Post by Naem on Oct 17, 2008 4:47:15 GMT 10
It's time for the final showdown, my friends.
That's funny, I can't really say the same.
Yeah, that's why you beat me all the time. Oooh, WAIT.
Couldn't think of a comeback, eh?
It means we are both being controlled by the media and the following battle will bring tons of money to the guys in charge, you idiot.
Oh, fine, ignore me. See if I care.
HOLY CRAP GUYS WINSTON VS. LELVIER
You lost for the... fourth or fifth time just before we went into the Victory Road. What makes you think things will be different now?
...Well, that was over quickly.
This is the one who can barely take a single hit before fainting, right? Do your stuff, Jimmy.
...I guess tortoises aren't known for their speed.
No problem, it'll go down eventually.
SON OF A--
Goddammit.
Jimmy, you are awesome.
Well, that's two Pokémon taken care of.
Thanks for having Pokémon with easily exploitable weaknesses, Lelvier.
...Damn.
Shut up, there's nothing unmanly about playing the flute.
Oh, no. Barrage. Sol is trembling with fear here.
I'd make another egg pun just to torture everyone who's watching, but I think my forced sarcasm is already serving that purpose.
Okay, Pithius, STAY ALIVE.
... Good job.
Well, good thing you're faster than Cloyster, right?
Ahh, this is a refreshing battle.
You have served your purpose, Pithius.
Might as well try and make the most of it...
...Oh well.
Pfft, such tactics cannot affect Jimmy.
See?
Oh, come on, Tail Whip? Seriously?
Just... Yeah.
Heheh, down to your last Pokémon, right?
...HOLY NINJAING CRAP. (This is Pin Missile.)
Hang on, Venus! Hang on! D8
I would like to thank whichever divinity is watching me for this. But if this is YOUR doing, and you know what I mean, ninja you.
You can rest now, Venus.
Well, Jimmy is the only Pokémon in my team who knows a Ground attack, so I guess I could take a risk and...
...Crap.
I know you can handle this, Ben... Right?
Comeoncomeoncomeoncome--
Arrrrrgh. Can you take a hit for the team, Sol?
I'm out of Max Revives.
THUNDER ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS ACCURATE.
It's your turn to sacrifice yourself, Jack.
Thunder Wave? Now? What's the POINT?!
...WOW.
You're the one who didn't buy a single healing item!
I mean, not that I'm complaining, but I was just getting prepared to shout and yell at you for making things twice as difficult for me.
Hey, uh, your megalomania is showing again.
Most likely because my victory is more profitable for Channel 5.
Well, that was an awkward pause.
Gaaaah.
Killing you in front of the cameras would be risky, right?
...No. I refuse to say it.
Oh, don't worry, I already told him why.
Nnno, that's not quite it.
God, WHAT IS IT?!
...
. . .
WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
<Incoherent grunting>
...
...Get the NINJA out of my sight.
Is he gone? Good.
Now, let's count the prize money. Heeeell, yeah. How much did I have before buying all those items? Over 140k, right? Well, at least it was worth it. Those Elite guys gave me some good money.
So, all added up, I have... What?
...Is... Is that right?
...No. There's got to be some kind of mistake.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Son of a submariner, there are cameras in the bathroom too?!
Well, as much as I hate to say it, the next update will be the last. Because of that, I thought I could do something different this time... Ask Winston any questions you wish to ask and they will be answered before the next update. You can try asking his Pokémon too, but I don't guarantee any coherent or relevant responses from them. But if you really want to know what's going on in, say, Jack's mind...
EDIT: Bolded because someone else suggested it. I should have figured people wouldn't read it after being assaulted by over 100 screenshots.
***
That's funny, I can't really say the same.
Yeah, that's why you beat me all the time. Oooh, WAIT.
Couldn't think of a comeback, eh?
It means we are both being controlled by the media and the following battle will bring tons of money to the guys in charge, you idiot.
Oh, fine, ignore me. See if I care.
HOLY CRAP GUYS WINSTON VS. LELVIER
You lost for the... fourth or fifth time just before we went into the Victory Road. What makes you think things will be different now?
...Well, that was over quickly.
This is the one who can barely take a single hit before fainting, right? Do your stuff, Jimmy.
...I guess tortoises aren't known for their speed.
No problem, it'll go down eventually.
SON OF A--
Goddammit.
Jimmy, you are awesome.
Well, that's two Pokémon taken care of.
Thanks for having Pokémon with easily exploitable weaknesses, Lelvier.
...Damn.
Shut up, there's nothing unmanly about playing the flute.
Oh, no. Barrage. Sol is trembling with fear here.
I'd make another egg pun just to torture everyone who's watching, but I think my forced sarcasm is already serving that purpose.
Okay, Pithius, STAY ALIVE.
... Good job.
Well, good thing you're faster than Cloyster, right?
Ahh, this is a refreshing battle.
You have served your purpose, Pithius.
Might as well try and make the most of it...
...Oh well.
Pfft, such tactics cannot affect Jimmy.
See?
Oh, come on, Tail Whip? Seriously?
Just... Yeah.
Heheh, down to your last Pokémon, right?
...HOLY NINJAING CRAP. (This is Pin Missile.)
Hang on, Venus! Hang on! D8
I would like to thank whichever divinity is watching me for this. But if this is YOUR doing, and you know what I mean, ninja you.
You can rest now, Venus.
Well, Jimmy is the only Pokémon in my team who knows a Ground attack, so I guess I could take a risk and...
...Crap.
I know you can handle this, Ben... Right?
Comeoncomeoncomeoncome--
Arrrrrgh. Can you take a hit for the team, Sol?
I'm out of Max Revives.
THUNDER ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS ACCURATE.
It's your turn to sacrifice yourself, Jack.
Thunder Wave? Now? What's the POINT?!
...WOW.
You're the one who didn't buy a single healing item!
I mean, not that I'm complaining, but I was just getting prepared to shout and yell at you for making things twice as difficult for me.
Hey, uh, your megalomania is showing again.
Most likely because my victory is more profitable for Channel 5.
Well, that was an awkward pause.
Gaaaah.
Killing you in front of the cameras would be risky, right?
...No. I refuse to say it.
Oh, don't worry, I already told him why.
Nnno, that's not quite it.
God, WHAT IS IT?!
...
. . .
WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
<Incoherent grunting>
...
...Get the NINJA out of my sight.
Is he gone? Good.
Now, let's count the prize money. Heeeell, yeah. How much did I have before buying all those items? Over 140k, right? Well, at least it was worth it. Those Elite guys gave me some good money.
So, all added up, I have... What?
...Is... Is that right?
...No. There's got to be some kind of mistake.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Son of a submariner, there are cameras in the bathroom too?!
***
Well, as much as I hate to say it, the next update will be the last. Because of that, I thought I could do something different this time... Ask Winston any questions you wish to ask and they will be answered before the next update. You can try asking his Pokémon too, but I don't guarantee any coherent or relevant responses from them. But if you really want to know what's going on in, say, Jack's mind...
EDIT: Bolded because someone else suggested it. I should have figured people wouldn't read it after being assaulted by over 100 screenshots.
