The update is here and it is NOT filler, because... Well, it was going to be just the Ruins of Alph, but I didn't feel like getting the Unown dex, so I threw in route 32 as well.It's a bright and sunny morning, and I have no idea where to go next, but I can just go wherever my heart takes me~
Is Kaphlar laughing at me?Whoooa. Travelling around Johto might not be so bad if it means I get to see stuff like this.
Try calling the Junior Woodchucks. I'm sure they could translate this stuff even if it's not a real language.
M-Me?
E... S... Esgaye? Nonono... Escape. Yep, I'm pretty sure that's what it says. Clearly, this is a warning and we should all get out of here as soon as possible or else we'll be killed by Aztecs from outer space.
But before I do the smart thing and get the hell out of here, I want to have a look at this.
Ancient civilizations knew how to have fun, huh? Sure, it's not the Internet, but it's
something...
It's... a mutated black mage!
Well, I guess there's nothing else to ssssWHERE DID THE FLOOR GO
I-I think the walls are staring at me...OH MY GOD IT'S A LITTLE DUCKY. I HAVE TO CATCH IT YESSS :3
Hey, I can't catch Pokémon when they run away.
This doesn't really make up for the ducky, but...
...Sure, why not?
It... sounds cool?
(Did I mention I've been playing Phoenix Wright?)Oh, thank God. Fresh air.
Well, I'm getting out of here now. Good luck with the killer zombie Aztecs from Mars, guys.
I'm sure I'll get somewhere eventually if I keep wandering around...
Gutsy still needs some training.
Actually, Nettles couldn't really do much in Violet City, but she's doing fine.
Ooh, is it for Nettles, then?
Yeah, I'll have her hold on to it for now...
Okay, the egg's still in one piece. Moving on!
Hey, it's a... weed... thing.
And it can heal itself.
Wow, sounds kinda... bad. I remember hearing Sunflora is the worst Grass Pokémon out there, though. *nodnod*
Well, not really, I just...
OH GOD WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE GIVE SOME WARNING BEFORE YOU ATTACK ME LIKE THAT
You told your Zubat to suck my blood. Viciously.
Hmm, that's kinda... admirable nowadays.
PUT THAT AXE DOWN PLEEEEAASE
Uh... Yeah, that's a nice way to put it.
Erm...
My Pokégear only has room for 20 numbers...
...I'll just go now before you guilt trip me into giving you my number.
It's not my fault! I just happened to sneeze a-- PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR GYARADOS TO KILL MEEE
Oh.
Well, Nettles...
...Huh, that's weird. All your Magikarps just jumped into the water all of a sudden. Does this still count as a victory, Mr. Fisherman?
He then nearly broke my nose instead of giving me half his money, so I guess it didn't count as a victory after all.Mooom, I'm in the middle of a Pokémon battle!
No, mom, I'm not complaining. Sorry, mom. Yes, mom, I'll be nice.I hope it's not another Jigglypuff doll, I... N-No, mom, I loved it! I just... I just... don't want three of them, that's all.
Fine, mom. Sorry, mom.Like... Maybe one of those pretty whatevertheyare from Hoenn?! =O
Thank you for not being a jerk.
I see a Pokémon Centre over there... I really AM getting somewhere.
Sure, I'll take... Wh-What did you just say?!
I... I'll pass...
S-Sure, I was on my way to that Pokémon Centre anyway...
...BUT FREE THINGS FIRST OH YES YUM YUM well that was kinda creepy.
Oh yeah, I nearly forgot. I'd better see what she bought for me.
Oh... Oh, wow. Maybe she DOES care...
Maybe...
Not that I doubted her. Of course I didn't. Nopey nope.
Nope...
Yuuuup. Maybe when the egg hatches and we know Togepi's gender it'll be easier to pick a name...