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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Jan 9, 2010 8:41:50 GMT 10
Yeah, well, maybe if she wasn't such a frigid b*tch I could have achieved ejaculation in a reasonable amount of time.
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Post by The Pletch on Jan 9, 2010 8:44:04 GMT 10
I'd say ED is a personal issue, but that's probably just my view.
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Jan 9, 2010 8:45:58 GMT 10
The professional opinion of one tragically inflicted with it. My heart goes out to you and your mum.
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Post by The Pletch on Jan 9, 2010 8:46:38 GMT 10
It's a damn tragedy is what it is. One look at your mum and BAM, flaccid for life.
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Jan 9, 2010 8:47:08 GMT 10
I don't think your uncle minds so much, though, as long as the back passage still works.
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Post by The Pletch on Jan 9, 2010 8:48:51 GMT 10
Well, who can blame him? Those whores aren't going to warm up themselves.
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Jan 9, 2010 8:50:58 GMT 10
I take it "whores" is a colloquial term in your bit of America that means "my asscheeks".
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Post by somebody probably on Jan 9, 2010 8:51:54 GMT 10
A trojan downloader hit me with the Internet Security Bar (adware, tries to get you to download more viruses) before pulling some vundo down on me. For those who don't know, vundo is a trojan (leaving a big hole in your security) that keeps itself installed by constantly recreating deleted files under a random filename and keeping the programs running at all times. The way it does this, of course, overloads your PC's shell, slowing it to a crawl. Ended up having to reformat when a safe-mode rename didn't work. I had a vundo issue a while back ( Thanks, Opera. Secure browser, my brown eye. For a little background, I'd clicked on a very innocent thumbnail from what looked like a reputable source, no downloads or anything). This was quite a while ago, though. I managed to get rid of it with malware bytes anti-malware, but apparently newer variants are a bit more asshole than that. |
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Post by The Pletch on Jan 9, 2010 8:51:55 GMT 10
Bordello in Philadelphia, actually. It's a family-run business.
NOTE: THIS POST MARKS THE AGREED-UPON END OF THE MOST AWESOME CONVERSATION IN SV HISTORY.
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Jan 9, 2010 9:00:06 GMT 10
because cheesy pussied out
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Post by The Pletch on Jan 9, 2010 9:02:56 GMT 10
because cheesy pussied out and craig, from his perpetual state across the line, peeled out at a full sprint |
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Jan 9, 2010 13:13:37 GMT 10
Post by Matt_TY on Jan 9, 2010 13:13:37 GMT 10
And if it hadn't ended there, it would have now.
Good gods. Could you two be just a little bit not retarded, please?
What was it in the rules about not being boundary-pushing tools?
Now. Malware. Back on topic.
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Jan 9, 2010 13:21:12 GMT 10
Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Jan 9, 2010 13:21:12 GMT 10
I thought it was pretty SMASHINGLY funny, actually.
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Jan 9, 2010 13:21:43 GMT 10
Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Jan 9, 2010 13:21:43 GMT 10
I had "Antivirus Live" (which sounds more like a variety show than an antivirus program), but that thing was a pain in the ass to get rid of. It would keep you from opening things on startup saying the .exe was infected, start running the "antivirus scan", and if I used IE, it would have blocked any virus removal sites. And if you don't find and remove all three virus files, it comes back at the startup. Because of this, I stopped going to Smack Jeeves, which I suspect gave it to me.
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Jan 9, 2010 13:23:44 GMT 10
Post by The Pletch on Jan 9, 2010 13:23:44 GMT 10
And if it hadn't ended there, it would have now. Good gods. Could you two be just a little bit not retarded, please? Man, we're just giving each other a hard time. Craig and I are too good of buddies to mean any of that. It was just damn funny to do. |
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