HOLY CRAP IT'S AN UPDATE
...Unfortunately, it's not a very interesting one.
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I... I'm not going to let him mess with my mind any more. I'll just... try to forget about him. Yeah. That sounds good. If I'm lucky, I'll never see him again.
Of course, Lady Luck has already made it clear that she doesn't like me at all.
...Crap, see? My point is proven.
Not entirely out of free will, but meh. Oh, wait, since you're here...
Yeah. Listen, I kinda have to tell you...
...Oh, go to hell.
Why do you even bother when you know I'm going to win?
Crap.I could have sent Jimmy out first and kicked your ass if I wanted to...
Ohohohoho, it looks like your eggs got
hard-boiled!...Don't look at me that way, Sol.And now this is getting boring again.
Yyyyep.
When you think about it, it's kinda sad to have a Pokémon that faints when a Pikachu does nothing but slam against it twice.
That thing's face still looks really ninjaing creepy.
OH NO PIN MISSILE IS SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Yay. Victory. Even my sarcasm is starting to fail.
Hell, I can't even think of a way to properly insult your sexual preferences and your nationality in the same sentence, and you're
French.Crap, I know, but I think I'm depressed.
Yeah, yeah, smell y- Wait, wasn't I going to tell you something...?
CRAP. Goddammit, wait!
Hmm, tight-ish security, but the place doesn't look too impressive overall...
...Okay, THIS room is big.
Ah, Misty, you pretentious bitch...
Surge, I hope you fall into a pit and die in a horrible and painful manner...
Erika, you... Uh... Kinda sucked, I guess.
But you WERE pretty... Whoa, is this an indoors lake?
Koga, you didn't live up to my expectations, and they were pretty damn low by the time I fought you.
Sabrina... Eh, you were kinda hot.
Blaine, you're awesome. Thank you for existing.
HahahahahahhhaaaI don't need to say anything, do I?
Well, Pithius, this is it. The Elite Four awaits us.
NINJA, THERE'S A NINJAING CAVE?!
Dear SV, the Victory Road was boring as hell, so please allow me to summarise everything that happened: Winston fought a bunch of trainers, caught some stuff and pushed lots of boulders around. Yes, it was a very pleasant experience.
...Oh, fine, I'll go into more detail.Thanks to, uh... Cheesy or Fiery. I can't remember, sorry. I missed the Pokédex entry, so...MachokeNo. 067
Superpower Pokémon
HT 4'11"
WT 155lbs
The belt around its waist holds back its energy. Without it, this Pokémon would be unstoppable.
Oh, yes, Winston found a bird....Uh... CoolCorky made this, but I was the one who asked him, so feel free to shout at one of us or both. This is either Moltres or Bill in a suit, it's a bit hard to tell.Anyway, his aim failed him at first...But, with some help, Moltres was eventually captured.some guy got stabbed in the ass or something hell i dunnoAnyway, yeah.Some Scottish guy yelled at Winston and made him use this name. And, eventually, Winston got out of that freaking place.Good God, FINALLY.
Now, a nice cup of coffee and some relaxation. Ahhh...
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Thrilling, wasn't it? Anyway, I believe it's time for the final challenge. Oh my.
Because these kinds of challenges seem to work well, I want you to
create an ad for The Winston Show. You can write something, do a picture of some sort or anything you can think of. I want you to surprise me. Use your imagination. Good luck!