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Post by dynamicsonic on May 20, 2009 7:27:57 GMT 10
...goat. It is grey and fluffy.
>Your current actions are:
Kick
Pet
Talk
Potentially Damage
SELECT AN OPTION
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Post by Breaker on May 20, 2009 11:28:53 GMT 10
/quit this game sucks
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Post by iBishyT on May 20, 2009 11:56:58 GMT 10
An idea. Hows about rather than having this as yet another crappy game where Darkangel resorts to making loading the actual game a quest in itself as a way to stall for time because he's completely useless at coming up with anything interesting, let's instead turn this into a game where we each take turns to "play" this game.
Basically I will choose one of the actions Darkangel has given, then describe what happened in a short paragraph, and then give my own options for someone else to choose (although if you want, you can just have the single "Next." option so that the next person further elaborates on what happened).
Kinda like a forum game version of the kind of stuff you'd see on MSPaint Adventures.
I was going to attempt to start this idea by carrying on with Darkangel's post, but then I realized that Darkangel's post was crap, so if anyone is willing to take this idea of mine and give it a proper start, then by all means do.
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on May 20, 2009 12:57:42 GMT 10
"Wake up!"
You open your eyes to see your mother standing by your bed. "If you don't wake up soon, you're going to be late for your training to be a hero!" You realize that if you were given a prompt at this point, you'd probably be forced to go to training regardless whether you selected "go to training" or not. So you get up, get dressed, and dash out the door. There are three roads leading to town. The right road is longer, but features less distraction. The middle road is the quickest route, but a recent storm has left the road obstructed by debris. The left road is of medium length, but there's a carnival there, so likely, you'll be distracted by friends, sideshows, and carnies. Which way do you go?
>Right
>Middle
>Left
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Post by dynamicsonic on May 20, 2009 13:42:59 GMT 10
>Right You see nothing special about the road, just some dead trees and the like. The clouds in the sky are now gone and the intense heat is killing you. You then manage see an oasis to the right, with some spikey fruited cactus nearby. You can either: >Carry On >Go to the oasis Also An idea. Hows about rather than having this as yet another crappy game where Darkangel resorts to making loading the actual game a quest in itself as a way to stall for time because he's completely useless at coming up with anything interesting, let's instead turn this into a game where we each take turns to "play" this game. Basically I will choose one of the actions Darkangel has given, then describe what happened in a short paragraph, and then give my own options for someone else to choose (although if you want, you can just have the single "Next." option so that the next person further elaborates on what happened). Was hoping someone would say that. *Gives cookie to Bish* |
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Post by D00D64: AM I GONE OR WHAT on May 20, 2009 14:59:29 GMT 10
> Screw that, I'm goin' to Mars.
Being that this land is unbearable and the oasis is probably an illusion, you decide tofly to an even MORE inhospitable place! Great idea! You stick you hands out wide and focus...
CONGRATS! You are flying! You believe you can fly... You believe you can touch the sky...
Alright, you escaped the Earth's atmosphere and have entered outer space! And for whatever reason, you are completely immune to being crushed by pressure, and you lack the need to breathe! You are free to roam the cosmos, and since Earth is SOOOOOOOOOO boring, you might as well not bother going back. So, should you continue to Mars, or head somewhere else, taking signifigantly lest time than you should have?
>Go to Mars
>Go somewhere else other than Earth
>Screw that, lets go back to Earth, I'm hungry
> realize both earth and the rest of space are boring, use imagination to conjure new world
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on May 20, 2009 15:12:28 GMT 10
>Realize both Earth and space are boring and use your IMMAAAGINAAATION!
Suddenly, the infinite fabric of space starts to slowly form into banana bread, and the planets become magical rainbow dragons that breath clouds of cotton candy and magic. You taste some of the cotton candy, and suddenly the world becomes technicolored while "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" plays in your ears. You feel a tap on your shoulder. You turn around and see John Lennon offering you a glass of water, saying "Wake up, you're having a heat stroke!"
You wake up in a cottage of a woodcutter, who apparently spotted you passed out on the side of the road and brought you back here. You drink the water, and after a while, feel better. You tell the woodcutter you need to be going, and he tells you that if you wait until nightfall, you could probably make it to town. But then again, you're running late as it is, so going now, though risky, you could get there in time. Do you:
>Go now
>Wait until nightfall to go
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Post by CoolCorky on May 20, 2009 16:44:31 GMT 10
>Wait until nightfall to go
You thank the woodcutter for his hospitality, put some new batteries in your torch and head out into the darkness. You check your watch: 10:15 PM. "Damn summer days," you think.
You are walking through a field, the glowing lights of the town in the distance. You have been walking for two hours, and don't really feel like running the rest of the distace. (And probably can't either, you fat fuck you.) All of a sudden, you see a pair of red eyes peering through the darkness. You think it may be one of the local field people. You call out, "Hello?" but get no reply.
Do you:
>Approach the pair of eyes
>Turn and walk away
>Brandish your torch as a weapon and charge toward the eyes screaming, "FREEEEDOOOOM!!"
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Post by dynamicsonic on May 20, 2009 17:30:57 GMT 10
>T
[Auto-complete command = "Turn and Walk Away" &@8gt@8gt]
You are frightened at the sight of those evishly glowing red eyes and walk away, terrified. You then hear a growl on your back, the only place that is pitch black due to there being no lantern light there. Saliva drops on top of you. You are likely CLEARLY ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY to be eaten by a grue.
You then...
>Flash your lantern at the Grue
>Hit the Gure with your flash light
>Turn around slowly
>Scream like a banshee and run away...
>Try and Negotiate with the Grue.
>F*ck that, Immah pullin' good 'ol AK-47
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on May 20, 2009 19:36:22 GMT 10
>F
You whip out your AK-47 like a real man. Brass balls swinging low, you unload round after round into it's gaping mouth, the bullets piercing the roof of it's mouth and into it's brain. It falls to the ground; dead. You think you've won, but something is crawling out. Something more than human. Something pure man.
Ken Kaniff stands before you. You immediately recognise him, as if you knew his name your whole life. You also know that he is from Connecticut. He says, in the most manly voice you have ever heard,"Hey there, cockboy. You wanna get a room with me?"
You decide to...
>Give your body to him willingly, and engage in the most manly event you will ever engage in
>Call the Real Slim Shady, Ken Kaniff's eternal nemisis
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Post by CoolCorky on May 21, 2009 1:55:40 GMT 10
>G
*Scene censored*
Do you:
>Pull your [BANNED] out of his [BANNED] and make him drink your [BANNED]
>Pull your fuel pump out of his car and make him drink your blackcurrent cordial
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Post by dynamicsonic on May 21, 2009 2:37:34 GMT 10
>U
Turns out that the manly thing was just fixing an automated transport vehicle (Which he calls "automovile"). Too much technology here, folks.
You help Ken (begrudgingly) with his "thing" and move on. The sun is about to rise. Apparently, you took a lot of time fixing that thing.
You can:
>Hurry and get to town!
>Walk with patience to town.
>Rest on the middle of the road
>Rest in the roads' side
>Hurt DA for using the pussyfication ray on the Ken Kaniff point
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on May 21, 2009 4:40:24 GMT 10
>U
You see a gray hedgehog in your way, so you beat the crap out of it for some unknown reason.
+69 XP
Acquire: $50 and a bag of tacos.
It is now about afternoon. Do you:
>Hurry and get to town!
>Walk with patience to town.
>Rest in the middle of the road.
>Rest in the roads' side.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on May 21, 2009 4:59:03 GMT 10
>H
As soon as you get home. You see your mother.
In sexy lingerie.
What do you do?
> Pull out your pistol
> Tell her she's not your mother
> Call the Sheriff
> Get Sol Badguy
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Post by CoolCorky on May 21, 2009 5:32:56 GMT 10
>C
Turns out your mother is the Sheriff.
You have three choices remaining:
> Pull out your pistol
> Tell her she's not your mother
> Get Sol Badguy
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