Randomness on IRC

[Eco]

IRC is back with the same silence, but with the normal people back. >>

[Eco]

[19:17:02] <Eco> Guys, my German class in school is full of White Redneck Nationalists
[19:17:21] <Eco> All they ever do there is compare the German everythings and say "everything is better in America"
[19:17:22] <Xad> That's what you get for living in Georgia
[19:18:07] <Lightnix> Clearly you should retort with, 'actually, I hear they don't get rednecks in Germany, sounds like a nice place'
[19:18:27] <Eco> If I say anything besides "I agree", I always get called a commie
[19:18:27] <Eco> >>
[19:18:28] <Farmer> I've been to Germany a few times
[19:18:44] <Lightnix> then tell them how you admire how well China has come along.
[19:18:45] <Farmer> Hardly redneck-y at all.
[19:19:14] <Lightnix> And how you're glad that stupid monkey Bush is out of the whitehouse.
[19:19:18] <Lightnix> You'll make lots of friends.
[19:19:25] <Zae> I came

[Sergeant Dull]

[00:19] <Zae> I came
[00:19] <Farmer> I saw
[00:19] <Lightnix> It was gross.

[CoolCorky]

<Eco> Also, in school, they started serving President Cookies
<Eco> And they made the Obama Cookies Chocolate
<Eco> ._.
<Zae> huh
<Farmer> ...
<Zae> Well
<Zae> Whynot
<Zae> He's a chocoalte man after all
<Lightnix> That makes perfect sense.
<CC> I remeber seeing chocolate lollies of party leaders once
<Eco> [19:31:47] <CC> I remeber seeing chocolate lolis of party leaders once
<Zae> >>

That was some time ago and we're still talking about lolis >>



EDIT:

-->| GiveMeOp (pepperoni@74.115.1.10) has joined #sonicvegemite
<Xad> Also last year in AP Bio when we were getting talked at about retro viruses, me and the guy sitting next to me drew viruses with sunglasses
<GiveMeOp> haha, i bet ull never guess who this is
<Xad> And chest hair and giant afros
<Lightnix> \mode #sonicvegemite +o givemeop
<Lightnix> hm
<Lightnix> nothin
<Lightnix>
<GiveMeOp> MR FIERY PYRUS
<GiveMeOp> I COMMAND YOU TO GIVE ME OP
<CC> He's idle
<Lightnix> I think
<GiveMeOp> OR ILL REPORT SONICVEGEMITE TO THE FBI FOR TALKING ABOUT LOLICON
<Lightnix> I'm getting images of a 12 year old
<Xad> *sigh*
<Lightnix> hm...
<Xad> Good thing nothing's changed with you.
<Eco> ...
<Lightnix> Who could it be?
<Eco> Boyue?
<GiveMeOp> ...
<Anyaa> that was appropriate timing light.
<GiveMeOp> STUF
<GiveMeOp> STFU
<GiveMeOp> YOU LL ninjaING SUCK
<Lightnix> XDDDDD
<CC> STUF YOU
<Lightnix> oh god
|<-- GiveMeOp has left irc.esper.net (Quit: Client Exited)

it wasn't boyue though aparrently



EDIT 2:

<GiveMeOp> i dont wear underwear
<GiveMeOp> underwear is for nerds
<GiveMeOp> i wear boxers
<GiveMeOp> HAHAHAHA
<Lightnix> Yeah, he desires to be a woman. I make him feel as close to a woman as he can afford.
<CC> Boxers are underwear.
<Xad> Boxers are a type of underwear
<Zae> Boxers are udnerwear
<Xad> XD
<Zae> CC said it better
<Xad> ZAE
<CC> Ninja.

[CoolCorky]

NEW POST LOL:

[22:27] <CC_History> Well fook dat sheet I'm doing my chemistry homework instead
[22:28] <Zae> I hope I dont have to restart a new story just for this
[22:28] <Xad> Oh yeah in Prototype I got HAMMERFIST
[22:28] =-= YOU are now known as CC_Chemistry
[22:28] <Zae> HAMMER-UH FIST-O
[22:28] <Zae> CC
[22:28] <Xad> So now I can punch tanks
[22:28] <Zae> I love chemistry
[22:28] <Zae> ask me KIPPERS
[22:28] <Xad> And make the explode
[22:28] <Xad> them*
[22:28] <Zae> yay
[22:28] <CC_Chemistry> It's a SMASHING homework
[22:28] <Zae> I DONT CARE
[22:28] <Zae> I
[22:28] <Zae> LIKE
[22:28] <Zae> CHEMISTRY
[22:28] <Anya> I should do physics homework ...
[22:28] <Xad> Also I've noticed people keep telling me I look like Hugh Jackman. It's weird.
[22:29] <CC_Chemistry> We gotta read a sheet on something COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO WHAT WE'RE STUDYING and then write a newspaper article about it T_T
[22:29] <Zae> YAY
[22:29] <Zae> Lets do it together
[22:29] <Xad> thatswhatshesaid
[22:29] <Lightnix> Screw you guys and your educational establishments' ability to provide serious subjects.
[22:29] <Zae> XD
[22:29] <CC_Chemistry> What the BLARGH
[22:29] <Zae> You can do AIDs
[22:29] <CC_Chemistry> It's about farming and soil pH
[22:30] <CC_Chemistry> FFFFFFFFFFF
[22:30] <Zae> Sure that aint Bio
[22:30] <Zae> ?
[22:30] <CC_Chemistry> Nope
[22:30] <Lightnix> Sounds like bio.
[22:30] <Zae> Okay.
[22:30] <Zae> Well
[22:30] <CC_Chemistry> Soil pH mainly
[22:30] <Zae> Remember
[22:30] <Zae> Enzymes
[22:30] <Zae> hydrogen bonding
[22:30] <Zae> pH
[22:30] <Zae> is like
[22:30] <Lightnix> Shape and fit
[22:30] <Lightnix> (y)
[22:30] <Zae> the power of Hydrogen ion dissociation
[22:30] <Farmer> Van der Wall's forces.
[22:30] <Zae> no
[22:30] <CC_Chemistry> It's GCSE, Zae. Calm down.
[22:30] <Zae> Dont talk about van der waal's forces
[22:30] <Zae> thats got nothing to dow ith this
[22:31] <Zae> It's all about the hydrogen bonds man
[22:31] <Zae> (Y)
[22:31] <Lightnix> It is, they get broken
[22:31] <Xad> Yes, Zae, tell him all about what he needs to not talk about <<
[22:31] <Farmer> GCSE Chemistry, huh? Which year?
[22:31] <Zae> Them strucutres be BLARGHed
[22:31] <Lightnix> and the structure of the protein is broken man
[22:31] <CC_Chemistry> Farmer: 11
[22:31] <Lightnix> so the active site is useless
[22:31] <Lightnix> USELESS
[22:31] <Lightnix>
[22:31] <Zae> XD
[22:31] <Farmer> Meh. Wait until A-level.
[22:31] <CC_Chemistry> Aw KIPPERS guys you're confusing things
[22:31] <Farmer> What do you need to know again?
[22:31] <CC_Chemistry> And no wy am I doing a-level chemistry
[22:31] <Zae> Don't listen to Farmer, A level chemistry is the most amazing thing ever
[22:31] <Zae> Seriously
[22:32] <Zae> I BLARGHnig love the KIPPERS
[22:32] <Zae> Do it nigger
[22:32] <Zae> DO IT
[22:32] <Farmer> ..I love A-level chemisty
[22:32] <Farmer> Biology wins more
[22:32] <CC_Chemistry> Maths, Further Maths, Physics, ICT, English Language
[22:32] <Zae> DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE IT?
[22:32] <Zae> I'M TWO CHAPTERS AHEAD OF THE REST OF MY CLASS
[22:32] <CC_Chemistry>
[22:32] <Zae> THEY HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET
[22:32] <Anya> chem is the worst thing
[22:32] <Zae> SHUT UP BITCH
[22:32] <Farmer> I read that as Fuerher maths.
[22:32] <Zae> YOU
[22:32] <Zae> ARE
[22:32] <Zae> A
[22:32] <Anya> science in general is terrible
[22:32] <Zae> WHORE
[22:32] <CC_Chemistry> lol
[22:32] <Zae> DO NOT DIS MY CHEMISTRY
[22:32] =-= Zae was booted from #sonicvegemite by Anya (A powerful whore :})
[22:32] -->| Zae ([e-mail]) has joined #sonicvegemite

Do NOT f*ck with Zae about chemistry

[Sergeant Dull]

DON'T MESS


*eye twitch*

[The Pletch]

[CheesyBellend] A whale's bellend is probably about the size of a human being, honestly.
[CheesyBellend] I don't know for sure. Farmer, you've got experience in this area. Mind confirming for me?
<Farmer> Yeah, I use one as a blanket

<Farmer> Yes, I clearly lunge towards people's genitals whilst hissing "MY PRECIOUS"...
<Farmer> Everything except crabs. I wouldn't hump a crab. SMASHINGLY hate crabs. and lobsters.

<Farmer> I lunge for people's genitals, remember. Does that sound like an innocent man to you?

If you want more of these, go bother Xad for the complete convo.

[somebody probably]

All I remember is you telling us about how you sometimes offer people a cheesy bellend often with extra cheese, but no with pepperoni because you had to draw the line somewhere.

[Admiral Mundane]

Feb 14, 2010 4:00:11 GMT 10 somebody probably said:

All I remember is you telling us about how you sometimes offer people a cheesy bellend often with extra cheese, but no with pepperoni because you had to draw the line somewhere.

And that's all you need to know.

[Sergeant Dull]

*pukes copiously*

[Admiral Mundane]

[19:04:23] <Madrick> Whatever. HFIL is a snoozefest anyway, I'm going home.
[19:04:46] <Fiery_Pyrus> but it is your home
[19:05:44] <Madrick> My home is a tiny planet with a single car.
[19:05:51] <Madrick> And one road.
[19:06:07] <Fiery_Pyrus> oh, okay kaiou-sama
[19:06:11] <Lightnix> Where does the road go?
[19:06:25] <Madrick> ninjaING NOWHERE
[19:06:32] <Madrick> DOES IT NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE
[19:06:35] <Lightnix> That's a ninjaing stupid road.
[19:06:54] <Madrick> you're a stupid road
[19:07:00] <Lightnix> Your face is a stupid road
[19:07:04] <Madrick> D:
[19:07:10] <Xad> ZING
[19:07:16] <Madrick> fiery halp
[19:07:25] <Madrick> i can't handle this guy alone
[19:07:33] <Xad> Fusion?
[19:07:49] <Madrick> i brought the earrings
[19:08:00] <Lightnix> But then you can't unfuse! Ever! D:
[19:08:08] <Xad> Unless Buu eats you
[19:08:30] <Xad> You should probably do the dance. That one wears off, and you get a nifty vest.
[19:08:47] <Madrick> Well, you see, firy and I were actually one person.
[19:08:55] <Madrick> The stupid half was me.
[19:09:16] <Fiery_Pyrus> Yes
[19:09:40] <Madrick> But as time went on, we became our own individuals.
[19:09:57] <Madrick> BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO RE...FUSE.
[19:10:55] <Fiery_Pyrus> naw
[19:11:07] <Madrick> Yeah, that's a stupid idea.
[19:11:12] <Madrick> I could just do this.
[19:11:22] * Madrick throws a pokeball at Lightnix
[19:11:27] <Lightnix> Ow! Hey!
[19:11:29] <Lightnix> Muuuuuuuum D:
[19:11:51] <Madrick> Huh, not very effective.
[19:11:59] * Madrick throws a rock at Lightnix.
[19:12:11] <Lightnix> ow god what
[19:12:13] <Lightnix> it's bleeding
[19:12:15] <Lightnix> make it stop
[19:12:24] <Madrick> It's super effective!
[19:12:32] <Xad> Well, I'm going to go eat Japanese food. Lightnix you might want to use a potion or something
[19:12:42] <Lightnix> potion what i dont even
[19:12:43] <Lightnix>
[19:12:50] * Madrick throws a bottle of pills at Lightnix.
[19:13:11] <Lightnix> these are unlabelled
[19:13:19] <Madrick> Use heal!
[19:13:38] <Lightnix> crap I was always bad at this. uh. go squirtle
[19:13:50] <Madrick> Your PC box is full!
[19:14:03] <Lightnix> D:
[19:14:11] <Lightnix> that doesn't even make any sense!
[19:14:13] <Madrick> Madrick gets $250 for winning!
[19:14:19] <Madrick> hand it over
[19:14:28] <Lightnix> ... but I don't have $250.
[19:15:21] <Lightnix> ... Lightnix fled from the battle
[19:15:29] <Madrick> son of a

[dynamicsonic]

Aww, I'm missing all the fun. Esper doesn't like me.

[Oberstleutnant Insipid]

What is a bellend anyway?

[The Pletch]

If I may.
The bellend is the the tip of the male genitalia, so named because it resembles a bell.

THE MORE YOU KNOW
-----------=======☼

[Sergeant Dull]

[23:44] * ShardNet gets a boner.
[23:44] * Zae sits on it.
[23:44] <Lightnix> I was there first.
[23:44] <ShardNet> ...O___o
[23:45] <Lightnix> ...
[23:45] <Lightnix> poor timing by myself.
[23:45] <Zae> True, Lightnix is 100% hard
[23:45] <ShardNet> XD

[23:49] <Lightnix> Yeah, all I can play of that game is 'end' now.
[23:49] <ShardNet> The bellend?
[23:49] <Lightnix> Not Cheesy's.
[23:49] <Zae> The HARDend