So, last Sunday I was all like "hell yeah I'm feeling all motivated today LET'S GET TO WORK" and then my stomach was like "nawww BLARGH you" and I kinda spent the whole day throwing up. I was still feeling mostly ill yesterday, but hey, I'm fine now. Here's an update... And I'll try to update again tomorrow.
But I don't have an... Oh, right.
That's...
...Yeah...
I did call her. I think she didn't appreciate it.
Now where was I? Oh, right. Finding the next gym or whatever.
I dunno, all those fishermen I saw only had Magikarps and stuff like that...
Well... Sure, why not?
I'll have to try it out later, because there's something I want to do first...
...I'm going to make Guts blow bubbles at wild Pokémon until she learns how to do so more effectively.
Or I could catch an Ekans. That's fine too.
...Well, you'll be staying in my PC for a while.
Success!
Onwards to... to... uh... wherever my heart takes me!
I wonder why Oak can't just catch Pokémon himself... I mean, it's not that hard. You just have to beat them up a little and throw a ball at them.
I misread that as "House" at first. Now I want a miserable crippled doctor in my team.
Neither did I!... I mean...
Oh, right, Pokémon battle.
Ben kinda needs a better attack too.
Aww, man, those poor little...
...Wait, what does a Slowpoke look like again? I... I kinda... forgot. Oh well.
And now he can look menacing without looking like he's trying too hard!
...Kaphy, it's not nice to scare your fellow team members like that. Come on, Benny, it's okay, you can come back now.
That was pretty weird. I wonder if Ben has some sort of childhood trauma or something of the sort...
Juuust checking on the egg again. Also, a nice hiker just told me I can get to Azalea through here, so I guess that's where I'm going. Yep.
And I'm still catching things.
...Uh, anyway, let's see how good exactly Water Gun is.
Now THAT'S much better.
I think you're supposed to take off your sunglasses now. Unless that's a mask... Uh, I can't really tell.
This requires investigation!... At a later date.
Man, what's with all the Great Balls around here?
So is it on weekends or Fridays? Friday isn't really part of the weekend. :T
Ohh, and what's down here?
Swift...
...Something I'll just sell when I get the chance...
...And lots of water. Can you swim, Guts?
...
Nope, that definitely doesn't look like swimming.
Ah, no big deal. You'll learn eventually... You're breathing properly now, right, Guts?
I don't find Pokémon particularly scary and I'm not that strong. :T
Yep, Guts is just fine.
Wha-- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDD
I know. I KNOW.
LET ME EAT IT, NETTLES. LET MY PAIN END.
You are a strong and fortunate man.
...Yep, I make clever leading choices. Okay, Ben, you...
EEP
thank you nettles
You can just finish him off now and...
oh my dear god how did this happen
I... I'm not feeling too good.
Does that mean you're used to guys like... that? I don't really see why they'd hide in a cave or anything, but...
You mean like Arbok, or Dragonair, or... UGH.
NO I DON'T- Oh, you mean a Pokémon. Sure.
I need small things like this to brighten up my day...
It's nice to see there are still kind-hearted people out there.
I bet that "R" stands for "reassuring."
Well, here we are. Now I'm going to cleanse my mind with lemonade.
