Let's Play Pokémon Yellow!

[Naem]

...It's Pokerus, and I believe it was only introduced in the second generation.

And thank you guys. I feel lurved.

[dynamicsonic]

WIN X4

Sad Pikachu = WP (Win Points) +9000

Awesome FE, Awesome.

[Tené]

Hee hee. This is epic. Keep it up.

[Max Firestorm]

Nicely done Effy

[Oberstleutnant Insipid]

Pokérus wasn't introduced until third generation, eejit. They didn't even have hold items in first generation. How dumb can you get?

[Tené]

May 19, 2008 20:16:11 GMT 10 Oberstleutnant Insipid said:

Pokérus wasn't introduced until third generation, eejit. They didn't even have hold items in first generation. How dumb can you get?

It was second generation. (Why do I have that site in my favourites?)

In any case, not in Yellow.

On a side-note, I was thinking of LPing Gold to have that same twisted story-telling idea. However, I was stopped by the fact that everyone else seems to be doing one and also that I gave up at the first screen. Oh well.

[Naem]

Oh God, thank you guys. ;v; Update coming later today, once I do some school-related work.

And remember, I already called dibs on Crystal and Emerald. =P

Oh, and just to discourage some of you who are thinking of doing a screenshot LP, taking screencaps every 5 seconds is a bitch.

[Space]

Brilliant, so far. Reminds me of the many hours I spent on that game when I was a kid... got my Pikachu up to level 72 or something. Could never get past the second Elite Four person though... I think it was the one with the ghosts.

Moar plz.

[Naem]

Thanks, Spacey. Especially because you made it so I don't have to doublepost. xP

***

Piss off, my day's already sucking enough without you people trying to take my money.




How about no?



...Well, that sounds good.



And then I punched him in the face.



Well, Oak was right about something, these things are everywhere.



Pithius, if you just happen to have rabies, our partnership ends here.



I assume that means this rat isn't carrying the Bubonic Pest or anything of the sort.



...Does that mean you want my Pokémon to be gruesomely hurt by those wild beasts out there in the... er... wild, just so you can maintain your job? You sick bitch. DDD=



...These people in Viridian are... special.




...




...Very, very special.

Well, I'm not going back to Pallet... Let's see if there's anything at the Mart that'll get that guy out of my way. Like coffee. Or a machine gun.



...I don't know how the hell you can tell that just by looking at my face, but yes, yes I did.



Yes. He's a jerk, and I can only guess it runs in the blood.





Wait, I...



...I NEVER agreed to do this.



At least, I can take out my rage on these pathetic pigeons.



I just realised... What the hell is up with this building? I mean, it's half bricks, half... whatever it is. ._O





...He's currently peeing on my shoes, but whatever.




Well, that's true.



Trust me, I wouldn't be here if I didn't.





Okay, I'll be leaving no--




ARRRRRRRRRRRGH



DOUBLE ARRRRRRRRRRRGH




Yes, your stupid Eevee looks very menacing for a ball of fluff.

A ball of fluff which I've always wanted to have. ;_;



Good timing? There is no such thing as GOOD timing when Lelvier is involved.









...I think I can see where this is going.




...Yeeeeeeeep.







You invented a goddamn electronic encyclopedia. Clearly, you're not senile yet or anything.




I'll just say I HOPE this day can't get any worse.









When did I even imply we could do this together?






...Yeah, but she won't listen, because she's not a total bitch.

I hope.





*dances*




"And those words in the map are the names of all the cities and routes in Kanto! -^^- And the blue bits are the sea!"

...Well, she definitely isn't a bitch, but she's not very bright either. Then again, she's Lelvier's sister. Apparently, I shouldn't get my hopes up about any members of his family.

***

EDIT:

Pikachu: BLARGH this KIPPERS, I'm going to start my career as a rock star.

(~Craig)

[boyue]

Can't wait to see Pikachu's first concert!

[dynamicsonic]

I've always wondered, if Oak had all the info 0n the Pokédex and to activate data, you must have the Pokémon, why on earth doesn't he hack it!?

Anyways, good show FE. Keep it up. I love it.

[Naem]

May 20, 2008 16:34:48 GMT 10 @dynamicsonic said:

I've always wondered, if Oak had all the info 0n the Pokédex and to activate data, you must have the Pokémon, why on earth doesn't he hack it!?

I was actually wondering that myself as I captioned those pictures... And thank you guys for reading this. ^^ Shorter update today... I honestly hope this isn't starting to suck. ^^;;

***

So, let's see... I could do what Oak asked me to, but I won't do it unless there's something in it for me... Hey, I got some money when I beat Lelvier... And he would NEVER give me money.



So, I'm guessing it's something Pokémon trainers are required to do... Hey, if I earn enough money, I could buy a new house just for myself! I'd never have to return to this godforsaken pit again!

That's it! I'm a genius! I'll battle other trainers until I have enough money to get the hell out of this place! What do you think, eh, Pithius?



...Okay, f*ck you. Let's go back to Viridian.




Great. Can you let me through now?




HOLY CRAP, SOMEBODY LISTENED.



Yeah, what does that have to do with anything?




You know, I think I know how to... You were keeping a Rattata in your pocket?! ._O



Uh, aren't you supposed to weaken it first?



-oo!



...Wow, you suck.



...Y'know, since I probably won't get rich with only Pithius by my side.



Hmm, you look interesting...




...It's poisonous? D=

Damn, did I touch it?



...I presume that means I did.



You don't look poisonous. I think I'll keep you around.




Nicknamed Swinape. Because it's clearly a pig.

Aaaand then that Nidoran's brother attacked me.






...ohfeckstopstaringatme ;______;



"...blahblah to protect its territory." Nicknamed Jack. GEDDIT? 8DDDD

And now I'll train these little pests.



Great, now he can paralyze me in my sleep. D=



...Your arms look so effed up from behind.



... ohgodhe'sstillglaringatme



Staring contest!



*shrugs* Eh, I like 10. And now, where do I go... Oh, goddammit.



Actually, I was just wandering around aimlessly. Your sister's map is USELESS.



But I just said I wasn't-




...



Wow, you son of a submariner, YOU'RE COPYING MY TEAM.



Repeat x2 and the bird goes down.



..._{I wanted that Eevee.}




Okay, Jack, now use...



...



...



...Jack?



OH LORD




DDDD=




...There's... There's some blood on your shirt, Lelvier. Right... R-right there, yeah.... Ooh, money. Alright.



"...Geez, Eevee, I'd better take you to that Pokémon Center now, huh?... Eevee? Eevee? Are you with me? ;_;"



I think Pithius likes Jack.

So, this is the Pokémon League...




I'm skilled.



You mean I need proof? Ah, damn. Fine. I'll go get that badge then.

[CoolCorky]

What's the little hexagonal thing in the drawing?

[Naem]

...Winston's facial expression. ._.;

[Sergeant Dull]

A speech bubble with a shock sad terror face?

I understood it, and laughed hard XD