I'm glad I don't have a schedule, because if I did, I'd doubtlessly break it all the goddamn time.
Hmm, you know, I didn't even look for Pokémon on that route I just went through... I might as well do that now.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know what this is! It's one of those psychic... fox... things that always teleport away when you try to catch them!
I was hoping to give it a concussion so it'd be easier to catch, but it didn't work.
I did manage to catch this hideous thing, though.
Hmm, that reminds me of someone... No idea who.
Finally. :v
Well, there's not much else to catch, I guess. Oh, I should check out that huge department store.
I wonder if they have comic books in there. I need my weekly dose of Batman.
ohmygodhervoiceislikethehoneyofthesweetestbeesintheworld NO I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. HI GINA. 'Sup?
squeeeeeeee
ABSODEFINILUTELY
I came as fast as I could! Maybe I could have been even faster if I had a Dodrio to ride on... Oh, man, that'd be AWESOME. Uh, sorry. My mind kinda wanders sometimes.
Must... resist... urge to... screw everything up...
ohmygodyaaaay
...I think I'd better go before I say anything stupid.
Well, here I am again. I need to find my Gi... I mean, Batman. Yeah. Batman. Ugh, dirty thoughts rushing...
...BATMAN ISN'T GAY. BATMAN IS NOT GAY AND NEITHER ARE YOU, JAY. And hopefully Gina is straight too.
Okay, I'm good. Let's go in.
Note to self: having a job that requires being underground most of the time isn't good for you.
Actually, yeah.
That's one of those midget bodybuilder things, right? Sure, fair enough.
Awesome. So, let me see... OH GOD.
...Because thinking of a female Machamp just isn't a pleasant experience at all.
Ooookay.
Bill? Sounds familiar...
Ooooh, that guy. I vaguely remember him... He likes Eevee, right? That's cool. I like Eevee too.
Man, I'd like to meet a guy as cool as Bill...
I'm just waiting for that egg to hatch, so I might as well do something useful with my time, right?
...You mean having a badass hairdo makes you better?
...Huh.
...Issac?
Wait. Waaait. Lickitungs don't have hair... Do they?
Is that why there's drool all over you?
I don't know what this is but I'm keeping it~
...I'm a bit baffled by the concept of a Pokémon Salon, to be honest.
Well... Sure, why not? Spawn's... uh... behaviour is starting to worry me, so I'd better make sure he likes me.
But... He looks exactly the same.
I didn't just get ripped off, did I?
...Really?... AGH AGH AGH. HANDS OFF MY POCKETS. NO TOUCHY.
...We need to do something about you, Ben.
I'm not even surprised by this anymore, really.
...His eyes are scaring me.
...
GOTTA RUN BYE.
Well, the egg's still... eggy. What else... Ooh, is that a radio tower? MUST GO THERE.
...Next update. 
Man, I'd like to meet a guy as cool as Bill...
