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Post by dynamicsonic on Apr 4, 2009 15:59:43 GMT 10
Oh god. SSDJS.
For those who don't know, check the YTMND thread and then track his/her older posts.
What about Mr. Popo?
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Apr 4, 2009 19:04:37 GMT 10
who?
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Apr 4, 2009 20:31:50 GMT 10
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Post by soniclover on Apr 4, 2009 20:36:56 GMT 10
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Hi, Jack!
For taking a thread completely off-topic.
You have earned 250 points.
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Post by Naem on Apr 4, 2009 21:06:54 GMT 10
Christ, I almost feel sorry for poor... uh... Adramemusan guy dude.
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Post by D00D64: AM I GONE OR WHAT on Apr 4, 2009 21:09:07 GMT 10
DAMNIT HOW DID I MISS THAT ARGH |
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Apr 4, 2009 22:36:11 GMT 10
I know who he was, I was asking about Mr Popo |
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Apr 5, 2009 1:49:14 GMT 10
Christ, I almost feel sorry for poor... uh... Adramemusan guy dude. I would. But he wasn't that bothered and joined in anyway XD |
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Post by somebody probably on Apr 5, 2009 2:40:41 GMT 10
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Post by dynamicsonic on Apr 5, 2009 5:12:17 GMT 10
I know who he was, I was asking about Mr Popo Pecking order! It's you, then the dirt, then the worms inside the dirt, Popo's tool, Commie... then Popo |
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Apr 5, 2009 10:21:10 GMT 10
I do recall seeing someone with a Popo avatar, I just don't remember who it was.
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Apr 5, 2009 19:01:04 GMT 10
IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THE PERSON IN CHARGE, AND Matt WAS THE PERSON IN CHARGE, AND THE PERSON IN CHARGE WAS Matt
Matt WAS NOT A GOD
BUT A MAN
IN MELBOURNE
WHO SAW MOOGLE CAVERN AND SAID "I CAN DO THAT"
AND HE DID
ON THE FIRST DAY Matt CREATED SONIC VEGEMITE
SO THAT SONIC FANS MIGHT HAVE A PLACE TO 'HOAX' AND REVIEW THE VIDYA
Matt SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
AND DAY TURNED TO NIGHT, AND THUS ENDED THE FIRST DAY
ON THE SECOND DAY Matt CREATED WHAT CHEESES ME OFF
SO THAT HIS PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE A SAY IN AFFAIRS THAT CHEESE THEM OFF
THE PEOPLE DERIVED MUCH JOY FROM THIS
Matt SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
AND DAY TURNED TO NIGHT, AND THUS ENDED THE SECOND DAY
ON THE THIRD DAY Matt SAW WHAT THE PEOPLE HAD DONE, AND CREATED GOOGLER'S CORNER
SO THAT OTHERS MIGHT DERIVE HUMOUR FROM THE RIDICULOUS SEARCH PATTERNS OF FOOLS
Matt SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
AND DAY TURNED TO NIGHT, AND THUS ENDED THE THIRD DAY
ON THE FOURTH DAY Matt SAW THAT HIS PEOPLE NEEDED A BETTER OUTLET TO VOICE THEIR OPINIONS ON THE VIDYA AND THINGS UNRELATED TO SONIC
HE CREATED THE SONIC VEGEMITE MESSAGE BOARD
SO THAT HIS PEOPLE MIGHT POST ON RANDOM BLAB AND FLAME NOOBS
Matt SAW THAT IT WAS SORT OF GOOD
AND DAY TURNED TO NIGHT, AND THUS ENDED THE FOURTH DAY
ON THE FIFTH DAY Matt SAW THAT HIS PEOPLE WERE UNRULY
MANY NEWBIES HAD BEEN SLAIN IN THE FLAME WARS
Matt WAS ENRAGED AND SENT FORTH THE ALMIGHTY BANHAMMER
AFTER THIS HE APPOINTED FOUR PEACEKEEPERS
THEY WERE NAMED D AND WDOT AND MYSTERIOUSBOB AND TENEBRAIS
Matt SAID UNTO THE PEACEKEEPERS:
"GO FORTH AND BRING PEACE AND ORDER TO SONIC VEGEMITE, SO THAT THE WORLD DOES NOT FALL ASUNDER WHILST I AM AWAY"
AND THE PEACEKEEPERS WENT, AND BROUGHT PEACE AND ORDER, AND THEY WERE CALLED MODERATORS, OR PEOPLE IN CHARGE, KINDA
AND Matt SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
AND DAY TURNED TO NIGHT, AND THUS ENDED THE FIFTH DAY
ON THE SIXTH DAY Matt CREATED WHEN TAILS GETS BORED
SO THAT THE PEOPLE MAY GUSH OVER A GAME THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY ALL THAT GOOD BUT CONTAINS STRANGE HUMOUROUS QUIRKS
AND IT BROUGHT PEOPLE TO THE FORUM THE LIKES OF WHICH WERE NOT SEEN SINCE THE DAYS OF MOOGLE CAVERN
AND Matt SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
AND DAY TURNED TO NIGHT, AND THUS ENDED THE SIXTH DAY
ON THE SEVENTH DAY MATT LOOKED AT HIS CREATIONS AND SAW THAT THEY WERE INDEED GOOD
Matt RESTED AND WAS ABSENT FROM POSTING FOR SOME TIME, ALTHOUGH HE STILL WATCHED OVER HIS PEOPLE
THUS WAS THE CREATION OF SONIC VEGEMITE, AS IT IS WRITTEN, BY THE GLORY OF MATT
THUS ENDED THE FIRST AGE OF SONIC VEGEMITE
UPON THE ENDING OF THE FIRST AGE, Matt SAW THAT MYSTERIOUSBOB HAD DISAPPEARED
WDOT WAS AWOL
D POPPED UP OCCASIONALLY
AND TENEBRAIS HAD HIS OWN FORUM
Matt SAW THAT THE PEOPLE WERE GROWING UNRULY ONCE MORE
THEY WERE BESIEGED BY SUCH MONSTERS AS WERE NAMED DEATHCLAW AND TIMBERWOLF
THE PEACEKEEPERS ARRIVED TO SMITE THE MONSTERS BUT DISAPPEARED AGAIN
Matt SAW THAT THE PEACEKEEPERS HAD GROWN LAZY ON THE FAT OF THE LAND
HE COMMISSIONED TWO NEW PEACEKEEPERS, OR MODERATORS, OR PEOPLE IN CHARGE, KINDA
THEY WERE NAMED FIERY PYRUS AND MAX FÜCHS
Matt SAID UNTO THE NEW PEACEKEEPERS:
"GO FORTH AND BRING PEACE AND ORDER TO SONIC VEGEMITE, SO THAT THE WORLD DOES NOT FALL ASUNDER WHILST I AM AWAY"
AND THE NEW PEOPLE IN CHARGE, KINDA, PROCEEDED TO BRING OCCASIONAL PEACE AND ORDER
AND Matt SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
THUS BEGINNT THE SECOND AGE OF SONIC VEGEMITE
DURING THE SECOND AGE THE FORUM ENJOYED MUCH PROSPERITY
HOWEVER THE MOOGLE CAVERN HAD SHUT DOWN AND SURVIVORS HAD PACKED THEIR BAGS AND LEFT FOR THE PROMISED LAND, WHICH WAS KNOWN AS SONICEATSRINGS
THE PEOPLE MOURNED ITS PASSING FOR MANY DAYS AND NIGHTS
FOLLOWING WHICH THE SECOND AGE ENJOYED MUCH PROSPERITY
BUT Matt SAW THAT WHILE THE PEOPLE WERE HAPPY IN THEIR MESSAGE BOARD, SONIC VEGEMITE ITSELF HAD GROWN UNKEMPT AND PLAIN
HE FEARED THAT IT MIGHT SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THE MOOGLE CAVERN
HE SAID UNTO THE PEOPLE: "YOU HAVE 7 DAYS. ON SEPTEMBER 10, ALL SV SUBMISSIONS WILL CLOSE UNTIL I HAVE UPDATED ONCE MORE."
AND THE PEOPLE WERE DISMAYED AND SHOCKED BUT THEY KNEW THAT IT WAS FOR THE BEST, FOR Matt WAS THE PERSON IN CHARGE, AND THE PERSON IN CHARGE WAS Matt
AND SO ON SEPTEMBER 11 SONIC VEGEMITE CLOSED ITS DOORS AND THE FORUM BECAUSE INACCESSIBLE TO ALL BUT THE MOST ELITE AND INTELLIGENT MINDS WHO KNEW THE URL AND SOME NOOBS AS WELL FOR SOME REASON
IT WAS LOCKED UP AND GUARDED WITH A FLAMING WALL
THE DAY BECAME A MOMENTOUS OCCASION KNOWN HENCEFORTH AS 11/9 (NEVAR FORGET)
HOWEVER TO KEEP THE PEOPLE HAPPY, Matt CREATED THE NON-SUBMISSION HOAXER'S FORUM
SO THAT THE PEOPLE COULD STILL HOAX FOR INDIVIDUAL ENJOYMENT AND SCATHINGLY CRITIQUE NEWBIES
AND Matt SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
THUS ENDED THE SECOND AGE OF SONIC VEGEMITE
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Apr 5, 2009 19:34:19 GMT 10
THE SCRIPTURE OF THE THIRD AGE IS YET TO BE WRITTEN
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Post by Max Firestorm on Apr 5, 2009 21:13:47 GMT 10
And this is why Dooms is just SMASHINGLY awesome.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Apr 5, 2009 22:02:23 GMT 10
I feel happy. I have tears in my eyes.
Dooms you're awesome. ;u;
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