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Post by Admiral Mundane on Jul 7, 2009 6:56:35 GMT 10
Eh, sure. Adramalech.
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Post by somebody probably on Jul 7, 2009 7:00:38 GMT 10
Hunter.
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Jul 7, 2009 7:02:32 GMT 10
DA-2 Xad-1 Adramelech-7
Everyone was trying to figure out who would kill the only female in the camp. "Wait, what about that Adramallama, Adramamine...you know who I'm talking about." "Yeah," said one guy in the back, "I saw his light on really late last night, and I was hearing strange noises from his cabin." This, and not to mention that the name "Adramalech" is the name of a Christian demon, and it seemed completely rational to conclude Adramalech was some sort of blood thirsty psychopath who probably was performing human sacrifices and probably eating his victim's hearts for breakfast. Ding! The timer on the stove rang. "My cookies are ready," Adramalech said, getting out his oven mitts to pull out the pan. "Hold it right there," A voice called from behind him. "But I was just..." "We know what you were doing, and we're not going to let you get away with it! Get him!" "BUT I MADE COOKIES," Adramalech yelled, as he was torn down by the crowd and beaten to death.
Later, the counselors were searching Adramalech's cabin, hoping to find some necromancy book or pentagrams scribbled in blood. "Oh my God, look at this," someone called out, and everyone ran to see what it was. In a old wooden box in Adramelech's closet there was...guitar tabs for campfire songs, paper plates, glitter, Elmer's glue, and Popsicle sticks. One of them digged deeper, hoping the stuff on top was perhaps covering something more insidious "What? No magic books, no voodoo dolls? He doesn't even have a single porno. What in the Hell was wrong was this guy?"
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Eco was getting ready for bed. He came a long way from his childhood in Chicago. After reading about Martin Luther King Jr., he decided to study hard in school, while working two jobs to help support his poor family in the ghetto. After a few more volunteer opportunities, he would be able to go to Harvard to study law and be the first in his family to graduate from high school and go to college. Yep, he thought to himself, there was nothing that could stop him now.
Then, a crash of glass sounded from behind him, and there was a figure in white with a carving knife crawling through the window "Oh, Hell naw," yelled Eco, running out his bedroom door. Since when was the Klan around here? He got to the bottom of the stairs and saw the front and back door. The front door led to the rest of the cabins and was well lit. The back door lead to the forest, had no signs of life, and probably was full of hunter traps, due to it being hunting season.
Eco ran out the back door.
He was found the next day dangling from the emptied out swimming pool, with one foot in a bear trap, and full of stab wounds.
Also, on a side note, no slashers submitted their choice to me last night. If it wasn't for Eco's role, no one would have died. So slashers, you need to start stabbing and maiming.
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Post by CoolCorky on Jul 7, 2009 7:25:27 GMT 10
Eco's role... that was just WIN.
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Post by The Pletch on Jul 7, 2009 7:57:25 GMT 10
CC seems to be displaying a few signs of being a slasher. Voting him.
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Post by CoolCorky on Jul 7, 2009 8:22:30 GMT 10
Oh right, I need to vote.
DA.
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Post by dynamicsonic on Jul 7, 2009 8:28:47 GMT 10
CC
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Post by Hunter on Jul 7, 2009 8:43:16 GMT 10
CC
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Post by dynamicsonic on Jul 7, 2009 9:41:36 GMT 10
Miles, F*CK OFF.
Oh, wait. He did.
'Kay
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Jul 7, 2009 11:14:06 GMT 10
Miles, F*CK OFF. Oh, wait. He did. 'Kay wait, what?
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Post by iBishyT on Jul 7, 2009 11:14:27 GMT 10
Fiery, because I don't wanna follow the crowd. *dons spiked choker and black lipstick*
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Post by dynamicsonic on Jul 7, 2009 11:51:00 GMT 10
Miles, F*CK OFF. Oh, wait. He did. 'Kay wait, what? Miles#### posted here, voting CC.
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Post by Breaker on Jul 7, 2009 12:08:21 GMT 10
Cheesy
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Jul 7, 2009 12:22:35 GMT 10
>digged
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Post by The Pletch on Jul 7, 2009 13:16:57 GMT 10
Aw, hell. Scratch my vote for CC. I checked through the posting history. You'll note that Roby said that the slashers didn't submit a nightkill. It stands to reason that anyone who posted a vote in this topic also would have read their role and submitted a choice. Therefore, anyone who hasn't posted is fairly likely to be a slasher. Thus, I change my vote to Therio, who hasn't posted at all yet.
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