OH MY LORD! IT'S ULTIMO AGAIN!

[Ultimo]

1/2 of Vegemites: You're not dead?

Other 1/2 of Vegemites: You're who?

Random person: I like pie.

Yes, I've come back to grace the forums with my presence. *cue various snickers*

Anyway, I've got a large bunch of hoaxes to submit, and I'll post as many as I can. I'm making a topic in the hoaxing forum, and I will also post my site link there so Matt can double-check what I haven't been able/haven't had time/wasn't sure what to put up.

I got a job recently, which explains much of the lack of contact. It also explains the accumulation of video games in my room and of dust in my savings and on my computer.

So, who's up for some hoaxes?

1/2 of Vegemites: YEAAAAAH!

Other 1/2 of Vegemites: You're who?

Random Person: I STILL FRIGGIN' LIKE PIE! *shotgunned*

So, I'll be in the Hoaxing Forums if you need me. Aside from all this, please feel free to IM me to chat. I haven't had a conversation with anyone in weeks.

BTW, the site looks awesome Matt. It's good to be back in my old home.

Matt: No Ultimo, there is no alcoholic eggnog in the fridge.

Ah nuts.

[MattGuesting]

You're who?

Seriously - regreets, Ult. Nice to have ya back.

[Spike]

Hi Ult, I'm Spike

[Ultimo]

Hi Spike, I'm Ultimo/Ult/The man who lives under your bed.

Wait, that third one is Michael Jackson. My mistake.

[Spike]

Hhehehehehe ;D
I like your hoaxes! How do you do so many? A quote from a film i can't remember 'i wanna be just like you' ahh that was it-Jungle Book 'I wanna walk like you, tal-*shot*

[Eco]

hi ult. its me eco

[Stargirl]

Hello,My name is Stargirl(or Star for Short)I'm known as Coolgirl on WCMOs.I'm one of the first girls to show up here,I'm a profesional actress,(Eco is Drama King however..)any questions?

[D]

ultimo, your back! and kicking! could have sworn you died sometime....last year. along with jonodude. so, when did you get the job? still working at the theator? *bombardment of questions* ^_^

[Spike]

Wow...........four posts with no reply..............let him breath everyone,stop crowding around ;D

[Geewoody]

*Hits Ultimo with microphone
So hows it feel to be back at SV?

[Spike]

An interview! oh pick me! My name is-*bazooked*