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Post by Neo_cydude on Dec 18, 2004 3:32:20 GMT 10
a man walks into a bar
you think he would have seen it
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Post by Giga the cyborg fox on Dec 18, 2004 3:45:56 GMT 10
a man walks into a bar you think he would have seen it Lamest. joke. EVER. ( oh wait thats a good thing ) |
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Post by Stuart on Dec 18, 2004 5:22:37 GMT 10
No, it's offending England football (soccer to you?) fans which I don't have any problem with at all. It used to call it soccer, but then my dad (who's english), beat me into submission and hung me upside down in our torture chamber- er, I mean my dad told me to call it football. -_-; This joke is basically just a different version of Eco's. Three little kids found a slide. There was a sign on it that said "When you ride down this slide, say something and you will get it." So the first boy slid down and said "HEAPS OF GOLD!" And he got it. The second boy slid down and shouted "PLAYSTATION TWO AND X-BOX!" and he got it. The third boy slid down and shouted "Wheeeeeee!" |
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Post by WDot on Dec 18, 2004 5:24:34 GMT 10
a man walks into a bar you think he would have seen it I actually thought that was funny. Amazing, those non sequitors. |
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Post by Tené on Dec 18, 2004 5:27:27 GMT 10
How do you make a slow horse fast?
Don't feed it.
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Post by Eco on Dec 19, 2004 1:02:37 GMT 10
that was so lame but yet so funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
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Post by Neo_cydude on Dec 19, 2004 1:59:32 GMT 10
old and dull
how does a blonde kill a bird
THROWS IT OFF A CLIFF
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Post by The Pletch on Dec 19, 2004 5:40:00 GMT 10
I didn't get this one:
If you're swimming in a river and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray.
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Post by Neo_cydude on Dec 21, 2004 5:06:16 GMT 10
WTF
What's green, heavy and can really hurt you if it falls out of a tree
A snooker table
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Post by Eco on Dec 23, 2004 2:51:32 GMT 10
What did he people say to the noob?
Your a noob.
THAT WAS SO LAME
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Post by D on Dec 25, 2004 13:57:41 GMT 10
what do you get when you cross a ton of baloons, 777 needles, and a large stero system?
Deaf ears, thats what.
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Post by Giga the cyborg fox on Dec 31, 2004 2:20:05 GMT 10
What happens if you cross boredom with nothing
Exactly what you was doing before
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Post by Eco on Dec 31, 2004 3:07:16 GMT 10
Why did the Ardvark cross the road? I think cuz It wanted to  |
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Post by Stuart on Dec 31, 2004 11:25:22 GMT 10
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper:P
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