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Post by Naem on Aug 9, 2009 0:30:45 GMT 10
translationparty.com/tp/You know when you're really bored and you go to Babelfish and put some crap in there and go back and forth between languages with hilarious results? This is a website that produces INTENTIONAL hilarity of the same sort. Give it an English phrase and it will be translated to Japanese and back to English again until some sort of "equilibrium" is found, or until crap gets too confusing to continue, I suppose. As an example, let's see what happens to the quote to the left of this post: I see... So my wife has been painting her fingernails all this time! becomes [OK] ... My wife has always paint her nails! And... Because it appears we need it. Want to talk about nothing? Is the green chicken winning again? Is Princess Leia the yodel of life? Rant crazily... here. becomes Appear as necessary. Do you want to talk to you? Do you have won a green chicken again? Princess Leia yodel of life? Enthusiastic rant here .... Hell, why not one more random quote? "Ahh. Sadly, there is not yet a machine which can measure the power of love." Marty wasn't too subtle about what he felt. "And by that I mean the love between you and I." Not at all. becomes "Oh. Sadly, I can measure the power of love in the car." He felt a subtle Marty. "That is between my love," actually is? ...And that is probably one of the best things I have read this week.
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Shiver
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Post by Shiver on Aug 9, 2009 0:45:22 GMT 10
The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.
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GITAKAMERAKYAPUTENFARUKON mile, fast, my teeth are falling into the fire. He is a big yawn, the explosion of a mountain near the mountain, throwing the guitar. Flexed biceps, the explosive ingredient in beer, meat PORUNOKYAPUTENFARUKON go to work.
Nice find. *bookmarks*
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Post by dynamicsonic on Aug 9, 2009 0:53:43 GMT 10
So a guy went into a bar, and he decided to bounce in his own lair, then he cut himself. Then the Bartender says, why the long face? becomes Accordingly, he visited a bar and bounce in his retreat. Bartender, why the long face? Ironically, the phrase "It puts the lotion in the basket" does not change at all... let's go! Several days later, a large amount of magical dust had been discovered to be kicked into the atmosphere. Adventurers reported seeing strange monsters all over the Kingdom. Around this time, a strange, gravity defying dust was found to be accumulating. becomes A few days later, we will start a lot of magic dust in the atmosphere. UK, monster, please all of the strange adventure. However, dust, accumulation of a strange gravity. So Kingdom Becomes UK? |
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Post by somebody probably on Aug 9, 2009 1:36:49 GMT 10
"What I want to say is, I love you."
Becomes...
"We are in love?"
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Aug 9, 2009 2:02:29 GMT 10
This stanza from "Fight for Your Right" by the Beastie Boys:
"Your Pop's caught you smoking and he says, "No way," that hypocrite smokes two packs a day. Man livin' at home is such a drag, now your mom threw out your best porno mag (Busted)"
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To absorb the smoke of cigarette smoke and hypocrisy "," I pack Ena. The man, family medicine and livin ', mother and (now), I was thrown in porn arrest"
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Post by Hunter on Aug 9, 2009 4:25:25 GMT 10
I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you, but only if you let me.
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I like to work.
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Aug 9, 2009 5:05:07 GMT 10
"But my genital warts were rubbing against her walls and it hurt like hell"
becomes
"But she has broken the wall of hell, my genital warts, friction"
Yeah, I'm back, baby.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Aug 9, 2009 6:50:02 GMT 10
What is this.
Well.
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Post by Hunter on Aug 9, 2009 6:57:47 GMT 10
I made a dummy Facebook account under the name Joe Bloggs. Within 1 day, 40 people had accepted friend requests from me. One person even sent me a friend request, which was a little weird.
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My name is Joe Bloggs me, Facebook is a dummy account. 40 is approved and I had a friend request. To send your friend request, I feel a little strange.
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Post by Squirrel Hero on Aug 9, 2009 7:48:12 GMT 10
They should have called this Engrish Maker 3000
oh and somebody used this to sub part of an episode of Bebe's Kids
the wish wants
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Post by Hunter on Aug 9, 2009 7:56:28 GMT 10
Heh. I found a phrase that can't reach equilibrium.
To find the solution for the equation, you must multiply pi per 2 and then add the thousandth part of nine billions and two thousands
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100000000 $ 100050010, 1000, 9002, 10, and to perform a search, expanding the pie of the solution of this equation, are added
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
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Post by dynamicsonic on Aug 9, 2009 9:11:26 GMT 10
Ready TIME! Ready THYME! The plant ate my burrito honcho hovercraft made of eel taco on 2 bicycle town on the country of Nicaragua ...
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Preparation time! Preparation time! Nicaragua UNAGIHOBAKURAFUTO 2 Hommachi TAKOSUBURITO ate bicycle factory.
I still prefer the second step. It's sounds coherently stupid.
Preparation time! Preparation time! This is a bicycle factory in the city of my taco burrito Hommachi hovercraft eel ate two countries held in Nicaragua ...
Sonic Has beaten Green Hill Zone ACT: 1
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SONIKKUGURINHIRUZONAKUTO Left: 1
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Post by somebody probably on Aug 9, 2009 11:32:42 GMT 10
Watch as the subject changes completely!
Type polymorphism in object-oriented programming is the ability of one type, A, to appear as and be used like another type, B. In strongly typed languages, this usually means that type A somehow derives from type B, or type A implements an interface that represents type B. In weakly typed languages types are implicitly polymorphic.
Turns to:
This bomber, b 2, the power and functionality, the first two, one or two objects, a single polymorphism, the implementation language, a common form of the language used in the code: PUROGURAMINGUINTAFEISU: We keep quiet. b. represents.
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Post by Breaker on Aug 9, 2009 12:19:31 GMT 10
"In the garden of Eden, honey, don't you know that I love you?"
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"Eden Park, honey, do not love me"
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Post by Squirrel Hero on Aug 9, 2009 12:28:09 GMT 10
Trolls cause Drama starts an endless cycle of both
The drama caused by vandalism
and
Vandalism caused by the drama
...Wow. It's like it knows the inner workings of the internet.
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