One House, Eight SVers, Only One Toilet

[Naem]

This Could Have Been Freaking Day 8



This LP is a great Circle of Life.



hur hur baaaalls



"Well, you already saw me naked, so I guess this is okay."



Okay, there is no excuse for this.



Well, would you look at that. She's impressed.



OH BOY.



This is nothing new, right?



wait fade just wanted to hug lighterella and she refused what the argh we need a psyduck emote



NOBODY CLEANS THE NINJAING TOILET.



Wait, did her breasts just get bigger?



We have to give him some credit, it's been over 24 hours since he last sat on that chair.



This is ninjaing spooky.



Oh, this is just great. The toilet is clogged now.

Status report on The One Bathroom:


Beautiful.




Yeah. Why even say anything?



Oh, you wacky Fade and your big lies. :v



And he maximised his Logic skill. Moral of the story: cheating works.

Well, this day is boring, I'm starting to get a bit fed up with this whole...



OH NINJAING HELL BREAKER



"well time to go to work I guess"



I just started to notice many odd things about this picture, such as Dagger's... interesting facial expression and pose and Breaker's apparent divine glow. Then I realised I had nothing interesting to say.




And now, since everybody is too lazy to clean up, the stove is unusable.



Seriously, these newspapers are free.



Also, everybody stinks after a fire.



Splendid.



You can barely see the smoke here, but I assure you even lifeless objects are starting to get suicidal thoughts.



I just paused randomly and thought this was strangely amusing.




The Naughty Llamas? That doesn't sound quite like an appropriate name for a band...



Everybody would rather drink 'till their bladders explode than clean the freaking stove and cook something.



Yeah yeah, I just want to-



Whoa. Uh... Thanks, Dagger?




Okay, I suspected something when Fiery got demoted, but now I'm sure: there is witchcraft involved.



This is sad.



GO GO GADGET EASY JOKE



I hear a thousand voices screaming in unison and demonic trumpets blasting my ears. The gates of Hell have opened.



And just a few minutes after this, just a few minutes, the game crapped all over me. TENÉEEEEEE



With all this done, I suppose it's time to be honest with you: I do not want to finish this LP. I should have listened to everyone who said this would get tedious, because it's true. I mean, you can feel how forced the humour is at some points. If you allow me to abandon this thread, which is something I would rather not to, but is necessary, I know a good, amusing way to end this. I really don't feel good about this, but if an LP stops being amusing, for the audience OR for the LPer, there's not much point in continuing it, right?

[Sergeant Dull]

Give it a big fukitol pill and do the end when you feel like you want to!

And let it end on a good note =3

[Space]

Awesome update.

But if it is getting to be too tedious for you, you can quit if you want. This LP is still freaking awesome.


Although I am really curious why everyone steals the gnome.

...And the newspaper.

And let it end on a good note =3

And what Zae said.

[Tené]

Dec 10, 2008 5:11:08 GMT 10 Naem said:

Okay, I suspected something when Fiery got demoted, but now I'm sure: there is witchcraft involved.

...



I hear a thousand voices screaming in unison and demonic trumpets blasting my ears. The gates of Hell have opened.

The devil drives a hard bargain.

Anyway, the humour is as good as ever from my view. Still, if it's dragging on for you, best you do what you find the most entertaining.

[Naem]

I suppose I did want to move on to Crystal all along...

I found a way to avoid most of the creepiness that surrounds all the Pokémon LPs, by the way.

[Breaker]

It was like that when I got there? >>;

[Sergeant Dull]

Dec 10, 2008 6:00:11 GMT 10 Naem said:

I suppose I did want to move on to Crystal all along...

I found a way to avoid most of the creepiness that surrounds all the Pokémon LPs, by the way.

Well if ya just wanted to do Crystal...

I think everyone can god damn understand why

[Naem]

You know, I actually won't do the grand finale someone suggested. I'd rather leave this thread open just in case I decide to continue this one day (which is likely going to happen). Meanwhile, you can expect the Crystal LP to start... soonish. Tomorrow, maybe. I've been planning it for a while, so don't worry.

[Naem]

HEY GUYS HERE IS THE NEW SHINY HOUSE WHOO

I wish I could say I will be updating this thread and Crystal more often from now on, but I can't guarantee that at all because my PC still hates me. Does anyone feel like spending some money for me? *shot* Anyway...



A seamless neighbourhood. This is the technological prowess EA has recently presented us with.



The Langerak family waits outside a random house, doubtlessly kicked out of their own home by some vengeful God in order to give place to some people from the Internet...



Our neighbours enjoy themselves in their richly decorated homes with amazing invisible furniture...



A crazy homeless woman somehow manages to stay alive and even afford a book to read...



...And the Vegemites wait patiently to move into their new home. While we wait, let's have a good look at everyone:



Lighterella... Well, I think her old looks are still present, if only in spirit.



Space, I deeply apologise for making you look like Harry Potter, but I couldn't give you longer hair without making you look like a massive fruitcake.



Trish... Uh... I did my best.



Breaker, I am so sorry. You have your hat now, but I simply could not recreate your awesome facial hair. You look like some sort of southerner now, and that is horrible because you definitely are not...

...Oh, wait. Nevermind.



...Doesn't look bad, but I dunno. His face makes him look like a wrestler.



Fiery.

...Yeah, maybe I went a biiiit overboard.



...Tené wanted long hair the last time, didn't he? He did, right? Please tell me he did.



Dagger finally has appropriate hair! Well, that's all of them, so...



They're off! _{I'm pretty sure the rest of them have been rudely stuffed into the trunk.}



Day 1



As you can see, the new place is quite big, so these guys will have to work hard if they want to avoid any problems. We'll deal with that tomorrow, though.



Dagger and Space are allergic to Lighterella.



Aaand Breaker is the first to do something other than stand around staring blankly at a wall. Work that creepy smile, Breaker!



Apparently, Sims who can't cook won't necessarily cause huge fires and mayhem. Not immediately, anyway.



Fiery contributes to a horrible cacophony in the ground floor, but some people are enjoying it for some reason. You'll see.



"My life is obviously going to be miserable."



Mmm, look at those delicious burnt waffles.



See? Fade and Breaker have already become Fiery's friends just because of his horrible guitar playing. Later, the same happens to Trish.



...Maybe it's just out of pity, though.



Well, Tené has broken something already. Wonderful.



...Wait, why is BREAKER cleaning it?



Oh, good. I was starting to worry Fade was being too nice.



OH MY GOD DAGGER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY GARY BUSEY.

Or maybe...







THIS IS ALL WRONG. STOP CLEANING.



"Well, this girl called me 'Gourdy' once, but I didn't care, because, like, what IS that anyway? And..."
"why are we in the bathroom"



"Ooo, look at me. I'm a veggietarian, I love animals, Obama is evil!"



This is a metaphor for how Fiery is constantly exercising his brain and coming up with more creative forms of humiliation.



Ohh, are we about to witness the first accident in TS3?



...Aww, it happened off-screen.



Dagger has already chosen a bed for herself. Smart girl.



And so has Tené. Just look at his lovely bed and bedroom...



Filled with...



... Uh...



...My God, WHAT?



Anyway, then he got out of bed just to wet himself. Tsk.



More and more beds are being occupied...



Even Breaker, who now bears a striking resemblance with Mortimer Goth, has found himself a quiet, private corner...

...And we shall finish this day in a beautiful note:

[dynamicsonic]

Sweet.

*high fives*

Anything else I could say about this was already said in SVIRC

[Sergeant Dull]

Aww.

Awesome.

[somebody probably]

Ahaha that was hilarious. Bravo.

[Breaker]

epic



massively epic

[D00D64: AM I GONE OR WHAT]

LUIGI IM HOME

[Shiver]

Heh heh heh.