ATTN: Presidential Candidates and Campaigners

[WDot]

Due to the uncalled for and aggressive tactics being used by pretty much everyone, here are some new lwas made the same way a lot of other laws are made in life: Arbitrarily! You will commit these to heart and utilize them immediately:

1. OMGWTF is not a valid argument.
2. Mindless ranting does not get supporters, unless you give them free beer.
3. Especially for campaigners: Why rant so much if YOU'RE not going to be President anyway?
4. Popular polls only show how much sex appeal you have.
5. A great soldier can still suck at politics, and vice versa.
6. Campaigners: Bragging about how a candidate groped you 30 years ago is really screwed up.
7. The UN hates us anyway, what makes you think you can make them want to help us?
8. Unless it's Tim Russert, the media is NEVER perfectly balanced, it's just the slant is on more or less degrees. Money helps tip it your way though.
9. Be black. Everyone'll love you then. Bonus points if you can rap.
10. People want to be happy. So talk about important things that we do right that you can make better. Good luck.
11. Why slam the VP candidate? They don't do anything anyway!
11.5 Protester's opinions don't matter, despite what they tell you.
12. If you EVER, EVER, feel the need to break one of the rules, say "sensitive war" and everyone will break into giggles.

[D]

Heh. Wanna know how the un will like us again? get rid of bush, and see to it that kerry doesnt do something incredilbly stupid. And bush doesnt do anything but what the administration tells him. Chenys pulling the strings, why do you think we went into iraq in the first place? OIL! And dont you know the elections rigged to keep black people and women from getting a single vote? remember, "A vote for bush was probably a vote for someone else"

Okay, i know what to do now.
13) DONT, just give a list of what your opponent Did or did not do. "*insert name* wants to raise taxes! Vote for me!" is not a valid argument.
14) Saying that someone isnt running a ware correctly is BAD. War itself is BAD. if you want to bash someone say that they took us to war!

[WDot]

>_>

It's not a political discussion. Just fluff.
Add more to the list if you please!