Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Jan 28, 2009 8:15:22 GMT 10
Yes, I'm aware several images are missing eyepatches. Will be rectified if and when I can be arsed.
Are you f*cking blind? No, wait, something's missing. Hang on...
No self-respecting megalomaniac should be without an eye patch.
you win this round, FE
And thus, I resign myself to my fate. I've come to terms with my death now, so hurry the f*ck up.
Is BREEZE TOWN some sort of metaphor for rape and killing? ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE SH*T
COME BACK, I HAVEN'T FINISHED WITH YOUR WHITE A** YET.
no u
F*ck you, Baro! You're not my dad! My dad was killed in Vietnam!
ENOUGH OF YOUR MIND GAMES, BARO. I WILL HAVE YOU DESTROYED.
Oh, good. You have the attention span of a f*cking ADHD patient. I may live to have my revenge yet.
...No! NO! I'M NOT READY! LET ME GO! RELEASE ME, YOU FIEND!
NO MORE METAPHORS, YOU FAT F*CK
...
LIGHT! I SEE LIGHT! I LIVE, YOU D*CKHEADS! I LIVE!
Hey, Baro! F*ck you.
That sounds... Ominous. Kidnapping children?
MATRIACH! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? I WAS ALMOST RAPED AND KILLED
Pause for dramatic effect.
Yes. These are not positive qualities. I feel like a hillbilly. Are you happy now?
...You found my ganja stash again, didn't you. FOR F*CK'S SAKE, MUM, DON'T SMOKE MY SH*T
It's sh*t.
Mum, what did I tell you about letting those Los Illuminados cultists through the door? I'm gonna have to get rid of those damn Plagas again. Where's my shotgun?
Oh, yes, it'll be in the room. Don't worry, I'll be back in a second to kill these f*ckers.
F*CK YOU GRASSHOPPER
...A basement.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
HAMMERTIME
can't touch this
Yo better check yoself before yo wreck yoself
WHO DARES INTERUPT MY MEDITATION
Baro? YOU KNOW THAT DAMN RAPIST? You sold me to him, didn't you? Vile wench!
Yes, I know. Erectile dysfunction. That's why he didn't rape me.
F*CK YEAH
...Celebrity?
F*ck you, Baro!
I'm excited that he might die.
Ha ha ha no. If you'll excuse me, I have to... Take note of my sorroundings.
Kabuchi? That sounds Jewish. They must be loaded. LET THE LOOTING BEGIN
I am Renee, and I am here to relieve you of all your valuables.
No.
NO.
DON'T OPEN YOUR F*CKING MOU-
...What? YOUR JEWISH MIND TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME
Wow. I bet he's rad.
Wave goodbye to your offspring, wench.
Now, I'll just snap his neck-
Curses! Foiled!
MURDER[/b]
Know what else is nice? Me kicking you in the balls.
Hey, I heard your boyfriend is-
...That went a weird place.
I could call you John Doe. Do you get what I'm implying? I'm going to murder you.
I'm not done with you yet! I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!
COME BACK HERE YOU F*CKER
Oh, no. What now-
BARO!
Help you? Know this, Baro. I have come to end you.
...
...
...
...
Goddamnit.
Well, you miserable shower. Fire, water or grass starter? Name suggestions are open, too.
Are you f*cking blind? No, wait, something's missing. Hang on...
No self-respecting megalomaniac should be without an eye patch.
you win this round, FE
And thus, I resign myself to my fate. I've come to terms with my death now, so hurry the f*ck up.
Is BREEZE TOWN some sort of metaphor for rape and killing? ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE SH*T
COME BACK, I HAVEN'T FINISHED WITH YOUR WHITE A** YET.
no u
F*ck you, Baro! You're not my dad! My dad was killed in Vietnam!
ENOUGH OF YOUR MIND GAMES, BARO. I WILL HAVE YOU DESTROYED.
Oh, good. You have the attention span of a f*cking ADHD patient. I may live to have my revenge yet.
...No! NO! I'M NOT READY! LET ME GO! RELEASE ME, YOU FIEND!
NO MORE METAPHORS, YOU FAT F*CK
...
LIGHT! I SEE LIGHT! I LIVE, YOU D*CKHEADS! I LIVE!
Hey, Baro! F*ck you.
That sounds... Ominous. Kidnapping children?
MATRIACH! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? I WAS ALMOST RAPED AND KILLED
Pause for dramatic effect.
Yes. These are not positive qualities. I feel like a hillbilly. Are you happy now?
...You found my ganja stash again, didn't you. FOR F*CK'S SAKE, MUM, DON'T SMOKE MY SH*T
It's sh*t.
Mum, what did I tell you about letting those Los Illuminados cultists through the door? I'm gonna have to get rid of those damn Plagas again. Where's my shotgun?
Oh, yes, it'll be in the room. Don't worry, I'll be back in a second to kill these f*ckers.
F*CK YOU GRASSHOPPER
...A basement.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
HAMMERTIME
can't touch this
Yo better check yoself before yo wreck yoself
WHO DARES INTERUPT MY MEDITATION
Baro? YOU KNOW THAT DAMN RAPIST? You sold me to him, didn't you? Vile wench!
Yes, I know. Erectile dysfunction. That's why he didn't rape me.
F*CK YEAH
...Celebrity?
F*ck you, Baro!
I'm excited that he might die.
Ha ha ha no. If you'll excuse me, I have to... Take note of my sorroundings.
Kabuchi? That sounds Jewish. They must be loaded. LET THE LOOTING BEGIN
I am Renee, and I am here to relieve you of all your valuables.
No.
NO.
DON'T OPEN YOUR F*CKING MOU-
...What? YOUR JEWISH MIND TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME
Wow. I bet he's rad.
Wave goodbye to your offspring, wench.
Now, I'll just snap his neck-
Curses! Foiled!
MURDER[/b]
Know what else is nice? Me kicking you in the balls.
Hey, I heard your boyfriend is-
...That went a weird place.
I could call you John Doe. Do you get what I'm implying? I'm going to murder you.
I'm not done with you yet! I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!
COME BACK HERE YOU F*CKER
Oh, no. What now-
BARO!
Help you? Know this, Baro. I have come to end you.
...
...
...
...Goddamnit.
Well, you miserable shower. Fire, water or grass starter? Name suggestions are open, too.
