Some highlights from the OOC channel for our Dark Heresy game:
[nb. hugbox 5000 and dicemaid are bots]
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[17:49] =-= Topic for #heresysurvival is “GAME IN 100 MINUTES FROM WHEN THIS WAS SET”
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[18:01] <Fedora>
[18:09] <Kartoffelkopf> :/
[18:09] <Blast> hay
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[18:10] <Blast> Ettin is coming
[18:10] <Blast> ohay
[18:10] <Kartoffelkopf> heh
[18:10] <Ettin> no he isn't
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[18:10] <Blast> Fluffums said he'd be here in a few minutes
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[18:11] <Blast>
don't do that
[18:11] <Ettin>
[18:12] <Blast> so we can either get ready to start now or we can wait a few moments for fluffy
[18:12] <Blast> whick would you guys prefer
[18:12] <Ettin> idc
[18:12] <Ettin> Well
[18:12] <Blast> 3 is fine to play with
[18:13] <Kartoffelkopf> I am eating
[18:13] <Kartoffelkopf> wait a few min
[18:13] <Blast> lol k
[18:13] <Kartoffelkopf> ninja I just got cheese on my keyboard
[18:13] <Blast> lold
[18:19] <Kartoffelkopf> all right I'm ready
[18:20] <Kartoffelkopf> Do we need dicemaid?
[18:22] <Blast> oh yeah good one
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[18:23] <Blast> castlevania
[18:23] =-= DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont
[18:23] =-= Hugbox-5000 is now known as Dracula
[18:23] <RichterBelmont> Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
[18:23] <Dracula> It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
[18:23] <RichterBelmont> Tribute? You steal mens' souls and make them your slaves!
[18:23] <Dracula> Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...
[18:23] <RichterBelmont> Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
[18:23] <Dracula> What is a man?
[18:23] * Dracula throws his glass
[18:23] <Dracula> A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
[18:23] =-= Dracula is now known as Hugbox-5000
[18:23] * Hugbox-5000 bows
[18:23] =-= RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001
[18:23] * DiceMaid-9001 bows
[18:37] <Shagus> ima gardsman
[18:37] <Sigmund> imma archivist
[18:38] <Sigmund> I'll be casting so many spells my spells will be casting spells!
[18:38] <Steel> moar like, you'll be casting so many spells your spells will be getting BLAMMED
[18:38] <Drustos> yo dawg I heard you like spells so I put some spells in your spells so your spells can cast spells while you're casting spells
[18:39] <CAPSLOCKGUY> >archivist
[18:39] <CAPSLOCKGUY> >casting spells
[18:39] <CAPSLOCKGUY> uhhhh
[18:39] <CAPSLOCKGUY> ur doin it rong
[18:39] <Steel> He'sa mutant
[18:39] <Drustos> moar like heretic
[18:40] <Steel> Moar like UNSANCTIONED WITCH
[18:40] <CAPSLOCKGUY> So
[18:40] <CAPSLOCKGUY> why are you an acolyte if you are mutant
[18:40] <Steel> So BLAMBLAMBLAM
[18:40] <Shagus> Did fluffums pick something unusual that doesn't fit well
[18:41] <Shagus> I can't tell because it's dh
[18:41] <Sigmund> I actually randomly rolled the mutation
[18:41] <Sigmund> I mean, got it from the random generator
[18:42] <Sigmund> I don't think it'll come in handy unless I absolutely need to win a game of blackjack.
[18:43] <CAPSLOCKGUY> If you want psychic power
[18:43] <CAPSLOCKGUY> there is a background in the Inquis handbook that gives you a permanent psyker power that will always work
[18:44] <Sigmund> I don't have any book but the main one.
[18:44] * Steel ...wonders if, as an admechy on an admech ship would actually just be a shiphand or something :U
[18:45] <Drustos> You're admech too?
[18:45] <Steel> ADMECHS IS DA BEST
[18:45] <BlastIsTryingToGM> you both picked forgeworld so I did this :3
[18:45] <Steel> DO YOU SEE MY NAME?
[18:45] <BlastIsTryingToGM> I said he could be sanctioned with it also
[18:45] <BlastIsTryingToGM> also I have finished monologuing :U
[18:45] <Sigmund> what do you mean by admech now?
[18:46] <BlastIsTryingToGM> Adeptus Mechanicus
[18:46] <Steel> MY MOTHER WAS A TECHPRIEST AND SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE IRONIC IF I DIDN'T BECOME A TECHPRIEST
[18:46] <BlastIsTryingToGM> the techpriesthood
[18:46] <Sigmund> aha
[18:46] <Steel> BUT I WAS ALL "ninja YOU MOM, I'LL BE A TECHPRIEST ANYWAYS"
[18:46] <Sigmund> how apropos
[18:46] <BlastIsTryingToGM> someone say something or do something D:
[18:47] <Steel> So like I said, am I with the rest of the group even though I'm admechy or a shiphand or whut :U
[18:47] <Sigmund> I'm distracted by all the dust that got into my eyes and my open wounds from work D:
[18:47] <BlastIsTryingToGM> Steel yes
[18:47] <BlastIsTryingToGM> idk
[18:47] <BlastIsTryingToGM> you're probably not a shiphand
[18:47] <Drustos> How ninjaing long is this hallway?
[18:47] <BlastIsTryingToGM> do you want to be one?
[18:47] <BlastIsTryingToGM> HUEG
[18:48] <Sigmund> [plot] length
[18:48] <Drustos> Surely it can't be as big as the ninjaing ship :v
[18:48] <BlastIsTryingToGM> lol
[18:48] <BlastIsTryingToGM> half a mile long
[18:48] <BlastIsTryingToGM> it leads to the chapel and you know how these ninjas are with these things
[18:48] <Steel> brace for 5km long ships
[18:48] <BlastIsTryingToGM> yeah the ship is like 15km long so it's not even abnormal to have such a ninjaing grand chapel
[18:49] <Steel> >:U
[18:49] <BlastIsTryingToGM> there are probably several on the ship too
[19:02] <Shagus> Have you ever noticed that nobody in pnp games ever has flatulence?
[19:02] <Drustos> That would be incredibly stupid.
[19:02] <Shagus> I mean, I don't want to be crude or anything, but I've never seen an NPC just let rip and then apologise mid-sentence. They must all be holding it in.
[19:02] <BlastIsTryingToGM> Have you ever noticed they don't ever crap or piss unless it's on a corpse or a grave either
[19:02] <Drustos> I, however, do have a hacking cough, which I just rememberd.
[19:02] <Shagus> Also things like coughing yes!
[19:02] <Shagus> Unless it's supposed to be a character trait.
[19:02] <Drustos> It is a quirk in my case.
[19:02] <Shagus> Nobody ever just coughs.
[in DH you need to roll below your stat number to pass a test, at the moment we're in a crowded hall and you need to pass strength/agility check in order to not be swept away by the crowd]
[20:36] <BlastIsTryingToGM> you can get through :U
[20:36] <BlastIsTryingToGM> it's not a problem
[20:36] <BlastIsTryingToGM> lol roll str
[20:36] <BlastIsTryingToGM> or agi
[20:36] <BlastIsTryingToGM> whichever is higher
[20:36] <Steel> 1d100 fffff 33
[20:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Steel, fffff 33: 17 [1d100=17]
[20:36] <BlastIsTryingToGM> !
[20:36] <Steel> GET THE ninja OUT OF MY WAY
[20:36] <BlastIsTryingToGM> was that str?
[20:37] <Steel> You said whichever higher, but str is 30 and I was going more for DO YOU SEE HOW TOUGH I AM?! :U
[20:37] <Shagus> where the ninja is fluffums
[20:37] <Sigmund> right here
[20:37] <BlastIsTryingToGM>
[20:37] <Drustos> whar have you been
[20:37] <Steel>
[20:38] <Sigmund> trying to stop my eyes from burning.
[20:38] <Shagus> Have you just been spectating for two hours
[20:38] <Drustos> Turn your brightness down then
[20:38] * Steel is now the horns of the party. And will be charging through FOR GREAT JUSTICE
<BlastIsTryingToGM> Steel muscles her way through the crowd, probably punching someone in the face on the way but without any fear of retribution.[20:38] <Drustos> 1d100 vers 36
[20:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Drustos, vers 36: 46 [1d100=46]
[20:38] <Sigmund> No, dammit, I'm allergic to dust and I had a fan blowing dust in my face for 5 hours
[20:38] <Drustos> oh and I rolled agility
[20:39] <Sigmund> I know how to breathe properly to avoid an asthma attack but it still got into my eyes.
<BlastIsTryingToGM> Drustos tries to go through the crowd in a rather more subtle way than Steel but is instead pulled along with the tide almost immediately.[20:39] <BlastIsTryingToGM> roll agility again lol
[20:39] <Sigmund> And into the cuts on my hands, which are now inflamed.
[20:40] <Drustos> 1d100 vers 36
[20:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Drustos, vers 36: 78 [1d100=78]
[20:40] <Drustos> ffff
[20:40] <BlastIsTryingToGM> hahaha
<BlastIsTryingToGM> Steel is dragged along further with the tide of the people, being shoved out of sight of the others.[20:40] <BlastIsTryingToGM> Steel test int
[20:40] <Steel> :awesome:
[20:40] <Steel> whut fffff
[20:40] <Steel> 1d100 41
[20:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Steel, 41: 71 [1d100=71]
[20:40] <Drustos> damn
[20:40] <Steel> FFFFF
[20:40] <BlastIsTryingToGM> 1d5+3
[20:40] <DiceMaid-9001> BlastIsTryingToGM, 1d5+3: 5 [1d5=2]
[20:42] <Drustos> I think you mean me there
[20:42] <BlastIsTryingToGM> yes I did
[20:42] <BlastIsTryingToGM> :U
[20:42] <BlastIsTryingToGM> sorry
[20:42] <Steel> yeah I was all wtf just happen
[20:42] <Drustos> all right I'm going to roll agi again
[20:42] <Steel> At first I was all GET THE ninja OUT OF THE WAY and then lolidunno
[20:42] <Drustos> all right I'm going to roll agi again
[20:43] <Drustos> 1d100 vers 36
[20:43] <BlastIsTryingToGM> you fail this and you need to be saved :3
[20:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Drustos, vers 36: 4 [1d100=4]
[20:43] <BlastIsTryingToGM> !!!
[20:43] <Drustos> praise the omnissiah
[20:43] <Steel> If we get death vers crowds you are silly DM :U also lrn2difficulty levels
[20:44] <BlastIsTryingToGM> there is no threat here
[20:44] <BlastIsTryingToGM> just "lol you get pulled away WHAT AN IDIOT"
[20:45] <BlastIsTryingToGM> also there hadn't been any tests so I threw them in hurr
[20:45] <Drustos> That's fine.
[20:45] <BlastIsTryingToGM> so you have 5 hours traveling ahead of you!
[20:45] <Steel> If this whole crowd was rolling straight stats without mods, 1/4th of the people would be unable to resist the current >:3
[20:46] * DiceMaid-9001 is already in the car
[20:46] * Hugbox-5000 is already in the car
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[20:46] <BlastIsTryingToGM> this is fine with me lol
[20:46] <Steel> 25% of people being all "OH GOD WHERE AM I GOING, I WAS JUST TRYING TO
[20:50] <BlastIsTryingToGM> everyone test toughness
[20:50] <Steel> whut, there's no mass transit for longer distances
[20:50] <BlastIsTryingToGM> this is 40k, of course not
[20:50] <Steel> fffff
[20:50] <Steel> 1d100 30
[20:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Steel, 30: 59 [1d100=59]
[20:50] <BlastIsTryingToGM> everything is crap
[20:51] <BlastIsTryingToGM> ok Fluffums
[20:51] <BlastIsTryingToGM> argh my games are terribad
[20:51] <Shagus> ASSUMING SO
[20:51] <Drustos> 1d100 34
[20:51] <Shagus> 1d100+31 that you are asking for d100+t I mean, not that your games are terriba
[20:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Drustos, 34: 9 [1d100=9]
[20:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Shagus, that you are asking for d100+t I mean, not that your games are terriba: 58 [1d100=27]
[20:51] <BlastIsTryingToGM> what
[20:51] <BlastIsTryingToGM> Shagus what is your toughness
[20:52] <Shagus> t: 31
[20:52] <Steel> Its okay so far. Although, for standard tests like these usually modifiers are applied :U
[20:52] <Shagus> Unless I am dum
[20:52] <BlastIsTryingToGM> no it's fine
[20:53] <BlastIsTryingToGM> Shagus takes 2 fatigue, steel takes 1, Drustos takes none.
[2009-06-28 20:49:49] <BlastIsTryingToGM> Traveling 15 miles in a day is rather tiring. By the time you reach the other end you can barely walk.
[2009-06-28 20:53:38] <BlastIsTryingToGM> Drustos is fine for some reason.
;D
don't do that 
