DOUBLE POST***
No... NO WAY. It took me about an hour to cross that goddamn forest, so Lelvier must have literally run across it to get here before me AND beat Brock. He probably spent some time in the Pokémon Center treating his Eevee too.
So, these were the only Pokémon he had when he got here.
Holy crap, that Spearow is way out of proportion.
SO HOW THE F*CK DID HE MANAGE TO BEAT BROCK?! It's simply f*cking impossible!
*groans* Training time.
...God, these things are annoying.
'K, I'm sick of training. Time to try and catch up with that douche.
...But he's right there in front of me.
Pithius landed two critical Quick Attacks in a row. If this doesn't convince you that he's dangerous, I don't know what to tell you.
... *facepalm*
Are you coming on to me? D=
...You know, honestly, I just want your money.
Winston vs. Brock
Wait, what happened to your eyes?
Round One: Noodlearms vs. Rocky Testicle
...Oh, God, that thing is alive.
Best Geodude sprite ever.
Well, not for long.
Round Two: Noodlearms vs. A FREAKING GIANT SNAKE
You know, I'm not sure if that's a good idea, that thing is pretty big--
...Hell yeah.
HELLYEAH.
And this was the last thing that Onix saw before fainting and nearly crushing Brock's gay lover.
...I think I like this little guy.
...Perrrrrrfect.
Hmm? Oh, that move your Onix tried to use right before Swinape kicked its eyeballs off their sockets.
...Oh, God, he's a furry too. DDD=
...I think I'm actually enjoying this.
Hmm, so this is what an attention whore looks like.
You're the one who decided to randomly tell your two Pidgeys to attack Pithius.
Eh?
Oh, right, you were that kid who only used bug Pokémon.
WOW, YOU FIGURED IT OUT.
...
...Do you tell this to every random stranger who comes across you? ._O
Oh, hey, it's Metapod's badass half-cousin.
You have some Rattata poop on your shoes.
. . .
I don't blame him. That glare is almost as menacing as Jack's.
However, Jack's eyes could kill a rabid Taurus from 10 miles away.
I sincerely hope you are erased from the gene pool as swiftly as possible.
...Erm, no.
...
THOSE EYES. LOOK AT THAT PINK THING'S EYES.
...God. ;_;
T_T
Magikarp?
...Eh...
I'll get back to you as soon as I find out what a Magikarp is.
THOSE EYES. LOOK AT THAT PINK THING'S EYES.
