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Post by D00D64: AM I GONE OR WHAT on Dec 10, 2007 23:21:21 GMT 10
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Post by CoolCorky on Dec 11, 2007 3:41:05 GMT 10
That just... *Falls off chair laughing*
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Post by PK the Hedgehog on Dec 11, 2007 7:13:02 GMT 10
SWEET! *Goes nuts*
*Goes eat nuts (except cashews, ewww)*
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Post by ShardNet on Dec 11, 2007 12:55:58 GMT 10
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Post by Trinity on Dec 11, 2007 22:53:57 GMT 10
*smirk*
I don't think that's--
--never mind.
*giggles at article*
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Post by iBishyT on Dec 12, 2007 10:58:32 GMT 10
But nao thars PORTABLE NUTT!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?
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Post by Admiral Mundane on Dec 12, 2007 14:02:56 GMT 10
Dang racist squirrels teens.
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Post by CoolCorky on Dec 13, 2007 6:21:54 GMT 10
One of the most common n00b removal services we provide is for n00bs in the attic.
During certain times of the year, n00bs will enter homes by chewing their way into your house. Once inside, n00bs can cause significant damage to your home. Some of the most common forms of damage associated with n00b infestation include shredded and damaged insulation, stains from urine and other waste matter, and a pungent odor throughout the home.Of course, the most serious danger of having n00bs in your home is a fire hazard. n00bs are destructive by nature, and like all rodents they chew on wires. This can be avoided by having the n00bs removed from your home and then n00b-proofing your house to make sure they don't return.
N00bs across the area are constantly getting themselves into trouble. They are mischievous by nature, and fall down chimneys, get stuck in woodstoves and squeeze their way into places they shouldn't be. We have removed n00bs from just about every part of the house at one point in time.
"It sounded like a party in my attic!"
"We were unknowingly running a bed and breakfast for n00bs!"
If you've made comments like these, you're not alone. These are actual testimonials from people who've had their sanity restored after using our n00b removal service.
While many people think n00bs are adorable, clever little creatures, homeowners know them to be destructive, dangerous, loud and annoyingly persistent pests. n00bs can cause significant damage now and leave your home vulnerable to hazards later on.
Then there is that constant, nightly racket you have to endure. Once you discover you have a n00b infestation, call us immediately to discuss ways to get rid of them.
We will emphasize the importance of n00b-proofing your home. Believe us when we tell you that if you don't seal up the access points the teens used to get into your house, you will have more n00bs return to your home!
In some cases, n00bs are using four or five holes in your roof to get inside. All of these must be properly sealed to prevent their return, but ONLY after we're 100 percent sure there are no n00bs inside before we seal it. The last thing we want to do is trap a n00b in the attic. We've heard cases where the n00b will eat their way right into the living room in an effort to get out!
One question we often get is, "What do you do with the n00bs after you remove them?"
Actually, the n00bs aren't removed; we just seal your house while they are away so that they cannot return. Once the n00bs realize they can't get back in, they will go look for a new dwelling. They are quite the resourceful little creatures.
Our customer Jim R. put it best when he said, "The n00bs are gone, and so are the smells! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
We thank you, Jim R., for your business. We wish all of our customers a happy, n00b-free winter!
It had to be done.
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Post by iBishyT on Dec 13, 2007 8:35:20 GMT 10
You missed one 'teens'.
And that sucked.
Unoriginal.
It did NOT have to be done.
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Post by CoolCorky on Dec 13, 2007 8:54:39 GMT 10
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Dec 13, 2007 9:30:30 GMT 10
Ctrl + F is your friend.
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Post by iBishyT on Dec 13, 2007 22:23:55 GMT 10
Believe us when we tell you that if you don't seal up the access points the teens used to get into your house, you will have more n00bs return to your home! Right there... Not that it matters, because you should never have done that in the first place anyway. Way to ruin a perfectly good article. |
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