Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Jul 2, 2009 12:42:24 GMT 10
It was nightfall at Camp Crimson Lake, and Sidney was just settling down to a long horror movie marathon on TV. Just when it was getting to the good part of Friday the 13th, there was a breaking news bulletin: "Attention, it was reported that several dangerous patients at the St. Sebastian Mental Facility have escaped. Police are patrolling the state borders in hopes of preventing them from escaping further. If you see any suspicious individuals in white uniforms, do not-"
"Ugh, this is boring" Sidney said, flipping to a Law and Order rerun. Just then, the phone rang. "Hello," Sidney said.
"Do you like scary movies," asked a voice on the line.
"Uh...yes, why," Sidney asked, feeling suddenly apprehensive.
"Then you should join the Rancor House Horror DVD club! After buying one DVD for full price, each additional DVD is only 99 cents."
"Oh...OH," Sidney sighed, "That sounds great. What movies do you have?"
"You name it, we have it," said the telemarketer.
"Do you have Holloween?"
"Uh...we have the fifth one."
"Oh," said Sidney, disappointed. "Well, do you have Psycho?"
"No"
"Friday the 13th?"
"No"
"Scream?"
"No."
"Well," Sidney said, frustrated. "What DO you have?"
"Tenebrae, The Gore Gore Girls, Terror Train, and Home Sweet Home."
"I've never heard of any of those," she said. "What else do you have?"
"That's it."
"In that case, I'm not interested," she said, about to hang up.
"LISTEN YOU BITCH, IF YOU HANG UP I’M GOING TO GUT YOU LIKE A FISH," yelled the telemarketer.
There was a sound of glass breaking at the back of the cabin. "What was that?" gasped Sidney.
"I'm sorry, sorry," the telemarketer apologized, "I've been under stress lately. My supervisor's been on my back about reaching quota, and..."
Sidney was walking slowly into the kitchen, then froze, horrified, seeing a figure in white with a burlap sack on his head, brandishing a knife.
"No," she whispered.
"I know, right," the telemarketer said, "I mean; you'd never realize how stressful being a telemarketer is, what with the economy and all..."
She ran away, still holding the phone, panting as she ran up the stairs, the figure close behind her. Just as she reached the top stair, she tripped. Damn it, she thought to herself, realizing her fatal mistake. Why did I have to wear heels tonight!
"Listen," the telemarketer said, "You've been a great listener, and don't tell anyone I did this for you, but if you join, I'll throw in Friday the 13th Part VIII, for free!"
The figure was on Sidney now, ready to plunge his knife into her chest.
"No...No...NOOOOOOO," Sidney screamed, just as the knife came down.
"Oh, come on now," said the telemarketer, still on the line, "It wasn't THAT bad of a movie..."
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Fiery [green]Final Girl[/green]: Set on fire (sorry for the terrible pun please don't kill me)
Breaker [green]Stoner[/green]: Drilled.
DA [red]Slasher[/red]: Disemboweled, Day 3
Eco [green]Black Guy[/green]: Bear trapped and stabbed, Night 1
CC [green]Creepy Janitor[/green]: Drowned, Day 4
Therio: [green]Young Cop[/green]: Beaten to death, Day 2
Adamelech [green]Counselor[/green]: Beaten to death, Day 1
Max Fuchs [green]Rich Bastard[/green]: Drowned, Day 5
Fade [red]Slasher[/red]
Lightnix [red]Slasher[/red]
Hunter [red]Slasher[/red]
Bish:[green]Pervert[/green]: Mauled by a Pedobear, Night 3
Cheesy [green]Counselor[/green]: Javelined, Night 2
Zae [green]Party Boy[/green]: Strangled, Night 5
Xad [red]Slasher[/red]
[red]Slashers Win[/red]
"Ugh, this is boring" Sidney said, flipping to a Law and Order rerun. Just then, the phone rang. "Hello," Sidney said.
"Do you like scary movies," asked a voice on the line.
"Uh...yes, why," Sidney asked, feeling suddenly apprehensive.
"Then you should join the Rancor House Horror DVD club! After buying one DVD for full price, each additional DVD is only 99 cents."
"Oh...OH," Sidney sighed, "That sounds great. What movies do you have?"
"You name it, we have it," said the telemarketer.
"Do you have Holloween?"
"Uh...we have the fifth one."
"Oh," said Sidney, disappointed. "Well, do you have Psycho?"
"No"
"Friday the 13th?"
"No"
"Scream?"
"No."
"Well," Sidney said, frustrated. "What DO you have?"
"Tenebrae, The Gore Gore Girls, Terror Train, and Home Sweet Home."
"I've never heard of any of those," she said. "What else do you have?"
"That's it."
"In that case, I'm not interested," she said, about to hang up.
"LISTEN YOU BITCH, IF YOU HANG UP I’M GOING TO GUT YOU LIKE A FISH," yelled the telemarketer.
There was a sound of glass breaking at the back of the cabin. "What was that?" gasped Sidney.
"I'm sorry, sorry," the telemarketer apologized, "I've been under stress lately. My supervisor's been on my back about reaching quota, and..."
Sidney was walking slowly into the kitchen, then froze, horrified, seeing a figure in white with a burlap sack on his head, brandishing a knife.
"No," she whispered.
"I know, right," the telemarketer said, "I mean; you'd never realize how stressful being a telemarketer is, what with the economy and all..."
She ran away, still holding the phone, panting as she ran up the stairs, the figure close behind her. Just as she reached the top stair, she tripped. Damn it, she thought to herself, realizing her fatal mistake. Why did I have to wear heels tonight!
"Listen," the telemarketer said, "You've been a great listener, and don't tell anyone I did this for you, but if you join, I'll throw in Friday the 13th Part VIII, for free!"
The figure was on Sidney now, ready to plunge his knife into her chest.
"No...No...NOOOOOOO," Sidney screamed, just as the knife came down.
"Oh, come on now," said the telemarketer, still on the line, "It wasn't THAT bad of a movie..."
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Sign Up List:
Fade [red]Slasher[/red]
Lightnix [red]Slasher[/red]
Hunter [red]Slasher[/red]
Xad [red]Slasher[/red]
[red]Slashers Win[/red]
