Post by Naem on Jun 18, 2008 5:30:19 GMT 10
So I am updating today. Don't let that stop you from reading those great LPs, though! Also, I recommend getting some mindbleach for yourselves before Winston enters Bill's house. You'll need it.
So... Let's go see this Bill.
Ready for wha-
...Oh. Damn, that thing looks horribly deformed.
Fiddlesticks!
Yes, Rattatas and Pidgeys can be so intimidating in the hands of 9 year olds...
I'd be running too if Jack was glaring at me like that.
...This was an accident, I swear.
And then I caught some more Pokémon.
...I couldn't resist.
Yeah, okay. Pfft, you guys are pathetic, seriously, I just became a trainer yesterday and I already...
...Oh, crap.
Sucks when only one of your Pokémon can actually damage these rocky buggers.
...Pffffft.
ò.o
One humiliating defeat later...
Everybody does.
...Yes, okay.
Eeep.
Oh... Oh dear.
;__________;
<Pithius>High-five!
<Jack> *highfive*
Well, looks like this is the place.
Hey. My, uh, good buddy Lelvier told me about you and--
. . .
...God... Dammit...
Seriously, what... why...
I CAN SEE THAT.
This isn't a skeptical look, I'm just ABSOLUTELY FECKING DISGUSTED.
<Bill>I meant to do this with an Eevee instead, you see, but... Uh, never mind.
As long as I never have to see you like this again...
Sounds simple enough.
I have no freaking idea either, Pithius.
C'mon, he's not THAT ugly.
Yes, you do.
Uh...
...This is the worst reward ever.
I'm just as confused as you.
Okay, some of Eevee's evolutions for my Pokédex... OH SWEET JESUS WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE THAT IN THEIR COMPUTER THAT'S JUST SICK EWW EWW EWW
This might just make me unsee Bill.
...I don't like that movie.
to you too.
Are you hitting on me?
Uh... Attack them until they can't move anymore?
...That's exactly what I said, but with fancier words. T_T
You're modest, aren't you?
...I am not a "sweetie".
Winston vs. Misty
And you are not a beauty.
Round One: The Filthy Murderer vs. A Living Star
Two-hit KO.
Round Two: Flowery Dinosaur vs. Two Living Stars Glued Together
TYPE ADVANTA--
...Well, I'm pretty sure a critical, super-effective hit should do more damage than that.
GODDAMMIT TYPE ADVANTAGES WHY ARE YOU FAILING ME
Theeere.
I don't have one. T_T
Do I... know you?
I actually LIKE Bill for some odd reason. And I was expecting Starmie to be a lot tougher to take down. o.o
***
So... Let's go see this Bill.
Ready for wha-
...Oh. Damn, that thing looks horribly deformed.
Fiddlesticks!
Yes, Rattatas and Pidgeys can be so intimidating in the hands of 9 year olds...
I'd be running too if Jack was glaring at me like that.
...This was an accident, I swear.
And then I caught some more Pokémon.
...I couldn't resist.
Yeah, okay. Pfft, you guys are pathetic, seriously, I just became a trainer yesterday and I already...
...Oh, crap.
Sucks when only one of your Pokémon can actually damage these rocky buggers.
...Pffffft.
ò.o
One humiliating defeat later...
Everybody does.
...Yes, okay.
Eeep.
Oh... Oh dear.
;__________;
<Pithius>High-five!
<Jack> *highfive*
Well, looks like this is the place.
Hey. My, uh, good buddy Lelvier told me about you and--
. . .
...God... Dammit...
Seriously, what... why...
I CAN SEE THAT.
This isn't a skeptical look, I'm just ABSOLUTELY FECKING DISGUSTED.
<Bill>I meant to do this with an Eevee instead, you see, but... Uh, never mind.
As long as I never have to see you like this again...
Sounds simple enough.
I have no freaking idea either, Pithius.
C'mon, he's not THAT ugly.
Yes, you do.
Uh...
...This is the worst reward ever.
I'm just as confused as you.
Okay, some of Eevee's evolutions for my Pokédex... OH SWEET JESUS WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE THAT IN THEIR COMPUTER THAT'S JUST SICK EWW EWW EWW
This might just make me unsee Bill.
...I don't like that movie.
to you too.Are you hitting on me?
Uh... Attack them until they can't move anymore?
...That's exactly what I said, but with fancier words. T_T
You're modest, aren't you?
...I am not a "sweetie".
Winston vs. Misty
And you are not a beauty.
Round One: The Filthy Murderer vs. A Living Star
Two-hit KO.
Round Two: Flowery Dinosaur vs. Two Living Stars Glued Together
TYPE ADVANTA--
...Well, I'm pretty sure a critical, super-effective hit should do more damage than that.
GODDAMMIT TYPE ADVANTAGES WHY ARE YOU FAILING ME
Theeere.
I don't have one. T_T
Do I... know you?
***
I actually LIKE Bill for some odd reason. And I was expecting Starmie to be a lot tougher to take down. o.o
