@da: Actually, Bill turned into a Clefairy. XDDD And that wasn't a suit, he literally merged with the Clefairy. Yeah. Like... Uh, well... Like whatever it is you're imagining now, it's probably as gross as it sounds.
Didn't he transform into a Kabuto in the anime or something?
Maybe, but I only saw the animé occasionally, so I can't really tell you if you're right, and besides, the animé sucks except for Team Rocket. So there. He definitely turns into a Clefairy in FR/LG, though.
EDIT:
@zae: Wow, that's almost more stupid than what happens in the game. ._.
butireallylikebillactually;n;***
Those dastardly Pokémon Gangsters!
Dot dot dot.
Still, I've got to admit these Rockets are starting to sound a bit more respectable, with the police outside looking for them and--
...WOW.
Most respectable criminals would try to RUN THE HELL AWAY FROM THE CRIME SCENE, you know.
Oh, Jesus, Jack looks freaky. D=
...What is that supposed to be?
Jack does not sleep. He merely-- Well, okay, he IS asleep.
(That Drowsee kept trying to use Disable. On a sleeping Pokémon. SMART.)
...Wait, is that it?
You... You're not going at least try to... But... .______.
Hmm, you know, I never told that guy I'd RETURN the TM... I could just run off with it...
...Nah, I'm not that much of an ass. =/
...WellokaythenBYE.
How am I supposed to catch that thing? T_T
Hell, yeah.
PffffHAHAHA, another one of you guys? Come on, just forfeit now and save the humiliation of watching my Pokémon step on your worms repeatedly until...
...Oh. That's new.
Of course, Jack EATS bugs.
Yes. You are a failure as a trainer. Your parents hate you. YOUR FEET SMELL. I hope you fall into a pit and die.
...Hey, I have to let my frustration out somehow.
...Try catching other Pokémon, perhaps?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, get the hell away from me.
...Oh, you were talking about HER.
...And then Sol burned that thing to ashes. Damn, he is awesome.
Winston McBadluck: Ruining everybody's life, one trainer at a time.
._.
Is... Is that thing wearing a skull on its head?
AWESOME.
I... didn't even talk to you.
I didn't talk to you either.
But... But Rattatas only evolve at level 20. I read that on a magazine, I swear I did. ._O And goddammit, it looks SCARY.
(And this one is ridiculously overpowered at this point in the game, I had to use 3 Potions just to keep Pithius alive.)
...Yyyyes you did. o___O
Uh... I think your Machop is choking on something, bald guy.
Well, I definitely didn't raise Pithius or Jack to be this way. T_T
...Uh... I'm a good trainer!
C'mon, tell her how much you love me.
See? goddammitpithiusstopthatit'sgettingabitcreepynow.
...Damn, she's not convinced.
What's that, Pithius? Spot any more furries?
...Oh. He's... in love with a Clefairy. I expected him to never be able to look at one again after Bill... I know
I can barely look at it. Then again, maybe he just thinks she's hot or something. I wouldn't know, I've never looked at a Pokémon THAT way, unlike certain people I know. T_T
Okay, now you're doing that just to annoy me.
...I'm pretty sure Jack is a lot more brown than that.
(Heh, palette limitations)
Uh...
Oh, God.
. . .
WHAT
THE
HELL
FURRIES EVERYWHERE
GWURRRRRRRRRRRRGH
THIS'D BETTER BE GOOD
...Well, it's better than that stupid ticket.
8DDD
HELLYEAH
why aren't there any house vouchers T_T
...Well, I look ninjaing idiotic. Nice.
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...Hey, these can't all be hilarious.
