Let's Play: with my Massive Quartz Balls

[stupid hos is my enemy]

WARNING: The following contains strong language. If you are easily offended, you don't deserve to read this LP.


Oy vey. Not this sh*t again.


Okay, what? Am I going to get raped already? At least let me make myself pretty first!


Whoopdy-f*cking-do.



What the hell are you talking about? I don't even f*cking know you. All I remember was a sack going over my head and then I was here.


I'm p*ssing myself with anticipation. No, really.


Almost as cool as using full stops, YOU ILLITERATE C*NT!


Live with? Are you trying to tell me you're a beasty now? This is getting better by the f*cking minute.



Yes. It is the highlight of their miserable existances, and mildly entertaining.


...You obviously don't know me very well.



Oh, wow. I can tell you sat Philosophy in university, didn't you? Spastic.


What?

No, really.

What?



Given your current track record, this is not promising.


BUT YOU JUST TOLD ME. LIKE, LAST SENTENCE. WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU.


I don't f*cking know. Your stupidity has weakened my grasp on reality.



So then, SV. What are we? Wang or vagoo? I urge to you vote for the latter, since the male rival is a rapist of epic proportions, but it is up to you.

Also, we'll need a name. Please, try to make it funny. I'm looking at you, Neo.

[Sergeant Dull]

Vagoo.

And call her that too I suppose.

If not, Patruella.

[Rhinoce Breakdancerus]

The last two Pokemon LP's featured males, so why not? Make them a girl.

[Naem]

Holy PMS.

Anyway, it's true that the OTHER Quartz LP also used a girl as a main character, but the male rival's personality makes this game twice as funny. I swear.

As for a name... Ooh, how about Ivy? I dunno. _{Or maybe Clover.}

For those who don't know about Quartz AND missed the title screen up there, this ROMhack was created by a guy named Baro. This is more relevant than you'd think.

[dynamicsonic]

For a short, fast and first episode, IT'S GREAT!

EPIC

I choose the females.

Fade will make the best outta her/make his best outta her best

[Eco]

Wang.

[Naem]

Jan 27, 2009 7:59:29 GMT 10 Eco said:

Wang.

NAME HER DONGS man i'm a genius right guys

[stupid hos is my enemy]

Get out of my thread until you can make a valid contribution, Eco.

[Deleted]

Man, reminds me of Dongs.exe. But yeah, do what FE said.

[Admiral Mundane]

Jan 27, 2009 8:05:26 GMT 10 Naem said:

Jan 27, 2009 7:59:29 GMT 10 Eco said:

Wang.

NAME HER DONGS man i'm a genius right guys

i second this motion

[Hunter]

I vote for female, too but since, I wouldn't contribute with a decent name, I'll just say that you should continue. I'm pretty sure this is going to be great.

[dynamicsonic]

Female.
And I'm with FE. Name her DONGS

[Eco]

Whoops. >_>

Anyway, Male with Paco as the name.

[iBishyT]

I want to be a woman.








From now on, I want you to call me Loretta.

[ShardNet]

'Kay Loretta.

Anyway. Wimmenz with the name of..

Elly.