Eco
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Post by Eco on Dec 10, 2004 10:53:14 GMT 10
Post the lamest jokes here
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Knuxman
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Post by Knuxman on Dec 10, 2004 12:42:29 GMT 10
What does a chicken cal a dollar? a BAWK! ;D
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Post by Neo_cydude on Dec 11, 2004 2:14:27 GMT 10
Old macdonald was dixlexic
i-o-i-o-i
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Eco
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Post by Eco on Dec 15, 2004 12:27:31 GMT 10
Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was tied to the chicken  |
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Stuart
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Post by Stuart on Dec 15, 2004 12:56:00 GMT 10
Three guys on an island. One says "I wish I was 20% smarter." KAPOW! He gets 20% smarter and swims to shore. The next guy goes "I wish I was 50% smarter!" And KAPOW! He gets 50% smarter and builds a boat. He sails to land. The third guy says "I wish I was 90% smarter!" KAPOW! He gets 90% smarter and crosses the bridge. Actually, I don't think that's lame. I like it. |
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Post by WDot on Dec 15, 2004 20:47:39 GMT 10
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven eight nine!
Ahahahah that was lame...
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Post by Neo_cydude on Dec 16, 2004 3:39:06 GMT 10
Aliens were watching the new zeland hakka and saw a kiwi doing it too
so they destroyed half it's brain but it kept on going
so the destroyed the rest and it started singing
Swing Low Sweet Chariot
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Stuart
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Post by Stuart on Dec 16, 2004 4:27:39 GMT 10
1. It's spelt haka. 2. I don't get it. 3. If I did I'd probably be offended. |
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Post by WDot on Dec 16, 2004 6:06:23 GMT 10
1. It's spelt haka. 2. I don't get it. 3. If I did I'd probably be offended. Same here. Explicate, por favor? |
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Post by Neo_cydude on Dec 17, 2004 4:14:47 GMT 10
well its a new zeland kiwi
but when it's brain is gone (aka its dead)
it sings swing low like the england fans do
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Stuart
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Post by Stuart on Dec 17, 2004 4:29:09 GMT 10
Oh. So it's offending the English. Not my problem, then. |
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Post by Neo_cydude on Dec 17, 2004 4:33:20 GMT 10
lol
why cant you get asprin in the jungle
because the parrots eat them all
parrots eat them all
paracetamol
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Eco
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Post by Eco on Dec 17, 2004 13:30:41 GMT 10
A magic genie told 3 people if they jump off a cliff, he will grant them one wish. The first guy wished he landed on a pile of money so he jumps of a cliff and it came true. The second guy said he wished he landed on a pile of pillows so he jumped off and it came true. The third one said he was wished for everything to be-, but then he tripped on a rock so he said "KIPPERS". and it came true. ewwwwww. |
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Post by Starguest on Dec 17, 2004 20:42:07 GMT 10
Who's on top of the Xmas tree every year?
Me!;D
Get it?
Because my name is STARgirl,and stars are sometimes put on top of a Christmas tree!*gigles*
(Note,I'm not realy put on top of Xmas trees every year,it's just a joke.)
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Post by Mysterious Bob on Dec 17, 2004 21:09:35 GMT 10
Oh. So it's offending the English. Not my problem, then. No, it's offending England football (soccer to you?) fans which I don't have any problem with at all. |
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