Wow, this kinda... grew overnight. And knowing SV, I was actually worried... Because you know what it usually means when a topic grows overnight.
@dc: I loved your names, but they go over the character limit for the hero and the rival. Sorry. D=
Now, get ready for a crapload of pictures.***
...Yes. WINSTON. I hate my mom.
(Thanks, Craig!)
Yes, now please, don't mention it again.
...Yeah, that guy's a total douche.
What do you mean, what's his name? HE'S YOUR GRANDSON.
Yeah, he has a pretty damn dumb name too.
(Thanks, D00d)
For the love of God, stop saying my name.
...My what?
Wait, what are you... OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME
...Well, I'm glad that's over. I think I'll go out for a walk... It'd probably help me recover from that awful, awful... whatever it was.
What is this doing in my PC anyway?
Oh, hey, my mom's home. Damn it. I'll have to just sneak past... Oh, bugger, she saw me.
...What? What are you trying to imply?
Wait, are you kicking me out of my own home?
Isn't that the guy from that awful trip I had? Oh well, might as well go to his lab...
...Well, this day just can't get any worse, can it?
That's marvellous.
'Kay. See you later, douche. Now I'll go on my goddamn walk. And hopefully I'll find another mother.
...OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
Look, why don't you leave me a--
OH GOD WHAT THE HELL
...No. NO.
Why are you catching it? KILL IT.
Whew indeed.
Yes, that's wonderful, now why don't you just...
...Thank you, but I'm FINE.
...
Professor, please, I don't... Hey, let go of me!
T_______________T
WhywhywhywhywhywhyWHY.
Noooooooooooo. DX
Yes, it's very shiny and round. Can I go now?
Well, if that means I'll get out of here sooner, okay. Besides, I've always kinda wanted a Pokémon...
...
Alright, now I'll just take that Pokéball and... Hey!
YOU SON OF A SUBMARINER.
You little bastard, stealing a Pokémon in front of your own grandfather... He won't let you get away with it!
... .______.
Lelvier's entire family sucks.
Yes, I can see that.
What? NO!
...You want me to have it even knowing it might have rabies or some other horrible disease that wild Pokémon carry sometimes?
... D=
I remember reading that name somewhere...
(Thanks, Wikipedia!)
I think I'll get this... thing examined by a doctor first.
Il'll go wherever the hell I want!... Well, there's only one place where I can go from here, actually.
*GROAN*
Alright, let's see what this rat can do...
So... Thundershock, eh?... Goddammit, I've always wanted an Eevee.
OH ninja NO NO NO LELVIER'S GONNA WIN I CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN NOOOO
...Oooor that's what would have happened if this hadn't:
Bwahahah, Pithius SHUNS your Tail Whip!
There.
Note: Yes, as soon as I saw Pikachu was going to faint, I, uh... loaded a previous save state. But that chain of paralysis, missing attacks and that last critical hit happened all in one single battle. I swear I won't resort to save states during other battles (yeah, you'll see all my humiliating losses), it's just that I can't stand losing to this guy in the first battle.
...Wanna trade, then? Please?
Well, at least that means you'll be gone.
See you,
Lelvier. *snicker*
...Oh, hell no.
Well, I don't really blame him, it must suck to be trapped in a tiny place like that.
...No?
...
...Okay, NOW this day can't get any worse.
...
...
...
... T_T
***
I hope nobody in here is planning to do Crystal or Emerald LPs. I want to do those too. ;_;
