Australia bans flat chested women.

[iBishyT]

As if banning videogames weren't enough, they've gone and banned small breasted women.

At least from adult media such as pornography or nude photography. Apparently flat chested women encourage paedophilia.

“This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year.

Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned.

These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”

It's bad enough some smaller breasted women feel pressured into getting themselves surgically enhanced by magazines and photoshopped models, but by the Government too? I'm sure they're just brimming with self confidence right now.

I would link to the article, but it's on Sankaku Complex which is kinda NSFW.

[Breaker]

Nah, I'm pretty sure the campaigners just prefer big jugs.

[Oberstleutnant Insipid]

wtf is this

also could you copy-paste the whole article




ausfailia sucks :/

[iBishyT]

Ok, here's the whole article as Doom's request. I must warn you though that of course there are a couple of other NSFW references in this article pertaining to other things Australia have banned in pornography. I post this as a newsworthy topic of debate (and general wtf-ing), but should any mod consider the contents of this article too far they're free to delete or censor it.

Copy paste starts now.

Australia Bans Small Breasts as “Child Pornography”

Australia has banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.

The Australian Sex Party reports even Hustler has seen its publications refused publication, all thanks to the usual moral crusader “think of the children” arguments:

“This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year.

Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned.

These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”

With small breasts now considered obscene, Australian adult rags are said to have suffered sharp increase in breast sizes.

Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them.

Australia has also banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as “abhorrent”:

1. That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines.

2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.

It seems the UK and Australia are intent on regressing to Victorian standards of morality (although this time anyone criticising homosexuality may find themselves convicted of a hate crime), between them having now banned everything from BDSM to small breasts, even where participants are entirely imaginary.

[Oberstleutnant Insipid]

I've actually heard before about bans on pornography here. It's stupid.

[Sergeant Dull]

Good riddance. Well done Australia.

[CoolCorky]

It's not child pornography if they're not children.

Jesus Australia.

[Naem]

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I'm flat-chested. ó_ò

[Sergeant Dull]

Jan 29, 2010 4:09:47 GMT 10 Naem said:

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I'm flat-chested. ó_ò

You better pack your bags if Matt enforces it on the forum.

[stupid hos is my enemy]

But what about my sweet Australian loli?!

[Trinity]

I'm just waiting for "Australia bans sausages in school dinners". Seriously.

[The Pletch]

I eagerly await the banning of children, because children have a proven link to child molestation.

[Sergeant Dull]

Jan 29, 2010 7:24:10 GMT 10 Trinity said:

I'm just waiting for "Australia bans sausages in school dinners". Seriously.

Don't give em ideas.




But really, I smirked reading that >>

[Oberstleutnant Insipid]

Jan 29, 2010 5:18:30 GMT 10 stupid hos is my enemy said:

But what about my sweet Australian loli?!

Pretty sure lolicon and shota is banned too for similar reasons. A list would be nice.

[Eco]

Jan 29, 2010 5:18:30 GMT 10 stupid hos is my enemy said:

But what about my sweet Australian loli?!

Wasn't loli in Australia ALREADY banned?