Let's
go, motherf
ucker.
I'm fighting a p
enis with balls for ears and copious amounts of pubic hair.
Fantastic.
Kill it! Before the image is burned into my brain!
Burn the mutant!
Oh yeah? I'll just check my handy Spanish dictionary, and we'll see if you change your tune...
I thought so.
For you, maybe, since you seem to attract walking p
enises.
I think that if we changed the name to Burning Town, and then set fire to it, it would be a vast improvement.
Yeah, that Sever is such a d
ick about people breaking into his house.
Shut the fuck up.
That's great, but fortunately, I've already stolen one and I'll be f
ucked if I'm going to give it back.
...Yeah, that's what I
just said.
Team is...
Not the word I would use to describe the relationship I have planned for this c
unt.
Well,
that explains their openly murderous nature.
Oh, yeah. I'll
take care of it.
Oh,
God no. Your naming sense if awful. Allow
me.
Bada
ss.
Hey, I don't owe you
shit.
Well, aren't you just the paradigm of originality.
Because you
suck? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...No.
......
No.
HOW DARE YOU, YOU ASSBURGERS INFECTED FU-
No! He's a perverted s
hit!
I just said no! Are you- Wait...
...What the c
ock.
(Yeah, this actually happened. No matter how many times you select no, he just keeps repeating himself. It was infuriating.)Okay,
fine. You win this round.
How fucking mature of you.
Really? Did he mistake you for a woman? I mean, you
do have some pretty big mantits going on there...
You did what so the what?
Christ. I can't believe I'm doing this.
(One uneventful trip and about 3 levels later...)
Oh wow, I've arrived in a town populated exclusively by LSD addicts. That's
great.
It's a f
ucking police state, I tell you! This is why the world
needs a leader like me!
...Like, a music band?
Oh, must be death metal or something.
What is that, the f
ucking penguin king?
Feh, you die the same.
Hey a
shole, what're yo
OH MY GOD PUT THAT AWAY[/b]
What is that, a euphamism for masturbation? You disgusting f
uck.
whatdidyoucallme
...
...
...
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-[/b]
I will murder you.
PAH. The captain is unstoppable.
F
ukken A'.
If your English wasn't so bad, you'd already be dead.
Let's not draw attention away from
how shit you are.
Yes. A
ssholes attract a
ssholes, apparently.
As exceedingly doubtful that is, it makes you wonder what he'd want with a bawbag like you.
No.
You will come with
me.---
Well, yeah, that's that. Thanks to FE for the RAGEFACE.
