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Post by stargirl on Oct 15, 2004 20:55:43 GMT 10
In this MB game,you have to try and make the person below you laugh.
If they do laugh,
The person below you has to say something like:
"LOL!That's funny!" or "Oh My Gosh!That is so so funny!"
but if they don't laugh they have to say something like:
"What?I don't get it..." or "That's not funny."
Then try to make the person below them laugh.
Be nice!
No making jokes about other people,or the Moderators will hear of it!
You can use your fan-charecters as well.
And I'll let you use my Fan-charecters.
I'll start it off,Ok?
Terra:All your base are belongs to us!
Maranda:*angry tone*Terra...
Terra:Ziggy boogy doo-
Maranda:*still angry tone*Terra....
Terra:*grumps*Oh fine!
Maranda:Good Terra.
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Post by Tené on Oct 16, 2004 1:49:11 GMT 10
Not funny.
What do you call a 3-barrelled gun?
A trifle!
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Post by Mysterious Bob on Oct 16, 2004 5:25:46 GMT 10
Who the hell are Terra and Mandra? Like Tenebrais said, that wasn't funny. The trifle joke... was.
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Post by Starishomefromschool on Oct 16, 2004 5:51:34 GMT 10
Terra and Maranda are my Fan charecters... Anyways here is the improved joke: Maranda:Ok,I know whatn the password is! Terra:Finaly.She figured it out.  Marranda:The Password is Ziggy Boogy Doo- Terra:No!The ziggy words will-- Marranda:Terra,let me ask you something... Terra:But- Marranda:Who's your mistress? Terra: You are... Marranda:And who sumoned you from your death? Terra:You did... Marranda:And who comands you to shut up and let me say the password? Terra:You?  Marranda:Yes.Now do as I say! Terra:But- Marranda:Ziggy Boogy Doog! *nucliur explosion* Terra:I told you so. Marranda:*on fire*Shut up Terra, just shut up. What do you think? |
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Post by fizzzzzzzzzzzy on Oct 16, 2004 6:54:22 GMT 10
that was not that funny but amusing
here's one
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Tonto, you Dumb Hoss, someone has stolen our tent."
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Post by The Pletch on Oct 16, 2004 11:25:31 GMT 10
o.O Not funny.
Oh, and star. It's zeeky boogy doog, not ziggy boogy doog.
Cheesy: Now, Crackers. Stay here.
Crackers: I don't wanna!
Cheesy: You have to.
Crackers: I'm not gonna.
Cheesy: We'll see. *Brandishes a knife momentarily and walks off*
Cheesy comes back some time later to find Crackers somewhere other than where he was.
Cheesy: Bad chipmunk! No cookie for you!
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Post by fizzzzzzzzzzzy on Oct 16, 2004 15:03:50 GMT 10
ok............
here is another one
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken *rimshot*
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Post by stargirl on Oct 16, 2004 19:41:43 GMT 10
 ...No coment. (notes for my next joke: Claudia and Tailina are 2 more of my fan-charecters.) Claudia:*playing a lively tune on a flute* Tailina:*flys by* Claudia:*stops playing*Huh? Tailina:*in the distance*Whoa! Crash, Smash, Ba-Bash!!!Claudia: Tailina:I ment to do that! Claudia:*runs up to Tailina* ?! Tailina:*gets up*(sarcastic)Well,that felt like falling on pillows and cottenballs....(/sarcastic) Claudia:How did you loose controll? Tailina:About a few miles north,turn right at that building over there and you'll find where I lost controll.I was just flying around when my powers stoped working right then controll got lost on me! Badoom-tish!*shot repetitivly* |
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Post by fizzzzzzzzzzzy on Oct 17, 2004 0:47:49 GMT 10
so confused
jokes arent that funny when you read them. They need to be said in a joky tone of voice
you are now pregnant........ and there is the man that did it
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Post by Kage Samer '91 on Oct 17, 2004 1:36:42 GMT 10
A man has an operation that could mean life and death and survives...then he walks outside the hospital and gets run over by a car.
Nurse crying:what a waste
Doctor:I know,that was a new mercedies...
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Post by Tené on Oct 18, 2004 3:20:20 GMT 10
That's funnier than half the stuff mentioned here.
A man walks up to a farm, and sees this beautiful horse. Being a rich man, he goes to the farmhouse and speaks to the horse's owner, offering to buy the horse.
After much bickering, he finally buys it. He saddles the horse, mounts it, and instructs it to move. It doesn't.
"It's a circus horse", the owner explained, "It only goes when you say 'praise the lord', and stops when you say 'amen'."
So the man says "Praise the lord", and the horse rockets off. It gets faster and faster, approaching a cliff edge, then the man shrieks "Amen! Amen!". The horse screeches to a halt on the very brink of the cliff.
Gratefully, the man raises his head to the sky and says "Praise the lord..."
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Post by fizzzzzzzzzzzy on Oct 18, 2004 5:20:27 GMT 10
Heard that before
There's an apartement with 4 floors
On the top floor, a guy is juggling out the window
On the 3rd floor, a guy is pissing out the window
On the 2nd floor, a guy ispainting his balcony green
On the bottom, A guy is eating pickles
The guy on the the top floor slips and drops a knife.
The knife falls and cut off the guy's dick. It falls into the
paint bucket. the guy on the fourth floor sips and knocks the can over. The dick falls in the guy's pickle jar........
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