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Post by Breaker on May 21, 2009 5:39:38 GMT 10
>P
Your mother runs away at the horrible image that is your pistol, which you sadly tuck back into your pants.
What do you do?
>Go to the bathroom to OD on pills.
>Chase after her
>Dance
>The dog
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Post by Sergeant Dull on May 21, 2009 6:03:07 GMT 10
>C
You chase after her, and you seem to have a clear shot.
Do you...
> Kill her with your gun
> Zap her dumb ass with your pimp cane
> Disturb the Witch
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Post by dynamicsonic on May 21, 2009 6:14:46 GMT 10
>D
You step closer to your mom. She then melts. Yeah, she melts...
..into a mercury-ish puddle. You know where this is getting, right? She transforms into an evil humanoid robot and more of them start gangin' up one you. You are outnumbered.
CLIMB UP AND GET THE LAST CHANCE!! (Or something along the lines of it) YOU...
>GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE
>Rest!!
>Punch everyone
>Remember what Samuel L. Jackson told you about good 'ol AK-47
>Melt
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Post by Breaker on May 21, 2009 6:51:28 GMT 10
>M
What now?
>Stop the world
>Melt with you
>See the difference
>Get better all the time
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Post by Hunter on May 21, 2009 8:48:48 GMT 10
(I think there is a reference that I don't get here. Anyway...) >Stop Sudenlly, everything stops moving. You are free to do anything you want. But you have to choose one of these options. Sucks to be you. > Run away > Hammer Time OFF-TOPIC: You are likely CLEARLY ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY to be eaten by a grue. I always hated that music D= |
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on May 21, 2009 8:55:44 GMT 10
>H
You crabdance all over the place, hammering everything that gets in your way, including your Terminator robot mom that was trying to kill you.
+1990 XP
Acquire: Yellow pants.
So now everyone and everything in the town is dead. You can essentially do whatever you want and no one will stop you. What do you do?
>Steal KIPPERS
>Burn the town down
>Move on to the next town
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Post by Hunter on May 21, 2009 9:05:23 GMT 10
>Steal crap
You spend half an hour or so looking for things you can actually use. After looking around a bit more, you see a weird looking sword. You look closer and you see it's shining. What do you do?
>Take it
>Leave it alone
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Post by Breaker on May 21, 2009 10:30:15 GMT 10
(I think there is a reference that I don't get here. Anyway...) >Leave it alone. You're right, it probably has AIDS. So, now you've come up towards a stack of hay, what do you do? > Ignore it > Jump on it > Set it on fire > Collect the Red Coins |
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Post by dynamicsonic on May 21, 2009 12:42:12 GMT 10
>Jump on it
It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide.
You jump inside it and THUD. You wang your head into something big. It felt like Old-Styled wood.
You can:
>Try and pull it out
>Leave it there.
>Get the reference
REMEMBER THESE BASIC INSTRUCTIONS!
>Type HELP if you need help. It'll tell you a full list of basic commands
> Type INVENTORY (or lowercase i). Self explainatory.
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on May 21, 2009 13:17:05 GMT 10
>HELP
Select a command:
>HINT
>EXIT
>GOOGLE
>GOOGLE: It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide.
In "Peasant's Quest" if you type "LOOK" near the hay, it says "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide." a reference to the Guns N' Roses song "Sweet Child O' Mine".
>Get the reference
Select from the remaining commands:
>Try and pull it out
>Leave it there
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Post by Breaker on May 21, 2009 13:51:04 GMT 10
>Leave it there
Because you were smart enough not to pick it up, an eagle flies in shouting the following options:
>Stop
>Don't Touch
>Leave the area
>Tell an adult
Fuk, I don't think anyone is gonna get this reference. >_>
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on May 21, 2009 21:47:46 GMT 10
>Stop
A booming voice declares;
HAMMERTIME
You aquire;
>Hammer
>MC Hammer's parachute pants
You gain the title "U Can't Touch This"
You realise that you're on a farm. What do you do?
>Murder the farmer and take over the farm, and live the beautiful life
>Sleep with the farmer's daughter
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Post by Sergeant Dull on May 22, 2009 0:34:10 GMT 10
>M
Declare yourself God of Farm and make everyone do as you say.
What do you do?
> Sleep with the daughter of the deceased farmer
> Sleep with the wife of the deceased farmer
> Sleep with the pesky fox in the deceased farmer's farm
> Have your way with a cabbage patch
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Post by dynamicsonic on May 22, 2009 4:12:59 GMT 10
>D
You realize that her wife is WAY too old, so you decide to sleep with their daughter. 20-somethings. BOO-YAH!
You are on top of a hay bale, with the farmer's daughter nekkid by your side. Sweet. Boobage and all that.
You:
>Slap her
>Kiss her
>Kill Her
>F**k her
>Touch her
>Leave her
>Eat Her
>Equip...
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Post by Breaker on May 22, 2009 4:26:38 GMT 10
>Leave her
Good choice, seeing as how DA is getting off by this. You come to a fork in the road, which way do you take?
> The paved road
> The dirt road
> Straight down the middle
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