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Post by Sergeant Dull on Dec 23, 2009 8:12:36 GMT 10
Come on, we need one right? And yes this should be in gen.disc.
A Russian, a Frenchman, and a Canadian walk into a bar. The Russian asks the bartender for vodka, so he gives him an entire bottle. The Russian pours out a shot, drinks it, and throws the rest of the bottle into the air and shoots it. The bartender asks, "What did you do that for?" and the Russian replies, "In my country, we have too much vodka."
The bartender shakes his head and turns to the Frenchman, who orders wine. The Frenchman pours a glass, drinks it, then throws the rest of the bottle in the air and shoots it to smithereens. "In my country," he says, "we have too much wine."
The bartender shakes his head again, and turns hesitantly to the Canadian to ask him what he would like.
The Canadian orders a beer, drinks the whole bottle in one go, then pulls out his gun and shoots the Frenchman. "In my country," he says, "we have too many Frenchmen."
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Post by The Pletch on Dec 23, 2009 9:13:17 GMT 10
THIS POST IS DIRECTED AT DA'S POST, WHICH HE DELETED OUT OF COWARDICE
That is both not at all funny and horrifically disgusting.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2009 9:17:02 GMT 10
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Post by Adramelech on Dec 23, 2009 10:22:12 GMT 10
"What do you call a russian with three testicles?... Whodya Nickabollockoff"
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Post by iBishyT on Dec 23, 2009 10:35:55 GMT 10
That is both not at all funny and horrifically disgusting. This...seriously, why the f*ck did I read that? |
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Dec 23, 2009 10:46:33 GMT 10
I'm afraid the only really great jokes I know are incredibly offensive or have to do with Nazis.
Or both.
unless anyone wants dead baby jokes?
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Post by Matt_TY on Dec 23, 2009 12:41:04 GMT 10
So an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar, and the bartender takes one look at them and says "Is this some kind of joke?".
Also DA: ....Urgh. Seriously.
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Post by The Pletch on Dec 23, 2009 13:25:16 GMT 10
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon more and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon hovering thirty feet above this field."
"You must work in information technology," says the balloonist.
"I do," says the man, "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of no practical use to anyone."
The man below says "You must be a corporate manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You have the same problem you had before we met, but now it's my fault."
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Dec 23, 2009 14:56:17 GMT 10
Was I the only one who didn't cringe at DA's joke? Maybe it's /b/ desensitising me.
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Post by Eco on Dec 23, 2009 14:57:06 GMT 10
I missed it, what was it?
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Dec 23, 2009 15:05:40 GMT 10
It involved graphic descriptions of various STDs, maggots coming out of various bodily orifices and a punchline about fishing.
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Post by Stuart on Dec 23, 2009 16:28:26 GMT 10
I didn't cringe, I just thought it was in rather poor taste.
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Post by Breaker on Dec 23, 2009 18:02:36 GMT 10
I didn't cringe, it just sucked.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2009 20:17:30 GMT 10
^This.
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Post by Admiral Mundane on Dec 23, 2009 21:48:11 GMT 10
So two guys walk into a bar...you'd think the second guy would have seen it coming.
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