Happy(?) Birthday to John Samer

[Eco]

Lets remember all the hilarity and frustration he caused to all of us.

[CoolCorky]

Ahaha, what a prick.

[I, Farmer]

Who is this man?

[CoolCorky]

Mar 13, 2010 4:00:29 GMT 10 I, Farmer said:

Who is this man?

Long story short, a troll who joined and continued trying to convince us that he was the one who sprited Tails in Sonic Advance.

We called bull, he got pissed, lulz.

[The Pletch]

Let's not forget his board, S Park, which has thousands of members (but we can't EVER see it, because it's private to everyone except his friends. I mean, the business elite. I mean, uh...KIPPERS.)

[Deleted]

He claimed to have worked on the Tails sprite in Sonic 2. His profile said that he was 21 at the time, which would have made him 7 years old when he worked with Sonic Team. A 7 year old American child working at a department of a fairly large corporation located in Japan.

He also made up people and put them in quotes. It was like a secret underground group of critics who were retarded.

[stupid hos is my enemy]

I thought for a long time about how I'd word this, but I can't really think of anything.

In conclusion, God Speed, Successful Troll.

[CoolCorky]

johnsamer98.blogspot.com/

[I, Farmer]

That title banner alone makes me hate him.

EDIT: Reading through some of this.. I'm amused how at the bottom of every post is this identical block:
"Responses: Funny(0), Interesting(0), Cool(0)"

[The Pletch]

I note how he at no point mentions being successful or rich, and at several times even says "Man, I need a job," albeit not exactly in those words.
Also:

World: Pink - This is a porn version. I wasn't going to do it but when I realized just how many sex scenes have been written out of World over the years, how much perverted fan-fiction there was and how many things Mon has made that she's willing to incorporate into it, I felt I had to do it nay would seriously benefit from it.

This seems like the type of man who would be behind many a successful business venture.

[Matt_TY]

As I recall, wasn't he planning some big new major social-networking site that was going to be the next big thing and we were all going to be very sorry when we were instantly banned from it?

...Whatever became of this?

EDIT: Also, I want everyone who bitched about my overuse of blur on the SV design to look at this header and shut the hell up right now.

EDIT2: Oh, I see. Further down the blog. "World". I'm shaking in my little space-boots already.

[I, Farmer]

Why do I get the feeling that this guy's blog hasn't had a single intentional reader since CC put it up here? Extra hilarity if his next post goes "OMG, TRAFFIC SPIKE, I AM POPLARZ".

[Naem]

That blog is so depressing. It's like he thinks people actually read it and care.

[CoolCorky]

I actually found the blog because I found him on Facebook. I would have posted the link to that, but I'm not THAT perverted.


although i found the only comment on the blog (from the very first post):

Hi Jay! Sorry but I can't follow you as you said in your description that you are going to put adult stuff on your site. As you can imagine I don't want to see porn either. :s This will probebly be the first and last post reply on your blog. This site is perfect for me so I probebly wont go on anything else. I will be abandoning Twitter for at least a while, especially since I shall soon be distracted from stuff I need to be very up to date with coz of going back to school. Sorry and bye! :3

Not only did this commenter hit the nail right on the head, he must also be 11 years old.

[Eco]

Mar 14, 2010 2:42:53 GMT 10 CoolCorky said:

I actually found the blog because I found him on Facebook.

Link.