I, Farmer
Person with Lots of Posts
oh...oh god... oh my sweet dear lord... forget what i said about the pixel avatars, please bring them back
The man in the picture under your mother's pillow.
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Post by I, Farmer on Jan 1, 2010 23:07:20 GMT 10
Hey, me, is Duke Nukem Forever out yet?
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Jan 2, 2010 1:18:18 GMT 10
it was cancelled, DF
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I, Farmer
Person with Lots of Posts
oh...oh god... oh my sweet dear lord... forget what i said about the pixel avatars, please bring them back
The man in the picture under your mother's pillow.
Posts: 668
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Post by I, Farmer on Jan 2, 2010 1:42:51 GMT 10
Aye, I know. Rumours abound that it might still happen, but I have no idea how. Just rumours anyway.
Also: YOU OF THE FUTURE! Windows 7 is OLD NOW!
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Post by Naem on Jan 2, 2010 2:37:26 GMT 10
Dear 18-year-old Claudia:
I hope you have a boyfriend, a life, drawing skills... Hope you haven't been slacking off.
And I hope you're feeling better than me. If you aren't, well... Good luck.
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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Jan 2, 2010 3:03:49 GMT 10
Craig. Why are you still in Scotland? No, seriously. Throw your life away, go to mainland Europe, buy a car, and spend the next few years of your life touring about, living only on what you can steal. Go. Now.
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Post by Max Füchs-Kojote on Jan 2, 2010 6:06:00 GMT 10
Josh. You're 20. I hope you actually finished this course or I will be most disappointed in you. Also: Happy January 2nd. Hope the fireworks were good.
And if you haven't met up with your boyfriend by now I will reach two years forward into the future to throttle you with great prejudice you bloody moron.
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Post by Hunter on Jan 2, 2010 7:00:15 GMT 10
Hey, future me. I hope you don't think I was a retard when reading this. Or better, I hope you think I was a retard when you read this. If you don't. That means I haven't changed and that means I'm still a retard. Well, I'm acting like a retard talking to myself. Meh. Also, I hope your bass skills have improved since last time. If they haven't, that means I suck. And if you don't have a girlfriend that's not psycho by the time you read this (Or spent more than one year without one) , then you are a total retard. If you do, what are you doing here? Also, leave this suckish town. IT SUCKS. IT SUCKS AND YOU WON'T GET ANYWHERE IF YOU'RE STILL LIVING THERE, do you hear? Just move to Porto Alegre or something. Heck, even Fortaleza will do. Just get out of there. So, just stop being a failure. Either that or kill yourself. Any will do. If you don't want any of these two, well, good luck. Also, Happy New Year. Hope things go well for me.  |
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Post by CoolCorky on Jan 2, 2010 7:51:00 GMT 10
oh and one other thing future CC: Stop eating so many goddamn jellybeans.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Jan 2, 2010 8:49:19 GMT 10
Oh yeah. 19 year old me, An Hero is fine too.
Edit: In fact, if you actually are reading this, just go do it. Steal a Desert Eagle, put it to your head.
However if there is a Zombie Apocalypse, keep it and survive. You badass you.
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I, Farmer
Person with Lots of Posts
oh...oh god... oh my sweet dear lord... forget what i said about the pixel avatars, please bring them back
The man in the picture under your mother's pillow.
Posts: 668
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Post by I, Farmer on Jan 2, 2010 8:57:00 GMT 10
19-year-old-me: You know the whole being fat thing? That wasn't my fault. You can blame stupid 18 year old me for THAT.
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Post by dynamicsonic on Jan 2, 2010 9:09:43 GMT 10
Addendum: 18 year old me, if you manage to find a way to spend more time with your girlfriend, then DON'T F*CK IT UP. YOU'RE DOING WELL.
Or. More importantly: If you're still with Paola while reading this, then JACKPOT.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Jan 2, 2010 9:15:12 GMT 10
19-year-old-me: You know the whole being fat thing? That wasn't my fault. You can blame stupid 18 year old me for THAT. YOU'RE THE SAME SMASHINGLY AGE AS ME? WHAT. |
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I, Farmer
Person with Lots of Posts
oh...oh god... oh my sweet dear lord... forget what i said about the pixel avatars, please bring them back
The man in the picture under your mother's pillow.
Posts: 668
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Post by I, Farmer on Jan 2, 2010 9:25:29 GMT 10
17? Well, yes.. Didn't you know?
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Jan 2, 2010 9:30:52 GMT 10
17? Well, yes.. Didn't you know? I thought you were SMASHINGLY 13 |
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Post by CoolCorky on Jan 2, 2010 9:31:55 GMT 10
Ooooohhhh dear.
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