Fanfictioning Fanfiction: Pokémon Ruby Destiny

[Interrobang Pie]

Apr 6, 2010 23:10:17 GMT 10 CoolCorky said:

Meh, it looks more like a cluster of death spikes. They look so flat...

[I, Farmer]

I can't help but think that it looks exactly like the plants in Zelda: Links Awakening.

[radeon]

Change "BITCH" to "SUBMARINER" and I will be happy.
Other than that, great LP!

[Naem]

Alright, let's get an update schedule up in here: every Saturday. Scout's honour.

[Eco]

It be almost Sunday

[Interrobang Pie]

It is Sunday.

[Naem]

Chapter 2: LORD NELSON'S TROUSERS the Intro Isn't Over Yet

I'm sure it's still Saturday in someone's brain.


YOU. OLD MAN. WHERE ARE MY POKEMON?!


Oh, BLARGH you and your senseless blabber.


Yeah, I--


... Oh, what?
Little Girl: Hee hee. Thought so!
I'm starting to get a terrible feeling about this.

This game makes the protagonist talk on occasion. Hell if I know why anyone thought this was a good idea.


Well, might as well try to find Birch's kid or something. If she's in on this, I can kick the crap out of her. If she's not, I can kick the crap out of her.


You basically walk a few steps forward and the forest is over already. There's more to the side, yes, but we aren't supposed to go there yet, so I feel free to call this boring game design.


... The climate here is pretty weird.


WAIT WHAT THE


NO THERE IS NO TALL GRASS HERE

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD


There's got to be something wrong with the water in this place. For multiple reasons. And allow me to elaborate:


Lady: For example, your MUDKIP is a WATER type.
_{... What's a Mudkip, even?}

Okay, okay, this one is my fault. The starters in this ROM were initially the usual Gen 3 trio: Mudkip, Torchic and Treecko. I edited them myself, so we can't blame JaGold for this.


Dude: I have a hobby - collecting the profiles of POKéMON TRAINERS. So, how about it? May I see your profile?

I believe this is used for multiplayer battling. And since we'll have none of that...


Hur hur.


Okay, you know what? I've got this. I'm gonna catch some Pokémon and--


Goddammit.


"A man that glides in ice."
Either nobody proofread this or this Kevin is a masochist.


Lady: I think he called his family over from the KANTO region.
... Oh, THIS needs investigation.


YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE WITH BIRCH.


Brother: Well hello there, WINSTON! So you're all finished moving in?
... Are you being sarcastic?
Brother: Wow. You managed to reach here all by yourself? Oh, I see. That's why. You're with your POKéMON. Then, I guess you're going to become a TRAINER like me, WINSTON! That's great news! I can't wait to battle you!
OH, YOU SON OF A SUB--


Brother: Hm? You're... Uh... Hmm... You're WALLY, right?
_{Okay, okay, let me guess how many months this kid has to live. Hey, how about you guys start a betting pool here? I bet it'd be more lucrative than swindling trainers out of their goods.}
Wally: I'm going to go stay with my relatives in VERONICA TOWN... I thought I would be lonely by myself, so I wanted to take a POKéMON along. But I've never caught a POKéMON before. I don't know how...
Brother: Hmm...


WHOA WHOA WHOA BACK OFF.
Brother: Eheheh... I knew I could count on you. WALLY, I'll loan you a PKMN. You can't catch a PKMN without this.
Wally: WOW! Thank you. WINSTON, would you...?
Oh, FINE. First lesson, kid: it's not pronounced pukmnn.

,right?
Wally: But in SNOW SOFT, POKéMON are hiding under the snow...
Yep. If Oak came here, he'd keep you all from going outside. Ever.


Whoop de doo, tutorials.


Are you sure? That thing you caught looked more like a blanket with a hat to me.


Wally: Well, I have to go now. Bye, sir... Bye WINSTON!
Brother: (Sir...?)

Okay, now we can talk, you bastard. Where are my things?
Brother: WINSTON, if you want to become a strong TRAINER, here's my advice... Head for LUSTER TOWN beyond this town. There, you should challenge the GYM LEADER, ANTHONY. Then, go to RENTELBUD CITY and defeat ALEX, the GYM LEADER there. Then go to SELARO ISLAND and collect badges.
... Bye.


Goddammit, where is that girl?


... Yep, crazy climate here.


Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on, I don't even have a Pokédex--


... Oh, well, this is nothing new.


And neither is this.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no.


... Huh, what are these?


... Berries. Something to try... after I get my crap back.


LORD NELSON'S TROUSERS I JUST WANT TO CATCH SOME POKÉMON ALREADY, THIS IS SOME TERRIBLE PACING

[Shiver]

[Sergeant Dull]

Well I wish you'd turned up the contrast on that.

This rom hack is really creepy btw.

[CoolCorky]

FE: I lol'd

Shiver: I pissed myself.

[Eco]

Oh god Shiver that is amazing XD

[dynamicsonic]

Apr 19, 2010 7:47:55 GMT 10 CoolCorky said:

FE: I lol'd

Shiver: I pissed myself.

This...

[Interrobang Pie]

Shiver wins those eyes.


Probably not as funny as your first one, but I lol'd at the: "Yep. If Oak came here, he'd keep you all from going outside. Ever."

[Admiral Mundane]

YEAH LEVEL THAT PSYDUCK!

...seriously when does stuff start happening that isn't SPARKLYEYES?

[Naem]

Apr 21, 2010 10:38:51 GMT 10 Admiral Mundane said:

YEAH LEVEL THAT PSYDUCK!

...seriously when does stuff start happening that isn't SPARKLYEYES?

When we head for this game's equivalent of Petalburg Forest.

But seriously BLARGH this pacing ugh