Post by Naem on Jun 9, 2009 6:49:33 GMT 10
d. Goddamn character limit.
Arhem. You oldbies may remember a time when I was younger and more naive than now. In those days, I created a thread where you could ask my characters any question. Now that they are actually interesting and decently built, I decided to revive the thread. Oh, and this has a purpose. Think of it as an... introduction. I have things in mind, you see. I shall reveal nothing. Anyway, here are the people you may question...
FourEyes: You know her. Whatever you ask, you may either get a childish, poorly thought-out answer or a... slightly disturbing, reckless, poorly thought-out answer. DEPTH
Clover: I could say many things, but just to simplify everything... Winston is sort of a more bi-dimensional version of Clover. What I mean is that she is a very angry person.
Darkside: You... also know her. She has sex with men and kills them slowly and painfully. She does this for FUN. Go on, ask her things, don't be shy.
Kaphlar: You know that douchebag next door who has cars, money, throws parties every night with beers and women and never SMASHINGLY shuts up about it? Kaphlar is even worse. He also has... issues. Let's not delve into serious plot stuff here, mmkay?
Selena: Kaphlar's sister. Think of her as the unholy union of Larxene and Tira. Yes, she has issues too. It might be in the blood. She tends to solve problems in an... unique manner.
Voltaire: Right now you may be thinking "Wait, what the hell, I remember that name from somewhere". Don't think about it. Don't expect straight answers from him. Also, he's French. You Americans think French people are funny, right?
Nortane: Well, he's a bad guy. A serious bad guy, supposedly. However, his incarnation in Soul Calibur 4 taunts his opponents by gleefully skipping and his Sim-self... Well, remember that guy who kept stealing our lawn gnome? That's him. He's a bit irritable.
Marco: He's the anti-Kaphlar, basically. He owns a software company, a casino AND he happens to be stupidly nice to everyone. Hell, he wants to exterminate all demons and he's nice to them. Was Hitler ever nice to the Jews? Yep, you see what I mean... Oh, and he also has issues. In fact, he's pretty BLARGHed up. If his answers start to sound... Oh, I don't know, driven by madness, tread carefully.
Well, go ahead now. And, uh, even though they aren't really MY characters, if you have any questions for Winston or Jay, go ahead. This is mostly for creative writing purposes and... that other thing I said before.
Arhem. You oldbies may remember a time when I was younger and more naive than now. In those days, I created a thread where you could ask my characters any question. Now that they are actually interesting and decently built, I decided to revive the thread. Oh, and this has a purpose. Think of it as an... introduction. I have things in mind, you see. I shall reveal nothing. Anyway, here are the people you may question...
FourEyes: You know her. Whatever you ask, you may either get a childish, poorly thought-out answer or a... slightly disturbing, reckless, poorly thought-out answer. DEPTH
Clover: I could say many things, but just to simplify everything... Winston is sort of a more bi-dimensional version of Clover. What I mean is that she is a very angry person.
Darkside: You... also know her. She has sex with men and kills them slowly and painfully. She does this for FUN. Go on, ask her things, don't be shy.
Kaphlar: You know that douchebag next door who has cars, money, throws parties every night with beers and women and never SMASHINGLY shuts up about it? Kaphlar is even worse. He also has... issues. Let's not delve into serious plot stuff here, mmkay?
Selena: Kaphlar's sister. Think of her as the unholy union of Larxene and Tira. Yes, she has issues too. It might be in the blood. She tends to solve problems in an... unique manner.
Voltaire: Right now you may be thinking "Wait, what the hell, I remember that name from somewhere". Don't think about it. Don't expect straight answers from him. Also, he's French. You Americans think French people are funny, right?
Nortane: Well, he's a bad guy. A serious bad guy, supposedly. However, his incarnation in Soul Calibur 4 taunts his opponents by gleefully skipping and his Sim-self... Well, remember that guy who kept stealing our lawn gnome? That's him. He's a bit irritable.
Marco: He's the anti-Kaphlar, basically. He owns a software company, a casino AND he happens to be stupidly nice to everyone. Hell, he wants to exterminate all demons and he's nice to them. Was Hitler ever nice to the Jews? Yep, you see what I mean... Oh, and he also has issues. In fact, he's pretty BLARGHed up. If his answers start to sound... Oh, I don't know, driven by madness, tread carefully.
Well, go ahead now. And, uh, even though they aren't really MY characters, if you have any questions for Winston or Jay, go ahead. This is mostly for creative writing purposes and... that other thing I said before.
