Also, don't take this the wrong way, but the LP's pretty generic so far.
G'point, so in that case, here's an alternative choice, you may decide between the previous and this version to continue.
Mostly because I'm a lazy ass.
Uh...
Okay, let's see...last thing I can remember doing was trying to hold my breath to see if I could hold it as long as James Bond in the movie.
Apparently, movies don't equal real life. Also, my subconcious takes the form of some decrepit old man.
That's
nice. Really. This is all new to me.
I never really understood why we force them to battle. Is it to show off our dominance? Then all you really need is a big stick.
Well, that's more humane. Well, unless you're one of those "special" researchers. In that case, screw you, old man.
So this is lucid dreaming...or lucid coma-ing?
As much I enjoy new things, I'm fine with sticking to the gender that doesn't bleed by schedule. *shudder*
Apparently, my subconcious is also Dr. Obvious. This is going to be a
long coma..
Your grandson looks like a deuce.
Good to see my subconscious comes with a lack of enginuity.
Wow,
real creative there, genius.
Indoor voice, please.
That didn't sound epic. At all.
LET'S DOOO THE TIIIME WAAARP AGAAAIIN~
Well, that was a short-lived coma. I swear, if I end up with any lasting mental effects from this I'm sueing the hell out of EON Productions.
Yeah, I'll get right on that. By the way, you know that thumping and crashing noises you heard upstairs? That was me. Thanks for caring,
Mom.
What does Oak research exactly? I mean, he says he's Pokémon Professor, but as far as I know he isn't affiliated with any universities.
Well, of course you'd say that, you work for the old man.
Well, that's just great. What do I do in the meantime?
I'm a teenager. What do you want from me?
Screw this, I'm going to take a walk in this completely harmless patch of tall grass over here.
Curse my poor sense of timing.
Yes, because Pidgey and Rattata are so terribly dangerous. Beware their ability to growl and run straight into things!
That's okay. See, I've got this big stick here...
Oh dear god, I hope you don't think that was a euphemism
Seriously, though this better good. I don't want to find that I've totally wasted my Saturday.
Dear lord you are a whiney bitch. Shut it.
Normally, I'd berate you for forgetting about your own grandson, but in this case: well served, sir.
That's neat, but it's not anything I haven't already seen on TV.
So, what happened to the othe-...you used them in your sick experiments, didn't you?
Bribing wouldn't work on most people but, eh, I'm not the police. As long as I don't find you following me around town, ok?
He's a witness. Kill him.
You sure? I mean, some Diglett, Sandshrew, maybe a Dugtrio..they'll never find his body.
Okay, I'm no professor, but that does not look like a Bulbasaur. Or a grass-type, for that matter.
You're kidding, right? This is a Mankey. You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Dementia my ass.
...To be fair, I have no idea what this is. I'm not even sure it should be
alive.
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So, continue with this format or the first one? Also, don't forget to suggest nicknames.
