't let me keep you. I dunno, he didn't even tell me what he wants me to do with you.



Uh, I'm not really a trainer...



I... guess so.



Well... Sure. I guess that's the nicest thing someone has done for me today. Or the whole week. Maybe the whole month.



Yeah, that's common knowledge... I don't look THAT dumb, do I?



_{I can read...}



Prized Pokémon? I thought the only trainers on Route 30 were like... bug catchers and the like.



Ha, I see what you did there.

_{...I'm sorry, I won't do that again.}



Aww, you're welcome, really.



I didn't really do anything, but thank you anyway.



So, that guy mistook me for a trainer... I don't think I'd mind becoming a Pokémon trainer, you know. I mean, Nettles seems to like me. I'm starting to get attached to her, too. Of course, if I want to become a real trainer, I'll need...



...And yet another one of my countless hopes and dreams has been shattered.



I guess I should just get back to my errand.



ohmygodthat'sthecutestthingI'veeverseenandIneedoneassoonasIfindsomepokéballs



People should be more careful with their possessions.



A Rattata nibbling on a Pidgey. Sure looks... big.



I think God's sending me a message. Maybe he's trying to tell me that there are dangerous, poisonous things around, like...



AAAAAAGH NO NO NO NO



TO MR. POKÉMON'S HOUSE



Yeah, although I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to be doing.



Is it an ancient artefact of great importance? A DNA sample possibly belonging to a legendary Pokémon? =O



...Oh.



I'm no expert on this, but since people leave their Pokémon on daycare centres all the time... Wouldn't it be safe to assume this is a Pokémon egg?



ARGH WHERE DID YOU COME FROM oh I guess you were just over there



Oh, you were in my bedroom just a while ago!... I mean... Uh... Never mind.



_{Why does everyone know about me?}



Really? Could you explain it to me, then? Because I'm still kinda clueless about it, unless it's just because of all the wild Pokémon out there.



But how am I contributing to his research?



Uh...



Oh, cool, I've heard about those before. Why are you...



W-Wait. WAIT.



_{...Is this legal?}



I'm starting to see a pattern here.



Uh... What happened?



...Well, I guess I had to go there anyway.



We're almost there, Nettles, we're almost... Oh God, it's that guy again.



...Please don't stare at me like that.



Uh, yeah. Yeah, I did. So what?







Could you please be quick? I have some stuff to do, and...



Oh. Erm...



You... You can handle some fire, right, Nettles? Please say yes.



Well, it looks like that Cyndaquil doesn't know any fire attacks yet. We'll be fine after a-



OH MY GOD IS THAT HEAT VISION?!



Thank you, Nettles.





...I-I'm sorry, did I hear that right? Did you just say your name is...



You don't have to shove me just because I think your name's funny...



Oh, no. I think Elm found out the truth about that window.



...Oh. OH.



He STOLE that Cyndaquil? Man, what a jerk.



I... Well...



I-I'm serious. That's his name. _{Why are you looking at me like that?}



No need to sound so sarcastic, I'm telling the truth...



I know. What kind of cruel father would name a boy "Maggie"?



Oh, it's just an egg. Most likely a Pokémon egg.



Yeah, that's what I said. Anyway, Professor Oak was there too and he...



...How do you know that?



Seriously, how did you...



Are you sure? He just kinda looked at me and shoved it into my pocket.



Uh, what about this Chikorita? Are you officially giving it to me for good, or...



...Well, okay...



What do you want from me? D8



...Oh. Well, thank you. I needed those.



Yeah, Elm gave it to me. Now he wants me to wander around Johto all by myself beating gym leaders and such, and that Oak guy wants me to catch every single Pokémon in the world.



I... I guess you can call it that.



...

_{Thanks, mom.}



Well, Nettles... I said I wanted to become a trainer anyway, didn't I?

...Of course I'm not letting myself be bossed around. Don't look at me like that.



And finally we can catch things. Whoo.

This update probably sounds a bit uninspired, and that's probably because I'm a bit ill. I wanted to get this done today, you see. Ah well.

On an unrelated note, I'm also playing Emerald now. I FINALLY FOUND A MODEST FEEBAS HELL YEAH NOW WHY CAN'T BERRIES GROW FASTER

[Sergeant Dull]

That update made me grin

Hope you recover from your illness quickly. AND F-YEAH MODEST FEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.

[Tené]

Wow, Jay is one depressive little boy.

I conject that Maggie is in fact female, and the fact that everyone thinks she's a boy even when she tells them her name makes her incredibly angry.
Alternatively, being a boy whose name is Maggie would make him incredibly angry. Both are good.

[Sergeant Dull]

Feb 16, 2009 3:47:44 GMT 10 Tené said:

Wow, Jay is one depressive little boy.

I conject that Maggie is in fact female, and the fact that everyone thinks she's a boy even when she tells them her name makes her incredibly angry.
Alternatively, being a boy whose name is Maggie would make him incredibly angry. Both are good.

Perhaps it's a pet name for Miguel.

In one really long winded and twisted way. I'd be furious by both means >>

[Admiral Mundane]

Feb 15, 2009 23:41:57 GMT 10 Naem said:

Ha, I see what you did there.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH