Post by dynamicsonic on Jan 31, 2005 12:45:49 GMT 10
Hi, my bro passed me this audio clip, IT'S SO AMAZINGLY FUNNY! Sometimes, the clip will be in spanish, so you'll need a dictionary...
....From the creator of the mustang, batmobil, poopmobil and duckmobil, radioactive motors present the most advanced in auto design. It's the totally new...AVALANCHEROKEE 98 and a half! Feel the satisfaction to posses the only car that can speak
"Sugiero a vos guardar mayor precaucion al conducir. Los neumaticos han sido untados con excremento canino"
Includes a gasoline "fatalizer", that pollutes 4.5 more times than a normal car
"el registro de la calidad del aire interior esta provocando una congestion flematica en mi sistema de *cough* *cough* comunicacion"
forseeing all dangers of the world, avalancherokee is included with double srs airbag with latex, covered with "doloxinol9" for the safety of others
"Favor de abrocharse el cinturón. *seatbelt sounds*Del pantalón"
Contains cuadrafonic surround sound, THX MegaBass 1138 with AM. And coming soon,FM in deluxe edition
"Chole chango chilango, que chafa chamba te chutas. No checa andar de guarura y chale con la charola..."
The only vehicle with temperature meter that speaks.
"Encendido, apagado. Encendido, apagado. *faster* Encendido, apagado. Encendido, apagado. *party music on background* *says with rythm* Encendido, apagado. Encendido, apagado. Encendido, apagado. Encendiiido, apagaaaado. Encendiiido, apagaaaado.!
Baila Baila Baila voiola!"
Avalancherokee is to celebrate.
The avalanche of the future, to the men of tomorrow....
"*sings like a chao*They're radioactive toys, offensive, AND INHUMAN!"
Nice huh?
....From the creator of the mustang, batmobil, poopmobil and duckmobil, radioactive motors present the most advanced in auto design. It's the totally new...AVALANCHEROKEE 98 and a half! Feel the satisfaction to posses the only car that can speak
"Sugiero a vos guardar mayor precaucion al conducir. Los neumaticos han sido untados con excremento canino"
Includes a gasoline "fatalizer", that pollutes 4.5 more times than a normal car
"el registro de la calidad del aire interior esta provocando una congestion flematica en mi sistema de *cough* *cough* comunicacion"
forseeing all dangers of the world, avalancherokee is included with double srs airbag with latex, covered with "doloxinol9" for the safety of others
"Favor de abrocharse el cinturón. *seatbelt sounds*Del pantalón"
Contains cuadrafonic surround sound, THX MegaBass 1138 with AM. And coming soon,FM in deluxe edition
"Chole chango chilango, que chafa chamba te chutas. No checa andar de guarura y chale con la charola..."
The only vehicle with temperature meter that speaks.
"Encendido, apagado. Encendido, apagado. *faster* Encendido, apagado. Encendido, apagado. *party music on background* *says with rythm* Encendido, apagado. Encendido, apagado. Encendido, apagado. Encendiiido, apagaaaado. Encendiiido, apagaaaado.!
Baila Baila Baila voiola!"
Avalancherokee is to celebrate.
The avalanche of the future, to the men of tomorrow....
"*sings like a chao*They're radioactive toys, offensive, AND INHUMAN!"
Nice huh?
