Commence the depressing violin music.
1 - "Winston.... I feel bad for you, is there anything I can do to make you feel better?"
2 - "I'd also like to ask... Have you ever thought that maybe... all of your pokémon like you? Maybe they're just pretending to be mean... just teasing perhaps. I know there's pokémon of yours that you like, but for the others, haven't you had good times with them?" (Zae)1 - ...Aww, that's... kind of nice of you, I guess. Thanks for caring.
2 - Sure, Pithius was pretty useful sometimes, he helped me get Venus and occasionally looks cute... Jack was awesome in some occasions and I guess he flies me around... BUT THEY MADE ME EAT MY MANKEY.
3 - "Winston, are YOU paying too much for YOUR car insurance?" ~ Church_453
4 - "Winston, can I have your balls? The poké ones, not, you know, BALLS balls...although if you're offering I wouldn't mind those too." ~ Pokémon Bill
5 - "Winston, for the love of god take a bath, you look filthy." ~ Mum
6 - "Pithius, will you be my friend?" ~ Sally (Bishounen Taurus)3 - Ninja you, I didn't come here to waste my time with these questions.
4 - Seriously, I'm leaving if you don't stop this KIPPERS.
5 - MOM, THERE ARE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.
6 -
Pi Pikachu! Chu...
(Ohh, you have a cute face. I'd love to see what it looks like after I've had my way with it...)7 - "14/f/viridian, asl plz" ~ Grandpa of Viridian (Breaker)7 - NEXT QUESTION.
8 - "Increase your size tenfold! Mail-Order now!" (Eco)8 - That's not a question, you moron.
9 - "How's it feels being watched everyday by thousands of people and know that? And why don't you make something to it? I mean, talk with a lawyer or something like that." (Hunter)9 - Yes, because I'm sure there must be one lawyer in Kanto who is completely oblivious to what has been happening and would be willing to help me.
10 - "Dear Winston, I envy you so very much. I mean, imagine all the fangirls man! When they stop airing the show, how are you gonna cope with that much boob?" (Lightnix)You know, I... I never really thought about it that way. Hmm... I should try to learn about my fanbase. Do hot chicks like me, or just the fat ones? This... requires some investigation.
11 - "I want your Pokéballs. Would you like to meet me?" - Furry of Kanto (Zae again)I want your intestines separated from your body. Would you like to meet my Charizard?
12 - "Are you on the air, unaware?" (CC)Okay, one more question like this and I'm SMASHINGLY gone.
13 - "Dear Winston: I'm a huge fan of The Winston Show. Would you consider being drugged and having your memory erased so you could make a The Winston Show movie?" (Roby)
13 - I warned you.
***
Life just doesn't feel satisfying any more. They... They're
watching me and every single thing I do.
I can't just stay here. I have to go SOMEWHERE.
Oh, they closed the building. Typical. Ninjaing typical. I swear I'm gonna find out where you bastards are hiding one of these days...
Aww, crap, I can't even talk to Blaine now?
Just take a good look at Sol and be proud, man. Be proud.
Well, I guess I'll just have to beat the crap out of the Elite Four repeatedly until I have enough money to... Hey, here's a place I haven't checked out yet.
And it leads to a cave. I'm not even surprised by these things any more.
And of course, there are braindead morons over here as well.
Well, let's check this place out, then.
You're used to this by now, right, Jimmy?
I caught something that reminds me of both Giovanni and Lelvier. Joy.
(Hey, don't look at me, look at Lightnix.)
Well, if all else fails, I could just travel somewhere else on foot instead of, I dunno, buying my own boat or something. It's a significantly less awesome alternative, but it's the only way I'll be able to prevent being homeless when I arrive at whatever place I'm fleeing to.
Crap, it's a dead end. Well, at least I didn't see any cameras here... And I've been checking for those a lot more carefully recently.
...Wh--
Hoooly--
(I would say what I think about this sprite, but honestly, I've had enough of Wobbuffets humping Nidorinas and lapdancers and that crap.)I was just passing by! Really!
Holy KIPPERS, level 70?!
Screw it, I wasn't going to use this on anything else anyway.
...I seriously wasn't expecting that to work.
It's funny, but... I think I know how Mewtwo feels. Maybe he just wanted some privacy.
I mean, who knows how long it's been hiding here... This cave isn't even on the map, is it?
And there are no cameras here... No cameras at all...
That's it. I'm a SMASHINGLY genius.
You're still awake.
Yeah...
What's wrong?
You're not coming with us, are you?
I have children to look after and I have been away from them for too long.
Yeah, I guess we may be going just a little too far away this time...
I'm sure we'll see each other again, though.
Right.
Say... Why don't we give Winston one last gift... just for old times' sake?
That doesn't sound bad at all, to be quite honest.
Hmm, let me see, let me see... Oh, there's Ben playing with his pendulum again. Pfft.
At least he seems to have understood that eating Winston's dreams is a bad idea.
Oh, come on, you liked seeing him in pain just as much as I did. Anyway...
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hello, Benny.
You can look at Winston for the last time if you want...
THE END
***
Well, I have to say, this LP was an incredibly fun ride! My motivation was a bit, well... erratic, but overall, I really loved doing this. I'd like to thank every single one of you one again for reading this, and please, allow me to remind you that I'm always open to criticism, because, obviously, I think I could be a whole lot better at this (I suppose it's natural; this was my first LP, after all). Anyway, see you in The Toilet Game.
Beeeeen... 
