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Post by stupid hos is my enemy on Dec 5, 2009 9:57:15 GMT 10
> Become overwhelmed by crushing guilt as you realise you have just taken another intelligent being's life and quite possibly destroyed any hope humanity had for peaceful alien contact
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Post by somebody probably on Dec 5, 2009 10:00:04 GMT 10
> This is your one chance to indulge in your latent necrophilia without getting arrested. Go go go!
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Dec 5, 2009 10:30:58 GMT 10
>Bottle up your fresh lube and look for a way out of the room to try and get home.
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Post by The Pletch on Dec 5, 2009 10:57:00 GMT 10
> This is your one chance to indulge in your latent necrophilia without getting arrested. Go go go! |
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Dec 5, 2009 12:29:47 GMT 10
>Attempt to wear slime as coat and disguise yourself as an alien
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Post by dynamicsonic on Dec 5, 2009 16:22:41 GMT 10
>Sip Slime
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Post by Shiver on Dec 5, 2009 16:59:27 GMT 10
> Make a face in the slime puddle with the pumpkin seeds, then go through those drawers in the back and take anything worth taking.
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Post by radeon on Dec 5, 2009 17:10:55 GMT 10
>carry everything your inventory has space for
You forgot to change the HP under the HP bar.
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Dec 6, 2009 10:39:45 GMT 10
>Attempt to wear slime as coat and disguise yourself as an alien.[/size]  Suggested by Dooms. And Radeon, I'll fix it, thanks.
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Post by Shiver on Dec 6, 2009 13:21:45 GMT 10
K then,
> Go through the drawers in the back.
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Post by radeon on Dec 6, 2009 13:51:01 GMT 10
> Eat beef jerky to replenish your health.
then
> FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!!111!!11!
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Post by The Pletch on Dec 6, 2009 16:03:21 GMT 10
You would think that, given that the apparently-unicellular monstrosity you were facing needed some way of digesting food, most of its body would be strongly acidic.
It'd be like wearing a jacket of stomach acid.
Although maybe that's what happened to his hat and the snugness is just the sensation of the brain cells slowly being eaten away.
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Dec 7, 2009 9:13:32 GMT 10
The Pletch: I'd ask my biology professor for some possible explanation, but he mainly studies cave dwelling creatures. And I don't like him at all. >Go through the drawers in the back. Suggestion by Shiver.
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Post by iBishyT on Dec 7, 2009 9:21:42 GMT 10
>Combine CANTEEN, METALLIC TUBE, MYSTERIOUS BAG and BALLS OF FLUID to create one helluva fleshlight.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Dec 7, 2009 9:33:51 GMT 10
>Combine CANTEEN, METALLIC TUBE, MYSTERIOUS BAG and BALLS OF FLUID to create one helluva fishing rod. |
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