Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Jul 10, 2009 8:04:07 GMT 10
CC-2
Lightnix-1
Max-1
"We're missing something" the head counselor said, as Bish's body was dragged out of the cabin and dumped in the lake. "All the weird counselors have been killed off, and only DA was a slasher."
The counselors weren't taking any chances with the corpses. Legend has it that the camp was built on an Indian burrial ground. Doom was to befall anyone who buried a multilated corpse on this hallowed land, so they were throwing the bodies in the lake. Besides the obvious stench, it wasn't like it was going to bite them in the ass later.
"We should have found them all days ago," one of them said. "Psychos are supposed to be scary, drooling seething monsters. Who do we know who fits that description?"
"HRAAAAGHHHH! WAT TAH 'ELL AHG YE ALL DOOEN!!! YE CAHHNT THRAW BAAHHDEES IN TAHHT LAEK!!! THE GAUST'LL GIT YAH!"
Everyone turned around to see the CC, waving his broomstick and yelling in some language or another, "TAHN YOOL AAHVE THE GAUSTS AHND-"
"He's trying to do some sort of voodoo curse, get him," one of the counselors cried. Then they all tackled CC and drowned him in the lake before he could finish.
When they searched CC's cabin, they found that he was just a scary janitor, not a scary psychopath.
Had they listened to CC, there probably wouldn't be the possibility of a crappy sequel.
*************
Fiery just finished doing laundry, and carried a basket of sheets up to his room. He usually didn't do laundry that often, but today he felt like doing it. As he was folding the sheets, he thought about how dense they were. You really couldn't see through them, and they were difficult to move around in when asleep. Why did they use these sheets in the summer? Why was he thinking about sheets when there was a killer on the loose? Why are they volunteering to be counselors at a camp where there seems to be no children in sight? Fiery shrugged it all off. He was too tired to think tonight.
He heard the sound of breaking glass from behind him. there was a figure in a red suit, slowly crawling though the window door. As he finally made it through, Fiery could clearly see the figure, the killer was...Santa? The man was in a Santa suit, his face obscured by a fake wig, and he pulled a barber's razor out of his pocket.
Fiery started to look around, hoping to find something to defend himself. A mattress, a lamp, an AK-47; nothing...except the bedsheet he spent so much time describing to himself! That was it! He threw the sheet on the killer, blinding him. He lumbered around, trying to slash at Fiery, but unable to move with the wool sheet on him. Fiery through the laundry basket on top of the killer for good measure and pushed the Santa slayer out the second story window.
When Fiery went outside to find the body of the killer, he found nothing but the basket and the blanket. On the blanket, scrawled in blood, was the message "I'll be back again someday..."
Lightnix-1
Max-1
"We're missing something" the head counselor said, as Bish's body was dragged out of the cabin and dumped in the lake. "All the weird counselors have been killed off, and only DA was a slasher."
The counselors weren't taking any chances with the corpses. Legend has it that the camp was built on an Indian burrial ground. Doom was to befall anyone who buried a multilated corpse on this hallowed land, so they were throwing the bodies in the lake. Besides the obvious stench, it wasn't like it was going to bite them in the ass later.
"We should have found them all days ago," one of them said. "Psychos are supposed to be scary, drooling seething monsters. Who do we know who fits that description?"
"HRAAAAGHHHH! WAT TAH 'ELL AHG YE ALL DOOEN!!! YE CAHHNT THRAW BAAHHDEES IN TAHHT LAEK!!! THE GAUST'LL GIT YAH!"
Everyone turned around to see the CC, waving his broomstick and yelling in some language or another, "TAHN YOOL AAHVE THE GAUSTS AHND-"
"He's trying to do some sort of voodoo curse, get him," one of the counselors cried. Then they all tackled CC and drowned him in the lake before he could finish.
When they searched CC's cabin, they found that he was just a scary janitor, not a scary psychopath.
Dear CC,
You are the Creepy Janitor. You're a gnarled, old caretaker with an unintelligable accent and have a squeeky cart. Obviously that's evidence of psychosis. You appear guilty when investigated by the Young Cop. You win when all the slashers are dead.
You are the Creepy Janitor. You're a gnarled, old caretaker with an unintelligable accent and have a squeeky cart. Obviously that's evidence of psychosis. You appear guilty when investigated by the Young Cop. You win when all the slashers are dead.
Had they listened to CC, there probably wouldn't be the possibility of a crappy sequel.
*************
Fiery just finished doing laundry, and carried a basket of sheets up to his room. He usually didn't do laundry that often, but today he felt like doing it. As he was folding the sheets, he thought about how dense they were. You really couldn't see through them, and they were difficult to move around in when asleep. Why did they use these sheets in the summer? Why was he thinking about sheets when there was a killer on the loose? Why are they volunteering to be counselors at a camp where there seems to be no children in sight? Fiery shrugged it all off. He was too tired to think tonight.
He heard the sound of breaking glass from behind him. there was a figure in a red suit, slowly crawling though the window door. As he finally made it through, Fiery could clearly see the figure, the killer was...Santa? The man was in a Santa suit, his face obscured by a fake wig, and he pulled a barber's razor out of his pocket.
Fiery started to look around, hoping to find something to defend himself. A mattress, a lamp, an AK-47; nothing...except the bedsheet he spent so much time describing to himself! That was it! He threw the sheet on the killer, blinding him. He lumbered around, trying to slash at Fiery, but unable to move with the wool sheet on him. Fiery through the laundry basket on top of the killer for good measure and pushed the Santa slayer out the second story window.
When Fiery went outside to find the body of the killer, he found nothing but the basket and the blanket. On the blanket, scrawled in blood, was the message "I'll be back again someday..."