On one hand, I kinda wish I could have gone with CC's suggestion, but then again, it's kinda dumb to use Winston as a last name. Anyway, here is our humble family...
From left to right:
Dagger: She seems to be pretty normal so far, but who knows...
Space: See above.
Tené: He stole Breaker's fedora, but it was worth it, because it makes him look really cool.
Trish (Zae): I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
Breaker: It's hard to see it on a picture as small as this, but he looks... uh... you'll see.
Fiery: I didn't want to use custom content, but I had to use it on him because he wouldn't really look like Fiery without it.
Fade/El Capitan: Damn, that suit looks great.
Lighterella: I have the feeling those clothes have been used before, and I might have to change them because of that. Ack.
Day 1
The Vegemites have only just walked into their new home and Fade is already spreading vile rumours about Trish.
Console wars are silly.
Pretend that's a 360 back there.
Anyway, since I would like this LP to last longer than a couple of days, I commanded everyone to watch the Yummy Channel.
It is, indeed, a reliable source of culinary knowledge.
Fade is the first to get bored of watching TV and apply his new knowledge to real life.
A whole bunch of people follow...
...But Space is the first to even get close to the stove.
Oh, what's this?
Let's see, we have Sephiroth in a suit...
...A young woman struggling with PMS, and...
...What?
Fade clearly likes a good challenge.
Fiery engages in a decidedly un-Fiery-like activity.
Or perhaps it's not un-Fiery-like at all, because that definitely looks painful.
Nortane (that's his name) is a master of subtlety.
Breaker: possible future alcoholic? We can only hope.
By the way, I wasn't joking when I said there would only be one toilet.
I'm giving you fanservice in the very first day. Aren't I the sweetest?
Our beloved mod continues to have fun with Trish.
Well, Light's preferences are clear, it would seem.
Dagger, Space and Clover socialise while Nortane is... Where IS he going?
Oh my--
NO.
And then he went and made Trish cry. Yep.
Also, Tené has a job. Then I made Fiery get the exact same job, because it suddenly occurred to me that he would probably like that.
Holy crap, Breaker made spaghetti for everyone.
He cleaned up later, too. This, coupled with the fact that his lifetime want is to have six grandchildren, is worthy of suspicion.
This place is starting to look like a potential kleptomaniac magnet.
Oh, look, Tené is painting.
Damn, what's taking Fiery so long?
Well, to be completely fair, bubble baths are really nice.
Eventually, Breaker gives up on waiting for Fiery and gives the swimming pool a try.
Tené is making progress.
Hmm, Trish certainly doesn't seem to mind sharing the bathroom with Fiery...
You know, deep inside, Nortane is actually a kind and caring-- Naaaah.
Well, looks like
someone felt the need to reaffirm their manliness.
Oh, he's painting too.
...Hey, wait...
...You know, maybe Trish just really loves to stare at that bathtub.
Fade finally gets tired of chess (he had been playing for about 10 hours straight) and goes straight to the fridge again.
Yes, they're still there.
"...It was the stove's fault."
Whoa, what the...
...Huh, now that's a good way to end this day.
