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Post by CoolCorky on May 22, 2009 4:48:27 GMT 10
>Paved Road
You decide to take the road more travelled. This was a good decision, as suddenly the dirt road crumbles into nothingness. After a while, you encounter the ghost of Christmas:
>Past
>Present
>Future
>Pudding
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on May 22, 2009 11:17:03 GMT 10
>Past
The ghost of Christmas Past appears before you, and whisks you off to the past to show the errors of your ways. It points out that you don't take a lot of risks in your life, and as a result, you are where you are now. For example, had you immediately left the woodcutters house and went to town in the day instead of waiting until night, gained the training and courage to save the world from destruction, been crowned king of the land, and showered with treasure, praise, and a harem of very grateful young women. But you can't change the past, so you're stuck on a paved road with two pairs of MC Hammer pants, a bag of tacos, $50, and likely some STD's.
You walk on, irritated by the fact the ghost of Christmas Past was right. You reach the end of the road and see an airport, a train station, and a car rental place. Realizing you still have time to take risks and be awesome, you decide to hijack something. Steal:
>Plane
>Train
>Automobile
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Post by dynamicsonic on May 22, 2009 14:58:57 GMT 10
and see an airport, a train station, and a car rental place. So we AREN'T in medieval times? Anyways... >P You hijack it, yet you don't know how to fly it. You try to take off, you stall, and crash land in place. YOU'RE BONED! You wake up inside a castle's hallway. It's a dark gray castle with maze-like walls. You see swastikas on the walls and the phrase "Get Psyched!" in front of you. The hallway forks in 3. To the RIGHT there is a long S shaped hallway with torches on the sides. To the LEFT you see a hallway with 2 soldiers speaking in a foreign language. In the MIDDLE section, you see a really dark hallway, with small torches slightly lighting the way, you hear a loud, evilish, dictatorish voice in a foreign language and machine gun sound effects. You take the: > LEFT hallway > MIDDLE hallway > RIGHT hallway |
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on May 22, 2009 15:18:58 GMT 10
I'm pretty sure we strayed from that premise around the time the protagonist was working on Ken Kaniff's car and hammerdancing people to death.  |
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Post by dynamicsonic on May 22, 2009 15:27:06 GMT 10
I'm pretty sure we strayed from that premise around the time the protagonist was working on Ken Kaniff's car and hammerdancing people to death. That's why I said that Mr. Kaniff's "automated transport vehicle" looked odd. Anywyas. CHOOSE A COMMAND! You take the: > LEFT hallway > MIDDLE hallway > RIGHT hallway |
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Post by CoolCorky on May 22, 2009 16:40:25 GMT 10
>M
You come across modern day. There are pizzas, laptops and girls in bikinis. You can buy one of them.
Do you buy:
>Pizza
>Laptop
>Bikini girl
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on May 23, 2009 6:45:51 GMT 10
>Bikini girl
You buy the bikini girl because you're in real life you're an asocial introvert who would never engage in this behavior in real life. Psychological examinations aside, you're horny in real life and in virtual life, so you suggest getting it on. The girl takes you to an abandoned summer camp in which all the camp counselors died for some reason that she can't remember. As you're making out with her on an old cot, you hear a sound outside that sounds like "ki ki ki ma ma ma". You ask if she hears anything. She says she doesn't. Do you:
>Ignore the sound and get your freak on
>Go outside and check
>Lock the doors and windows
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Post by Sergeant Dull on May 23, 2009 7:01:14 GMT 10
>Go outside and check...
Whilst the bitch still be rampaging on my cock. They just can't get enough.
You see a cake. And it isn't moving.
Do you...
>Kill the cake
>Continue with previous activities
>Eat the cake
>Take a Cake Break
>Pull out your Ambassador and headshot the cake.
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Post by dynamicsonic on Jun 10, 2009 10:21:24 GMT 10
Due to the late time of your response, a BUMP in timespace occurs and you are sucked into a black hole.
You wake up in a vast, lifeless, wasted plain. What barely seems like a SMALL HINT OF CIVILIZATION lies off a long way towards NORTH, but due to the intense heat, you don't think you won't make it there alive. There's BARREN WASTELAND to the EAST and SOUTH. You see a small, healthy lizard running towards WEST.
What wouldst thou do?
>FOLLOW the lizard
>Go EAST
>Go SOUTH
>Go NORTH in hopes of reaching civilization
>REST untill the sun goes down.
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