So on the SA forums it looks like The Sims 2 is popular again, what with Shocklobster updating and Volcanostyle doing a new Big Brother thing. This is not remotely an attempt to prod Foureyes.
Ho-hum, allow me to respond to this not-attempt to prod me. Sorry about the delay, I've been trying to juggle some other stuff around.
Bish, I am not giving these men body hair what the hell do you want Breaker to look even worse Right, this update is a bit small and I apologise about that, not much happened.
Ah, and I suppose an explanation is necessary: shouldn't I update Crystal before dealing with this thread? Well, I suppose, but that's on, well... hiatus. Long story short, I have an SA forums account now. See where I'm getting? However, Pokemon LPs are banned there at the moment. See where I'm getting? Yeah. I AM, however, working on an LP that has nothing to do with Pokémon, holy KIPPERS! Uncover my goonette identity, win a prize.
But not really, please don't be creepy about this.Day 3
Has Fiery found a way to fill the hole in his heart?
...Hmm, I guess not, then.
He has, however, found a new bedmate.
Can you feel the tension, SV?
Wait, what the...
...I think they're bonding.
Enough of that. I got Dagger a job at the police station.
And Space has been employed as a test subject again!
Meanwhile, the Sun rises and Fade continues on his endeavour.
...What is in that glass?
Ah, Fade begins his first day of work at this respectable warehouse.
Just look at some of his accom- colleagues. It takes courage to have your hair in such an atrocious green colour, and courage is an admirable trait, right?
Oh, Fiery's phone is ringing. He's about to receive an Opportunity: one of the new features in The Sims 3. As my game is in Portuguese, I will try to translate the opportunity to the best of my abilities:
"The famous guitar player Borjes Hogan is holding a seminar today titled "How to Stay Calm When Inspiration Fails". Visit the book store to get some inspiration... You'll never regret listening to Hogan."Since this is a feature that's just begging for some audience interaction, every time we get an Opportunity, I will give you the chance to pick whether the involved Sim should try it or not. I'm accepting all the Opportunities when I first get them, but you can still cancel them later.
Good God, Breaker's EYES. How have I managed to create such an abomination?!
And since I'm tired of everyone smelling like old socks, I made Space fix that goddamn shower.
But while he's not done, Fiery tries a momentary solution.
And Space is successful! I'm accepting bets on when the next object will break and what will it be.
To my surprise, Lighterella actually wished to get a job at this very respectable warehouse, so... Why not grant that wish, eh?
Speaking of the warehouse, Fade had this in his pocket when he came back from work. I wonder where he got it.
...Oh, Space just got an Opportunity.
"Susan Wainwright (Space's boss) has a broken TV and there's no one who can fix it. Take the TV (it will be in your family inventory) and give it a bang or two to see if you can get it working again. Wainwright will pay you for the job."You know what to do.
...Do these two do anything other than dance?
"God Trish I just read an unbearably bad book I mean you can't even begin to comprehend how bad it was"
"I FREAKING MEAN IT GOOD GOD IT WAS HORRIBLE IT HAD WEREWOLVES CRAPPING RAINBOWS AND UGH GOD DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW."
When I said Fade was on a quest, I wasn't exaggerating in the slightest.
I made Dagger go grocery shopping because we were already running out of food somehow.
...I'm starting to think some of the men need a prostate check.
Dagger tries to do what she does best.
Two strangers. That is who they are now. Who they pretend to be.
Fiery walks a lonely road, the only one he has ever known...
