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Post by iBishyT on Nov 28, 2009 4:10:41 GMT 10
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Nov 28, 2009 9:04:59 GMT 10
>Identify yourself as Jesus, Son of God Suggestion by Fade. Now, I have a reason why the alien abducted the guy that doesn't involve rectal probing!
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Nov 28, 2009 9:08:51 GMT 10
> Explain that you are the descendant of the man.
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Post by dynamicsonic on Nov 28, 2009 16:36:34 GMT 10
>Close your eyes and imagine this is all just a dream.
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Post by Stuart on Nov 28, 2009 17:41:16 GMT 10
> Explain to him that you are a Scientologist and know only of the Legend of Xenu.
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Post by Oberstleutnant Insipid on Nov 28, 2009 20:21:39 GMT 10
>scream incoherently
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Post by Naem on Nov 28, 2009 21:46:48 GMT 10
> Threaten to smite the alien with your godly wrath.
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Nov 29, 2009 13:54:51 GMT 10
>Close your eyes and imagine that this is all just a dream.[/font]  Suggested by DA.
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Post by Breaker on Nov 29, 2009 14:58:08 GMT 10
> Convince the alien that Jesus powers don't work in space.
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Post by somebody probably on Nov 29, 2009 22:07:31 GMT 10
Call the alien a wanker.
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Post by Sergeant Dull on Nov 29, 2009 22:19:45 GMT 10
> Ask the alien to slowly unzip your pants and rub gently.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 29, 2009 22:32:52 GMT 10
> Ask the alien to slowly unzip your pants and rub gently. This. |
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Post by dynamicsonic on Nov 30, 2009 6:21:25 GMT 10
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Post by Rhinoce Breakdancerus on Nov 30, 2009 9:14:34 GMT 10
> Convince the alien that Jesus powers don't work in space. He's actually been gone since you told him you were Jesus. Which means you also missed your opportunity for an alien hand job D:. Anyways, suggestion by Breaker.
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Post by Breaker on Nov 30, 2009 14:44:26 GMT 10
> Don't Panic
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