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[D00D64: AM I GONE OR WHAT]

...this looks like so much fun...
;_;

[Eco]

<ElCapitan> We have defenses against furry balls!
<Fiery_Pyrus> Don't say hands.
<Fiery_Pyrus> I know you want to.
<Fiery_Pyrus> Because you're a freak. But don't say it.
<ElCapitan> Why would I want to do that.
<ElCapitan> No, I meant more along the lines of "disabling images".
<ElCapitan> Thus preventing furry balls from being displayed.
<Fiery_Pyrus> BUT THE RUBBING OF THE FURRY BALLS ON EVERYTHING REMAINS, THOUGH INVISIBLE

[Sergeant Dull]

What the- XDDD

[Sergeant Dull]

SO I venture into a new room and...

[14:53] <Zae> Neato. I just have a single 500GB drive in my PC. But my case is clunky and noisy, I'll get a new one, and a PSU, eventually. I have old drives littered around my room XD
[14:53] * Hadrian_Uranium encloses Ace
[14:53] <Hadrian_Uranium> lol i did a botty burp and everyone in the room looked at me in disgust

[Eco]

<Darkangel> Whoah! 2 Fiery's! Awesome!
<Xad> LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF CARE I HAVE FOR THIS DA:
* Fiery_Pyrus ([e-mail]) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Fiery)))

[Eco]

<Xad> SO GUYS I WAS IN EUROPE THIS WEEK
<Fiery_Pyrus> Nobody cares.
<Fiery_Pyrus> Go away.
<Xad> I know
<Xad> I thought if I used allcaps, it would sound more important
<Fiery_Pyrus> Well it didn't work!
<Anya> Shut up, Fiery.
<Anya> Nobody cares.
<Fiery_Pyrus> Bite me!
* Anya bites.
<Fiery_Pyrus> again!
<Anya> ...
* Anya bites Fifi's finger off.
<Xad> It's...super effective?
<Fiery_Pyrus> Thaaat hurt
<Anya> it's 85 out right now. I dislike it.
<Fiery_Pyrus> Can I have my finger back
<Anya> no
* Anya swallows it.
<Fiery_Pyrus> Why not? What can you possibly need my finger fo- ...Damnit!

[Eco]

<Zae> freddyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/michael_jackson.jpg
<Xad> AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Zae> I'd like to put something in that hole
<Zae> wink wink
<Xad> Noooo

[ShardNet]

[20:29] <ElCapitan> The most we did in primary school was make pancakes.
[20:29] <ElCapitan> And I SMASHINGLY hate pancakes.
[20:29] <ElCapitan> Imagine my dismay.
[20:30] <Shard_Heilia> According to a banner ad I saw a couple minutes ago...
[20:30] <Fiery_Pyrus> I am. And I am loving it.
[20:30] <Shard_Heilia> "Make pancake magic for your family"
[20:30] <Shard_Heilia> Your pancakes directly correlate to my junk.
[20:30] <Fiery_Pyrus> Pancake magic? That sounds terrifying.
[20:30] <Shard_Heilia> I know.
[20:30] <Anya> That wasn;'t milk we used for the batter ;D
[20:30] <Anya> ..ew
[20:30] <Fiery_Pyrus> Do you like.. Put glitter in it or something?
[20:33] <Shard_Heilia> clitter
[20:33] <Fiery_Pyrus> Sigh.

[stupid hos is my enemy]

<ElCapitan> I'm going to listen to some happy music for a change.
<Fiery_Pyrus> What is happy music exactly?
<Shard_Heilia> This whole conversation was orchestrated to make you fear him.
<Shard_Heilia> Fiery: The screams of his 3 year old victims.
<ElCapitan> 1. I don't actually know, it just sounds happy.
<ElCapitan> 2. Likely.
<ElCapitan> 3. Exactly.
<Shard_Heilia> it usually makes me happy.
<Fiery_Pyrus> Do you make them scream in harmony?
<Shard_Heilia> xD
<ElCapitan> Yeah. It takes a lot of work but I'm proud with the result.
<Fiery_Pyrus> Have you bundled together to be like a massive organic xylophone you play with your penis?
<Fiery_Pyrus> bundled them together*
<Shard_Heilia> xDD
<ElCapitan> Oh no, I just show them a picture of you and go from there.
<Fiery_Pyrus> Have I just been Rya'd?
<ElCapitan> Rya'what?
<Shard_Heilia> XD
<Shard_Heilia> Yes you have..
<Shard_Heilia> Also, Fiery?
<Shard_Heilia> Your xylophone idea is awesome.
<Fiery_Pyrus> I feared you would say that..
<Shard_Heilia> I'll be sure to give you props in court so you can be an accomplice!
<Fiery_Pyrus> Guess I'll have to disassemble the 3 year old xylophone I was going to give you for Christmas if you're going to be making your own.
<ElCapitan> Ah, it's the whole bros thing. You ride together, you get assraped by bubba together?
<Shard_Heilia> Nono!
<Shard_Heilia> I'll wait.
<Fiery_Pyrus> They're going home. IN BOXES.
<Fiery_Pyrus> Oh. Nevermind. Okay.
<ElCapitan> Wow. That's ominous.
<Fiery_Pyrus> I did say disassemble, didn't I?
<ElCapitan> That you did, good sir.
<Fiery_Pyrus> Shard, you're making me a horrible person.

[ShardNet]

[18:15] <Darkangel> I'm gonna blow children

[dynamicsonic]

May 27, 2009 9:16:41 GMT 10 ShardNet said:

[18:15] <Darkangel> I'm gonna blow children

I SAID BLOW UP, FGT.

You guys just edited it...

[Sergeant Dull]

Ohey what did I miss?




Ew wtf.

[stupid hos is my enemy]

May 27, 2009 9:35:56 GMT 10 @dynamicsonic said:

May 27, 2009 9:16:41 GMT 10 ShardNet said:

[18:15] <Darkangel> I'm gonna blow children

I SAID BLOW UP, FGT.

You guys just edited it...

hey

welcome to the joke

[Eco]

<Shard_HeiIia> Hey Xad wanna swap STDs? It's like Pokemon trading, only fun!
<Xad>
<Xad> DO THEY EVOLVE?
<Shard_HeiIia> Some do!
<Xad>
<Xad> Count me in, man! Do I need like, a starter set or something, first?
<Shard_HeiIia> Yeah, probably. Find a cheap hooker. Like Zae.
<Xad> Ah
<Xad> Well, he just signed off =/

[Oberstleutnant Insipid]

NOW THERE'S NO SHAME IN GETTING AN STD OR TWO. BUT AT THIS RATE, SON...YOU'RE GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL